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  1. Noodleface

    Board Games

    We did the mission where you set it up with 12x zombies in the colony plus 2x in every location, requiring 2x food for every player and every player must equip a weapon. I felt like it took the whole game to catch up from that mass of zombies in the beginning. Also messed up the rules a...
  2. Noodleface

    Board Games

    Played this tonight as 5 and it was fuckin hard. Think we did all the rules right and we barely completed the main objective. 2 people did end up winning but it was hard as shit.
  3. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    W1 and w2 controls are shitty. I still find tw3 controls kind of clunky but goddamn the game is good
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've seen that gif before but it's so hilarious appropriate here
  5. Noodleface

    Board Games

    Wife got me dead of winter for Father's day. Pretty excited to try that tonight. Is 3 an ok number of players?
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I researched my company after starting and the turnover was high. At Emc the turnover is really low. Lot of guys with 15+ years. Should've just fought for a raise. Oh well live and learn. Only make this mistake once.
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Its the supermodel girlfriend. You'll get bored fucking her eventually so you just hope she's not a vapid cunt too.
  8. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Sorry ut I'll stream soma this week. I'm on vacation until the 5th. Was with some rl friends last night
  9. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    And let's not forget another big aspect. If you write you worked at blizzard on your resume and everyone is going to want to hire you. Same thing with me and Emc - they see a fortune 500 company and they at least want to talk to me in an interview
  10. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    You're a good dude. BTW I secretly messaged ut and told him he didn't have to do this but he insisted. If I'm eve r in your area we'll share a couple or 20 drinks.
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well when she gets REALLY into it she does the grinding, but unfortunately she goes fucking HARD AS A MOTHAFUCKA and it can slip out that way too. I usually don't ejaculate in this position because I'm too nervous the whole time.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I hear you on that. I guess it's sort of like Eomer's tale after all. Whenever my wife gets on top I have to hold her back and I feel awful for it. She can get really into it and I start to feel her strides getting longer and longer and I envision my dick being broken again. I'm...
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Oh ok, thought so. Why haven't they made a battle.net mobile app that can chat anyways? Seems like a no-brainer. I know you can do guild chat with the armory app and apparently hearthstone app, but seems like a mobile battle.net app would be nice.
  14. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Brahma if you ever see me on you can always join. You know the guys I always play with and they love your Rein
  15. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Just asking man, I haven't bought or intend to buy anything. But I am keeping an eye out for certain deals in any case. I'll consult with you first. We're steam friends now. That's what steam friends do.
  16. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    France bumped to 5th largest world economy, bumping UK down to 6th
  17. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Competitive is coming out Tuesday so I don't get the loss of hype
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You can message from your phone?
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One technique my brother mentioned he employs is he wraps a belt around his wife's waist and uses it as a set of reins and just goes to pound town. I don't know how uncomfortable it is for her but his wife is a lazy slob and a pushover so I imagine he just doesn't care.
  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Tenks I just remembered when you're in your interview bring up a serious issue I have with the battle.net app. As you know I have about 200 friends on there because of the guild. What happens is someone will send me a tell - either in the app or in-game, I forget - and the battle.net app will...
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    D3 was one of those rare circumstances where the previous game was so good that all they literally needed to do was reskin the game. Not many games you can get away with that, but in the case of Diablo they could've reskinned D2 and it would've been game of the century. They dun fucked up.
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Instead of the neck I just grab her ass. It allows for a couple quick slaps in rhythmic succession if you so choose as well.
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought you had your PE? You aren't restraining her, you're pulling her towards you with control over any lateral or forward movements
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Brings back a painful m emory of when we were dating. It half popped out and she slammed down hard on it. Dick was black and blue in the middle for over a week. Also one of my balls caused shooting pains through my body if touched. By we I mean me and soyjen.
  25. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    hi its me ur dad
  26. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I beat LA Noire on PS3 (??) or whatever system it was on. I can't remember.
  27. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    How is Pillars of Eternity for the price $14.99 or whatever?
  28. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    My mouse pad is like 2 feet by 1.5 feet or something ridiculous
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I accidentally slammed it into my wife's butt once and from time to time she brings up the ol' "be careful please". Whatever, no boner killer here. Of course I didn't make her cry and bleed
  30. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    TW3 is $24.99 and the trilogy is like $26. Totally worth it if you haven't played the games.
  31. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    It's old enough man
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me too I mean I see a great ass and I'm like "yes, I am an ass man" but then the same thing happens with titties. I would prefer a 50/50 mix on them, but if it had to be favored in one direction definitely titties. Hey lindz can we get more titty pics
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The other day I was trying to decide if I'm more a titty guy or more an ass guy. I really couldn't decide. Then I saw someone on facebook with huge titties and remembered how much I love a good pair. I guess I'm a titty man.
  34. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Also there's something hilarious about a bunch of old dudes trying to play a competitive FPS - from changing mouse settings, to trying to form teams.. I don't know, something about it makes me laugh. We're all guilty of it (myself included). I'm 32 but I feel 14 years old when I play this
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We're talking about a company that made the gold limit in diablo 3 a UINT32. You're practically gonna be the boss as soon as you show up.
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great now we can start talking about HLT ratios, I love a good acronym.
  37. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    bit masking is easy stuff. Just and/or a mask to show/hide whatever bits you want to see. I have to do it everyday so I guess it's a little more fresh in my mind. I have a love/hate relationship with pointers, that's for sure. I always fuck them up in interviews too.
  38. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    But you guys aren't try-hard software engineers that probably sleep with anime pillows at night while silently jerking off to your waifu in the bathroom so she doesn't know because otherwise it's disrespectful
  39. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Yeah I've played it. Still working through GTA5 on PS4 but I'm wondering if now that I have a nice PC I should just play it on PC instead.