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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also. Been trying to a baby and told my wife we needed a couple days off for my dick to recover. Then she muttered "I'm ovulating" and I swear her eyes glowed red when she said it and felt my soul try to leave my body. Maybe next time...
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    You are correct it was not a shame filled indulgence of burgers or perhaps he would only have been warned
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    Health Problems

    Sorry to hear that man, best of luck. Thank God for Netflix?
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    We infracted tanoomba for abusing the report feature on rerolled. He fired off like 15 reports during my drive home from work and I had enough
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    You just want loot. You heard about master loot
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    Poll Cad Impeachment Vote

    Voted no. You guys take this shit way to seriously Is it election day yet
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The chest is 850.gear right?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have a fairly massive king bed and it feels like there's 4 feet between us. Yall on toddler beds? We do have a brand new pretty nice mattress and frame (sleigh) so maybe that's part of it
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I used to go to Wendy's every night for a long time. They knew my order by heart. They were my friends and they watched my shame
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    Overwatch

    First Halloween loot is Lucios voice. Great... Just what I wanted...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My brother and his wife often sleep in different rooms and it baffles me
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Personal loot is fucking garbage anyways
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    Looking for help/ideas on laying out my new office

    Needs a mini fridge and microwave next to desk. Stocked with mtn dew and pizza rolls
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'll take one
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I never said I was trying
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    The Fast Food Thread

    She's been trying to get me to lose weight for about 8 years
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Wow I totally forgot to kill him last week Feels extra bad man
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I always eat in secret, my wife is very weird. She thinks eating fast food will instantly kill me so I'm banned from it. UNLESS I go to sonic and get her ice cream, then I can eat anything i want. Women logic...
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm writing an xming guide for getting a Solaris desktop up on your laptop. The guy showed me his desktop once and refuses to share the xmingrc file or anything so I'm just guessing. He's been here like 90 years so you know he wrote that shit in like 1996
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It is known Khane knows now Where else would he go 7/7H in one night
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    Overwatch

    People think it's the sombre announcement too (LOL!)
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    talk to me more about your finger jamming
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    The Fast Food Thread

    E coli
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    Overwatch

    Korean leaks saying Halloween event starts today with new costumes.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    a_skeleton_02 just to set the bar for you, I find old eq players to be the worst raiders in wow. Of course there are a few exceptions, but in general...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Thanks. Figured I was missing some chains.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    And I should say I now have a solid idea of what needs upgrading Looking for relic pieces (you saw me get my last one in Heroic Nelth's Lair), installing Weak Auras, not eating poops. At least Warrior's shield slam rage is back up to 20, so while IP is nerfed about 30% at least I can use it...
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Oh that wasn't my fault so I'm ok with that - they let me die in the dream state so I got MC'd later on. I feel my numbers were super way low, my gear is shit (granted, my playtime is limited although I've been trying to get on every night now for a little bit), and I don't like the...
  29. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    You weren't there Friday and I'm pretty sure it's because you don't love me. My performance has been shitty lately and I'm basically re-evaluating every thing about my character.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I am having an existential crisis
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    What do you do?

    At my last job I was hoping they would let me go when I gave notice
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    If only achievements listed what dungeons you had completed. DRATS!
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    What do you do?

    I just waited until 2 weeks out and told my boss regardless of any pto I planned on using during those 2 weeks. They'll be pissed either way, my boss was.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Monks went from OP in wod to shit
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Don't forget Nov 1st the 1TB data cap from Comcast rolls out nationwide
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I'm stuck at like 2/11 story completion for suramar. I don't see any exclamation points on my map.. Are there hidden hubs I need to find?
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    The first two gold are hot, but the last one is stupid Prot warrior is stupid all around. Should've leveled my dk