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  1. Phazael

    Witcher 3

    Yeah the biggest difficulty in this game is the inventory management and counter intuitive UI. I get the immersion thing, but when you spend more time vendor farming than exploring, the shark has been jumped. That's one area where DA:I is superior. Overall, the crafting is more enjoyable in...
  2. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    Utter shit, no question. There have been movies, some extremely successful, that have launched without being reboots or sequels in the last decade. Many of them have been well received: John Wick, Guardians of the Galaxy, Lego Movie, Birdman, Kingsman, Interstellar, American Sniper, and...
  3. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    PS- Dumar have you come to terms with the fact that your mother is a whore yet?
  4. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Fixed that for you. He is not the hero this thread deserves, but the one it needs:
  5. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    Until you realize that shitty CGI shitshows with mostly shit actors off of old IPs are why nothing new gets made and instead we get shit like Bridesmades Ghostbusters and Can you Smell what the Rock is Cooking in Little China.
  6. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    It was 90 minutes of jerking off for 10-15 minutes of payoff. I actually thought Pratt was the only other serviceable part of the movie, but he was phoning it in for the most part. This movie is going to overtake Avatar for the worst movie to make a shitpile of money. Was it Pacific Rim Job...
  7. Phazael

    The Astronomy Thread

    Well, there is no known true total vacuum, at least that we have found or produced. There are always at least some sub atomic shit, if not hydrogen, kicking about that can transmit energy to some degree. In theory, if you could generate a sizable space (say a cubic foot) with absolutely...
  8. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    First of all, I already said you have a double standard about this. I am fairly certain when you grow up and settle down with some nice jewish girl that you are going to leave Mahootma the hairy armed falafel cook out of your personal history when you date her. Second of all, if you are in...
  9. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Fuck that. The toxic Pigmies made me want to murder people worse.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Hawking's book makes it pretty clear that he felt that energy was being shed from beyond the event horizon in black holes, though the concept of it made him uncomfortable with the ramifications. The whole Dark Energy thing is just a place holder until they figure out why large scale motion in...
  11. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    PS- Paid to see it twice on back to back nights at the Cinopolis. Will buy the blue ray the day it comes out.
  12. Phazael

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yeah, the home setup is awesome and all, but why lay down all that fucking money and then use it to watch shitty torrent rips off of the internet?
  13. Phazael

    The Astronomy Thread

    At LachiusTZ: What you are hypothesizing really disconnects the object from all interaction with the rest of the universe. Gravity is one of those all pervasive things. I have read sci-fi books that have used similar concepts for how to get around the light speed barrier for story telling...
  14. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I think 2 games being the actual punishment is what all reasonable people (i.e. not Pats fans or haters) expected and predicted in this thread. The only reason he got busted at all was because of the cover up. If he had just owned up to it, a lot of other high profile QBs already had his back...
  15. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is pretty much it, at least subconsciously, for people like Keg and Dumar. That and trust issues. Its also a double standard, because I am pretty sure when Keg is done bagging swamp donkeys and hairy middle eastern women he does not want his record of priors up for analysis to any future...
  16. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Good luck.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Guess I should clarify but what I meant was win a few games no one expects them to win, but always be a decent O-Line away from vying for the division title.
  18. Phazael

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I actually liked the 49ers under Harbaugh, even though they made fools out of my team. I really want Seattle to have to work to win that division, instead of getting a Pats style free pass to top seed. But the reality is that this is a team with some of the most massive roster turnover ever...
  19. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Fuck, so many people I want to + Net for the last five pages of comedy, but it won't let me. Who do I neg again for that?
  20. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is true.
  21. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Hodj can we get amod to spin this eugentics/evo psyche derail off into its own general thread? As a german, I have a soft spot for eugenics and am actually enjoying the discussion about it, but it doesn't belong in this thread. Edit: maybe the last three pages could be moved into the...
  22. Phazael

