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Typical fucking IT client doesn't let people fix it

There's a girl at the supermarket that wants my dong I'm fairly certain. Always blushes when she sees me and a few times she's skipped large items when checking me out so they're free (I didn't see til later) Brought my son last night and he threw down his charm hardcore on her. Big goofy...

Picasso you running anything else in the house at 2.4GHz? My WiFi kept going out before and I tracked it to a wireless phone in the house still operating at 2.4GHz. Everytime it rang Internet went down

Or your kid can pay for it like I did and you'll funny money

Reminds me of when I had a boil and the advice I got was to go to the pet store and buy fish antibiotics I guess technically that works but I didn't do it

Rosita is smoking

The dlink is one of the best routers of all time. When you say disconnected is it just WiFi or entire signal?

It hindered nothing for us lol It pissed family off to no end with the colors. Just buy them yellow or green, it's no big deal. Or buy blue and if it's a girl who cares.

Got tossed into 2100 with 6 wins, 1 draw, 3 losses. Lost 5 games in a row and im at like 1900

Ah yeah I don't torrent books lol

Reforging really is the best option because blizz has no fucking idea what the're doing

Shut the fuck up everyone knows FFIIIIII is the best

Yeah people used to suggest that for guitar playing

She doesn't. Good idea though

Had a friend bring a guitar over for an emergency pre show fix. Apparently he gave it to another friend to fix and the friend gave it to guitar center to fix. He had two 7 string emgs installed with a killswitch and no volume or tone knobs. Whatever they did they charged him 100 bucks and the...

A maid would be a present for me

No fuckin clue what to get my wife, probably books she wants and some clothes. She's very boring.

Fucking awesome

Wait til I find out if it's a girl or not. If it's a girl it'll shrivel up into my body

I had two Chinese friends that owned Chinese restaurants (wok n roll and big wong), food was lit

Meh we cleared heroic EN and norm tov last night. We typically do farm Friday's and progression Mondays

Ain't that the fuckin truth

Wouldn't be the first time my dick made someone cry

Look Mrs G here's where you're at. I posted my dick once for a contest and the other contestant had a literal goblin dick so I had a unanimous victory. I've tried never speaking of it again, I've made jokes, but no matter what someone will always bring it up. Some people here even saved it...

Let's not forget that msg isn't even bad for you. Just one dude said it was in the 70s and everyone believed him still to this day.

Try windowed full screen mode

Raided and did dungeons for about 5 hours tonight straight and my left hand got a goddamn work out on the ducky.

First kid we didn't want to know so until he plopped out we had no idea. So much relief when I saw it was a dude. This time were finding out. I guess the genetic testing my wife is having done has a near 100% accurate prediction of gender so we will be finding out pretty soon.

I've only worked on hardware and embedded systems and can't really use traditional debuggers. I feel that's one area I lack in. Although I used a hardware debugger almost everyday on pentium processors debugging assembly so I have that.

We use clear case Fucking clear case. I miss git so bad. Git is how version control should be done.

I'd almost go as far as to say they cut the health by 35 to 50%

Normal Helya hilariously nerfed to LFR difficulty level

I wouldn't trust consensus, he used to post borderline child porn shit and also something about wishing draegans kid was dead

I don't eat Chinese food because it's Chinese. I eat it because it's fucking delicious

Sorry man my wife doesn't have sandpaper hands so it feels good still. I ain't got no problem with a quality handy

Not every day but the occasional handy feels good

Haha I told my wife I saw it. She wants a girl. God. Fuck my life if it's a girl.

Gotta vent for a second here. So we're in our first month of early intervention. He's meeting with people 4x a week. I'm told 'insurance covers this 100%' Today I get a bill for $1500 for a 17 days. It includes each visit at $90,and some other ones that were like $300 when the team all came...

OK Phazael since you posted a pic I won't make fun of you anymore, I do get a little rustled when my son is called a fuck trophy because my wife is practically the best mother a kid could ask for minus cleaning. Also I've posted my dick here before Also I posted a video of me playing guitar...

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