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Or he's banging the daughter too.

Are there any pictures of her from 24 years ago? lol

I have recurring dreams of a bathroom when I need to go piss during the night. It's always the same weird bathroom. Think normal stall height, but the toilets are jacked up to be flush with the top of the stall walls, always clogged and overflowing, and it's a huge bathroom, dozens of toilets...

Plenty of those fucks around UCF, and tons more in Jacksonville. I personally hate Florida, I've lived here like 20 years. I've been in Jacksonville, Daytona, Orlando, Ft Lauderdale, Miami, Tampa, and to me Florida is Florida, the same all over. Maybe the Keys are different, a better vibe maybe...

These people realize the bull gets eaten after the show, right? It's not like they just throw the body into a garbage bin. Sure, it's bloody, but so is MMA.

I usually end up out of breath, sweaty, and my dick smelling like cooch so I have to take a shower. I can jerk it and just wash up in the sink. Also, I have to somehow persuade a woman to sleep with me lol.

The urinal etiquette rule only applies if there are more than 2 urinals, and it's not a busy bathroom right? Otherwise, tough, I gotta piss.