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  1. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I'd take 144hz in overwatch over ips myself. I get like 240 average fps on ultra settings and it's fucking glorious with my 1070. Sometimes the game changes settings to 60 fps max and I want to end my life on the spot.
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    Desktop Computers

    Or get some acer 24 inch 144hz monitors for $200
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I first see a woman anywhere my first immediate thought is always "would I fuck this" Sorry trex.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Call me ol fashioned but I just enjoy my own dick going into my wife
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lindz stopped playing in our wow guild and went to alliance and I haven't seen her post since, at least in threads I frequent. As far as I know she has been murdered and identity taken over.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look at mr picky with his 80% boner rate
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I definitely got into coding because I had a passion for it. I went into computer engineering because I had a passion for hardware too. I haven't met anyone that writes shit yet except some interns though. And Indians.
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    What do you do?

    EMC's standard was 3% on a 3-6% range. Same at akamai. I have no idea here.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's the bare feet man. It's fucking gross
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    What do you do?

    Here's th e big test for the boss and one youll get an answer to really late. When you get a job offer and say you're leaving, watch how fast he will offer you more money. For my last job it was immediate. For Emc it was by the end of the day.
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    What do you do?

    If your boss isn't stupid he already knows you're looking for a new job.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't know where you've worked with Indians but every single one I've worked with has worn sandals and no socks
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Its OK man. I'm plan ing on tanking raids and I'm ilvl 803. Gonna be a busy weekend...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Chris Metzen leaving blizzard to retire MMO-Champion - Chris Metzen Leaving Blizzard
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hey man you have an infant. Cut that drinking shit out or they're gonna grow up thinking you're a piece of shit. My mother is an alcoholic, it's definitely chasing the drunk not the taste
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The Indians at Emc are fucking worthless. The Chinese were ok
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    OK but you have Google, Emc, akamai, etc plus the entire 128 belt north of the city
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You guys are walking distance to MIT.. How is that possible.?
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Like I said, 140k employees. Just be so much overlap
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Dirk is playing coy. I already buy him the sexy undies
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Started my new job today, working on the software for some radars.. Guess that's about all I can say about it comfortably right now. Saw the zumwalt sitting outside in Newport on the way in, pretty impressive.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Thongs are fine and all but G-strings get my boner juices flowing
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    What do you do?

    Right they aren't thinking about bottom dollar and how they should look local. They have a budget for a candidate and after salary, bonus, and moving expenses are taken care of as long as they're below that they generally don't care where they're from
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    Parent Thread

    Went to a family reunion type thing yesterday. Ended up being 3 kids between 1 and 2 years of age and a couple that were 2 to 4. The two older kids were dicks and parents were absentee so it was sort of shitty when they were around. But seeing the young kids, especially mine, playing together...
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    What do you do?

    Start the new job tomorrow. Gotta drive 2. 5 hours to orientation for 3 hours then 2.5 hours to report to my job site
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    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    People will defend that shitty battle system too. It was the laziest implementation possible.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife has tried that shaved leg thing because she's embarrassed and it's like listen babe, my dick don't give one solid fuck about your legs
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    GTX 1070 and GTX 1080 announced available May 27th

    False advertisement is serious
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Wendy's burgers used to be bigger I feel
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    A plex server is the easiest thing ever. I never used it personally but I set it up for my wife so I could download TV series for her. If she could navigate and play her shows anyone can.
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    What do you do?

    Do they even sell rust protection here? You just stop by a manual car wash every couple months and spray the undercarriage. Unless you're talking about prissy faggots from Cambridge..they can't do anything except look like metro sexually turds.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Really man, you think half pound burgers are standard?
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    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    Collectors edition then keg?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We are your family too. May the gravy flow freely in heaven.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    On the way out they had me review a resume and it was one of my coworkers from the old bios team at Emc. He doesn't even have a LinkedIn so I can't tell him to stay away.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger looks small next to the entire head of lettuce they put on it
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    The Fast Food Thread

    you must be new here. Let me introduce myse... wait im your guild leader you already know me
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We don't really know the extent of it. Here's a short summary of how fucked up she is.. She was a raging alcoholic. It went from funny ("haha mom fell down") to unfunny - walking in the street hammered, having seizures, multiple suicide attempts. It was during these suicide attempts we found...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Unfortunately for me, my mother told us that my dad was a piece of shit that cheated on her and potentially fathered other children. None of it was true and it took me into adulthood to figure it out. She also keeps trying to get back with him even though she's married. And she's addicted to...