    Jurassic Park 4

    This was basically Pacific Rim Job with a pre-established IP and better actors, which is really the difference in the take of the two movies at the box office. If all you want to see are dino battles, its money well spent (and is better than the prior JP movies on that level), but going into it...
  23. Phazael

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    The only thing that scares me about him is the fact that he is a teacher. I figured he had next to no chance of damaging the gene pool directly, but he can still work hard at honing the next generation of blood belching vagina men.
  24. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Dude, you are the one that is hanging on to butthurt from Furor banning you back two forums ago.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Point of order #1- Dumar was specifically to refrain from posting RP horseshit in the MatPoD thread in the grown up forum, as noted. His posting here is not a violation of that warning. Point of order #2- The rest of us are under no special obligation to restrain ourselves from pointing...
  26. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Not sure if you are referring to me, but I was actually complimenting the posts since I cant add more rep. You have made some solid zingers and had good observations the last couple posts.
  27. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    @Sutekh- Last two posts were both at a Michael Jordan level, bravo. @JT- You clearly want to date this woman and are experiencing stress due to trying to deny it to yourself. I am going to go with the group here and say make a play, assuming everything you have said is accurate. Either...
  28. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Co-op has its place. Your penis did not get any smaller just because some dude got help on the Smelter with his mele only character. Also, team farm runs at the dragon temple were the most enjoyable way to grind in the entire game. Frankly, it also helped replay value and cut down on...
  29. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Compared to DS2? Not a chance. DS2, you put a mark down if you want to help and other person clicks the mark if they want the help. Compare that to the convoluted shit you have to do to get any co-op going in BB....
  30. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    San Fran is going to be a hard place to form serious traditional relationships. I have a lot of friends up there and they all say the same thing. Its a great place to get casual sex, but a nightmare for building traditional relationships. Lots of drunken nerds abound if you are just looking...
  31. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    @Iannis- Largely agree, but there is a wide gulf of platonic affection that comes before "be my personal man pillow" and its important to maintain some boundaries. At least if you want an actual friendship of equals as opposed to this friend-zoned pal who gets jerked around because she let you...
  32. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Am I a white knight or misogynist? Because you have called me both at various times. At my age, when friends ask me over that late at night, its either a pre-planned activity or some form of emergency/issue where a friend needs a sounding board. But I know stuff is different when you are...
  33. Phazael

    Dark Souls 3

    Co-op is fun and a lot more entertaining way to farm souls than just re-plowing levels. Plus a lot of the better encounters in the DS2 DLC revolved around aspects of co-op, including the final Ice King fight.
  34. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Yeah, friendzoned for sure and plus one to everything Srathor said. I think the fact that she is snapping her fingers and you are skipping over to hang out and fulfill her emotional needs at 10pm on a weekday pretty much should tell you all you need to know. Mainly, deep down you don't want...
  35. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I was actually going to suggest you as a better source of advice, here. All kidding aside, you'd fit right in there.
  36. Phazael

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Bay area is both a massive laid back area, when it comes to the concepts of relationships, and a den of crazy. You cannot really apply any known relationship rules to people from the Bay Area, for better or worse.
  37. Phazael

    Muse - Drones

    Hating classical music is a perfectly valid reason to not like it.
  38. Phazael

    Muse - Drones

    I think there is some knees too sharp action in this thread and I know audiophiles love to hate on stuff (nature of the culture), but my experience with all Muse albums has been the same. Initial impressions end up being meh, then a couple months in the shit gets stuck in your brain. I do...
  39. Phazael

    Blood Bowl 2

    There is something to be said for the more sporting nature of the table top community, too. Less murderball, more roster building, and people are civil. Every online league I have ever attempted has instantly degenerated into XP farms and murderball in under a season. The RR League was as...
  40. Phazael

    Witcher 3

    Agree there. As much as people bagged on it, FF12 was arguably the best party AI around, if you customized it correctly. Both of these games the AI is terribly, even when heavily customized.