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  1. Hoss

    The Animated GIF Thread

    That's kinda badass, but I know jack shit about baseball. Can someone tell me where the 3rd baseman was? Looks like the SS was the one trying to tag him at second.
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    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    I did too. Very disappointed it's not available yet. I found some on etsy, but they don't look very good. I wish it was a given that they'd make the toy eventually. They never made a fish minion toy from ... well fuck can't remember the movie now. I wound up having to buy one for my wife...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh is that what they were talking about? I thought it was a bunch of of stores on an island, and people were blocking up the traffic on the isle between the stores. Makes more sense the aisle way.
  4. Hoss

    If Hermione fucked a muggle

    Nice. I considered making that change myself.
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    Mayo or Miracle Whip?

    If you're the tosser maybe, but for the tossee, it's all feels the same.
  6. Hoss

    Onoes, what did you buy at Target in Tucson?

    I thought his was a pickup
  7. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's easy to weed out the real nerds from the fakes. Just ask to see their geek code.
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Just duck and let it go on it's own. No need for you to protect the intended recipient by being a honk barrier. Or pass the honk along. I guess you could think of it as the person behind you being mad that you're not honking.
  9. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh hah. Now I feel like a dumb black for googling master linked rings.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't understand why people get mad at the honking when there's someone in front of you. Obviously they're honking at the one holding everything up. What the fuck makes you think that horn is aimed at you? And for the lotto, around here most stores have a little scanner where you can...
  11. Hoss

    If Hermione fucked a muggle

    Danny McBride is not a muggle. But he can hold the gun for you, I guess.
  12. Hoss

    Mayo or Miracle Whip?

    Those fuckers eat blood pudding. "Appetizing" is clearly a word American's added to the language.
  13. Hoss

    Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    The worst part is that Moff is so much more fun to say and type than General
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not that I make a habit of checking out girls rings, but every woman I know keeps the engagement ring in the jewelry box and only breaks it out when they're getting gussied up. So, since the people I know are better and smarter than the people you know ... yeah they're probably doing it wrong...
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    If Hermione fucked a muggle

    Yeah well, now it's legally got to happen, you idiot. Fadaar, don't forget when you go to fuck her, I heard she has rape fantasies. So she might act like she's not expecting you and pretend to struggle and shit. But don't worry, do your thing, plant your seed, and we'll see what sort of...
  16. Hoss

    which one of you trannies is this?

    I would really like to hear from one of these pretenders who actually got crippled and found out it sucks. Those would be some of the most delicious tears ever.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, you only wear engagement rings till the wedding, and after that just on special occasions. But I'm not sure what you mean by master linked.