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“the internet never forgets” I have to admit, as a Canadian, this whole thing pisses me. Americans went there, planted a flag, ON THE FUCKING MOON. This isn’t a flag in butt fuck nowhere, it’s the goddamned Moon for fucks sake. That flag is still there, though bleached white from radiation...

Nor was Dr. Seuss. All those children...

This is an interesting thread...

I actually breathed a sigh of relief when they said The Rock was not playing Jack Burton. I don’t have a problem with remakes and reimaginings, I just ave a problem with the fact that 9/10 times they have no clue what the made the original good in the first place. Robocop and Ghostbusters ...

Tumor Willis got the worst combination of features from both her parents. It’s like god rolled a 2 on the d20 when he rolled the outcome of that genetic lottery. A 1 would would have been hilarious or tragic, neither of which The Blonde Mask is.

The most entertaining thing about this movie are the arguments over how fucking retarded it was. It was pretty. Outside of that it was complete garbage. I don’t even want to watch this Rifftrax’ed.

I seened this movie when it came on two video cassettes, had to wait to rewind the second one because I didn’t check ahead of time. 5/7, mediocre (9.7/10, one of the greatest movies ever made imo)

This is one of those movies that comes off as being worse than it is because it should be much better. This kind of thing ruins a few/movies and shows for me, the flaws outweigh the good because the flaws shouldn’t really be there. I couldn’t get into this and just turned it off to put...

I have a copy of Deathstalker 3 on my pc and it is apparently the only Deathstalker movie that doesn't use footage from the first. (I googled it) I know Wizards of the Lost Kingdom 1 and 2 did, probably a few other Corman Swords and Sorcery movies.

What most people don’t get about RDR’s ending is that John Marston is “the last enemy to be destroyed”. He knows the feds won’t stop hunting him and everything he had done was to secure a “normal” life for his wife and son so he sacrifices himself. Look at how far the feds went to get him to...

I didn't see the face until you mentioned that, I will now commit ritual Sudoku.

Looks like she is holding Captain America’s uniform in the first pic.

I agree, we had ferrets at one point because my wife wanted them. Then we discovered the Beastmaster television show, it had replaced Highlamder the Series as my before work show. Kodo and Podo were the stars of the show as far as we were concerned.

You are treading on our dreams. Equilibrium was a better movie than what we got, I will throw that one out there too.

C.H.U.D. The Sword and The Sorcerer Phase IV

Edgy humour is called that for a reason and pedo jokes are where you go over that edge. Some things should not be acceptable to joke about in public, and social media is public, I think pedophilia crosses that line. I am not calling for laws, but disney is a childrens’ entertainment and...

Watching ‘The Flying Guillotine’ and... I cant get over how some of these guys are all upset and shit that they are using the flying guillotine to murder people. It’s not like they were training with a device specifically designed to remove a persons head from a distance or anything. Anyways...

I’m going as the father of two children who are now both too old for trick and treating. Fuck Halloween.

So, are they going to name themselves 'banned twice' next time?

If they don't want to use his script it is most likely because they do not want his name attached in anyway they can avoid, They might even end up paying him more to remove his name from the credits if there are existing reasons for it be there in a 3rd movie. That is my guess.

Concerning the finale episode of the season... My wife got annoyed because of how emotional that scene made me.

We are in a culturally stagnant period right now, modern music it where it is most apparent Music has overwhelmingly become the vehicle to sell the new perfume/shoe/headphone line or it just lacks vibrancy and passion. My kids who are in the 11-15 range would rather listen to my music (misfits...

Make a racist joke you are a racist. Sexist joke, you are a sexist. Make a pedophilia joke, just off colour inappropriate humour that should be forgiven and not punished. Because racism and sexism are worse than pedophilia. Fuck anyone who stands by Disney, or anyone, rehiring that piece of...

I lost interest when it couldn’t decide if it wanted to be fun with poignant elements of drama or a kinder gentler Oz. At least Whentworth maintaines a consistent tone. Just felt like I would go from laughing about one thing to an inmate getting raped, beaten, or dehumanized and humiliated in...

Just saw her on The Match Game.

Would have made a better series than a movie if the budget could allow for it, which it probably cannot without neutering the hell out of the oasis. 6/10, last half felt rushed and clumsy but all in all I know what I hate... and I didn’t hate this.

I have already committed to taking my kids to see this for no other reason than that Gamera is in it, why?

Who the fuck are you and why are you talking like everyone should know you besides the fact you are a pedo-apologist faggot?

Gamera is a friend to children

To chill with: Vincent Price. Seem like a guy who would tell a cool story or eleven. To learn from: Dr. Stephen Hawkings. Someone who is still alive: Tommy Wiseau To struggle snuggle: no one I Don’t make rape jokes. :smuggly:

Trashing this movie as the steaming pile of shite that it is is more fun than watching it was.

I never finished SoA, I got about 2/3rds through the final season and decided I just wanted everyone to die and didn’t care how it needed anymore. Turned every character in a wretchedly irredeemable piece of shit. Sad as the show started off with some real promise.

Let me try and be less hyperbolic for you Scream, so you don’t think I am just ranting. (Again) Movies like John Wick, The RAID, Karate Kid, etc work because, as stupid as some of these movies are, they make sense within that movie world. The Last Jedi does not. From beginning to end, it does...

I have enjoyed many bad movies, Stone Cold most recently has become a favourite. This is not a ‘bad movie’, this is worse because there is no excuse for this movie to have been as stupid and idiotic as it was. No one thought about anything in this movie because they were too busy celebrating...

I bought one of these because... I wanted it. HDMI and controller cable are too short, have to move half my living room to play the damned thing... System has 4 save states (can’t abuse it, at least not obviously, they are just for when you exit the game) per game which is fucking awesome...

Mysterio? I am only familiar with him from the 60’s Amazing Spider-Man cartoon so not sure what to expect from that, hopefully the costume doesn’t look retarded. I am still trying to figure who looked sillier, Jamie Foxx as Electro or the original with that stupid hat thing.

The original Robocop is one of my favourite films ever, top five. The remake is one of the movies I hate the most. I have low expectations for this movie, but I want I believe. Please be violently awesome.