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  1. Phazael

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Even a blind squirrel gets an acorn every once in a while, I guess.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Mist, there is the military and then there are the Marines (and special forces). I know from personal experience their are women who can shoot and do the demanding shit required by those groups, but the moment they start pushing outliers through to meet a political quota we put the other...
  3. Phazael

    Blunt Talk starring Patrick Stewart on Starz

    I like the butler guy and his boss. Richard Lewis is solid, too. The other characters are kind of weak, though. The show is hilarious on a lot of levels, though. Hopefully it centers on Blunt and they smooth some of the rough edges out over this first season, because I think I really like...
  4. Phazael

    The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

    He was messy when the Report first started, too. If they give him a year, he will find his stride like he did on CC.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    NFC- North- Packers, because the Vikings are not ready yet and the other two teams are dumpster fires East- Cowboys, because Bradford is made of glass and Chip's offense will be as lame as last year when defenses start giving a shit. West- Seahawks, because not having to try against San Fran...
  6. Phazael

    Mad Max

    That game already exists. Its called Elite Beat Agents. I do like this game, but it has its flaws. Open world post apoc games are hard to come by and this game nails the movie universe. Repetitiveness and mushy driving controls land it in B- territory for me.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Hopefully this teaches him to never suck Sark's dick again.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah even if you are innocent of wrong doing you should at least have the good sense not to be seen schmoozing with the judge who let your golden goose off the hook, especially less than a week after the verdict. Brady may well wiggle out of this, but everyone outside of Pats Homers is going to...
  9. Phazael

    The Pinball Thread

    I have played most of the ones on Pinball Arcade in real life at various points. If I had the space for it, I would probably go out and get a Centaur, Tommy, or STNG table. But alas, I have to live with emulation.
  10. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, rookie move on his part. The fact that he does not have an established disciplinary arbiter lined up on retainer, given the large amounts of general fuckery that go on in the NFL off the field, is borderline negligent on his part. The NFL played the wrong angle here, though. The right...
  11. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At this point, the NFL has to pursue this to the bitter end. They picked this hill to die on for this issue. Basically, if they don't, then its a green light to cheat in any way you think you can get away with from here on out. Imagine Jerrah and the Deadskins going back and sueing over all...
  12. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Serious suggestion: Take a break from this and any other online activity and just take some me time this weekend to sort your thoughts out. A couple days free from annoyance and distraction will do wonders for your clarity of thought.
  13. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How goes operation Ripcord, Tarrant? You settle in on what you intend to do?
  14. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    PS- I am sure Tarrant's marital issues are not helping his clarity of thought, either.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Having never wandered into that thread prior to last night (was curious what got P ganked), I can safely say that thread is mostly Troll attention whoring, while some other people with real issues are trying to work things out. Picasso got RRPed for pointing that out to Tarrant, albeit in a...
  16. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bucs are actually a fun and scrappy team. Always have been. I liked them even when they were part of the NFC north and we had to play them. I can get following them for the same reason I adopted the Chargers as my local team to watch.
  17. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Nobody brings the retard game like Column. But I have to admit with GBs lack of conditioning getting our entire WR corps and O-Line on IR, this is Dallas's season to lose. Which of course means they will go 8-8......
  18. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Like it or not, we draw those hard lines in several places in society. Driving age, drinking age, voting age, and so on. In the pre- information age it was not as big of a deal because it was not as obvious that kids were banging, but in the era of dick picks and sexting nothing ever gets kept...
  19. Phazael

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Ask Bears fans.
  20. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When the zombie apocalypse happens and ammo starts running low, Jarts are a good fallback weapon. I am amazed no one got killed when we played that shit back when I was a kid.
  21. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I am C) all the above and still think the generalization is accurate.
  22. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, in my experience, age 30 is the turning point for both men and women. If women are going to shed the crazy (and men the stupid), that's generally when it happens and they get their shit together. Might be different with the Millennialls and their fucked up values system, though.
  23. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can't speak for others, but I had no problem with you wanting to pull the rip cord based on the vague cancel shit. That is usually a red flag that indicates lying or crazy. Neither of those is good, obviously. Considering she is apparently willing to cry faux rape to get her way, its probably...
  24. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This times 1000. Might be time to change your dating pool to something older, more stable, and more sane, as well. Right on the money for cutting that shit loose.
  25. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The powers of the camel toed beast are many and fearsome, especially on the desperate. That applies to both men and women, really. If you are alone in your life, your mind (and hormones) will make you gloss over shit that should send you packing. I still think Tarrant is lying to himself on...
  26. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Well, luckily McFatty always takes WRs with his first nine draft picks every year and Rogers can hit a paraplegic in double coverage. Jordy was the secret weapon, though, He burned some of the best cover guys in the league last year. This basically means we will win the division and crap out...
  27. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    People vs Larry Flint suggests otherwise.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Your right Gav, regarding not criticizing Wormie's comment, but Mist has demonstrated her hatred of fun, sex, and anything that might imply that those two things are acceptable. It just took people this long to fully grasp how militant she actually is. They both reaped what they sowed.
  29. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant, seriously get her the fuck out of the house by any legal means you can or get yourself and the kid the hell out. I am sure I don't need to tell you this, but once a woman is in "break your shit mode" its time to start protecting anything of value. This is especially true of a woman...
  30. Phazael

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Mist is on a Rape Freak Out Loop. Come back in 20 pages when she can start passing for a sane person again.
  31. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Edit- I don't think Khaine has trust issues, honestly. I think he just has commitment issues after a certain shelf life and sabotages his relationships by looking for things that annoy him.
  32. Phazael

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Actually mostly agree with a_skeleton_03 on this, though the wife and I have separate accounts and one shared savings we dump excess money into to take care of bills and so on. Without trust, there is no point of any relationship, let alone a marriage.
  33. Phazael

    Beetlejuice 2

    Burton has done alright. Dark Shadows was actually a decent movie, but they released it at the same time as Avengers which was a death sentence to any movie that summer. I can honestly say that nothing I have seen by him recently has been unwatchable. Its actually Depp that's in the slump...
  34. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Its not one thing with you. You are like dripping water wearing down the rock with your constant pussy foot cowardly bullshit. Honestly, outside of maybe the TV threads and Grown up Forum (where you are expressly forbidden from being a giant douche), you add nothing of value to any thread...
  35. Phazael

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    RE: Hodj vs Draeg- Its no secret I like Hodj's posts. He sources his shit and uses standard debate and scientific methodology to make his arguments. He doesn't ever troll shit for the sake of trolling it and, as far as I am aware, he does not lie or misrepresent people. He is also not a...
  36. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Its certainly not drug abuser....
  37. Phazael

    Ant Man. July 2015

    That's why Batman (and the early era Teen Titans) are standouts in the comic book world. The villains of nearly every book are copied the hero, if only to make the inevitable battles more interesting. Really only in Spider Man, Titans, and Batman do you see antagonists with abilities greatly...
  38. Phazael

    Fantastic Four

    Worse than Catwoman? I mean I know its bad, but I didn't think it was on that level....
  39. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    This. The people* of Massivetwoshits have ignored reality at every point leading up to this, so there is no reason to expect them to start now.