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  1. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Can't get mother in law to cancel our lines on Verizon. Never again am I joining a family plan. They want us to stay for their new plan because it saves them money. If we switch to project fi can I just hijack my phone number and take it or does it actually have to be cancelled?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I converted my wife with steak man. Her family does that well done shit and I have her eating mediums at least. Even she makes fun of her shit tasting family now. Also women aren't allowed to cook steaks.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2017 (Jan 8-15)

    The devil may cry run was pretty good but guy on the right of the screen was really getting on my nerves for some reason. Like he only half knew the game and kept asking questions.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah man I can't even explain it. I told her next time just go with less crackers. Fucking. Butter cookies.
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    Desktop Computers

    Nah Intel has their own bios and code they deliver that we have to include. We are always at their mercy There's stuff like the Intel ME that Intel will never release source for.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No but with the removed cost of living she adds I could afford one
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Guys tonight my wife committed a terrible sin. One of my favorite meals, and the only she can really make, is chicken broccoli Ziti. It's a simple casserole. I just like it because it tastes good and is a nice comfort food. She ran out of Ritz crackers for a topping so she added Saltines...
  8. Noodleface

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2017 (Jan 8-15)

    Shovel Knight run was pretty cool. They were back and forth the whole run.
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    Dark Souls

    First time I played ds1 it was full tank but every game after I go for optimal movement/roll with light armor. The shield really is just a backup thing at this point and I 2h bosses.
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    Dark Souls

    I always go Stam str and shield sword. Usually it starts off slow but towards the end it is just ridiculous.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2017 (Jan 8-15)

    Ocarina 3d was OK but the guy was talking a mile a minute and all over the place.
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    Desktop Computers

    We worked with Intel to ensure we got engineering samples. Simply put they wanted us to buy their new products but to put the chips in our servers they needed to be fully up and running before t he actual chips came out. Typically wed have like 20 to 40 engineering samples and write firmware for...
  13. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Big thanks for Janx for powerlevelling me for hours. 70 monk with 105 paragon. Here's the big problem. I haven't played since ros was first launched and I don't know what to do at all. I guess run neph rifts until I get keystone then run grifts? What do I do with the cube? I can rerolled...
  14. Noodleface

    DOOM

    What?
  15. Noodleface

    DOOM

    Documented in this thread but essentially he was wrong about how reviews would play out and owed me some money worth of steam games.
  16. Noodleface

    DOOM

    Haven't played soma yet but I'm going to this weekend
  17. Noodleface

    DOOM

    As much shit as we give him, at least Utnayan is honoring the bet even though I told him not to
  18. Noodleface

    DOOM

    Rocket League is the worst game. I'd rather play farm ville
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    Health Problems

    That sounds terrible jx. Hoping it turns around for you this year. Fuck cancer
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    DOOM

    Or watches pornos and complains the plot isn't innovative. This game is just fun. That's it.
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    DOOM

    Not sure anyone here claimed it was groundbreaking Pretty sure it was actually always the opposite here.
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    Desktop Computers

    IPC close to Broadwell? A chipset released like 3 years ago? Im a pretty big fanboy especially since I wrote bios for their processors, so I'm a bit biased here. But I don't see the hype..
  23. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    So about those zens? When we hearing about that?
  24. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Whatever has the highest reviews on Amazon.
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Read it wrong
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    And we are at 3 years for ps4???
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    MMO-Champion - Patch 7.1.5 Arrives on January 10 Just date confirmation
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's been awhile since I evaluated my trinkets so I'll look into it.
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    Witcher 3

    I stopped playing this for whatever reason. Think dark souls 3 came out then overwatch later. But after reading all the praise I think I'm gonna go back and beat it. How essential is the Dlc? I mean will I be satisfied with just the base game or is this one of those experiences where I need it?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I've been craving the fuck out of taco bell
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The pelters are my least favorite mobs since defias pillagers
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I have yet to pug a mythic. Feels good man
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    875 phantasmal echo and 870 grotesque statuette
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Waiting to see if the patch turns it around for my 890 str mastery trinket
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    For old accts or new only? Link?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Any free trials or return campaigns going on?
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes before getting into the dirty dirty I make her sit on my face. She always acts so surprised and it works really well.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just told her that I needed a blow job and she gave me one. I nutted in like a minute flat. Also I fucked her face which I never have done. All around 10/10 would do again today.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Considering they made the loot in this game mirror Diablo 3 consider it already done
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Well the upside is if you learn assembly first every other language will be piss easy