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Best phone I've ever owned!

See her today and post pics with RR written on her. Or GTFO.

I'll hit it after E kills her. I don't want to seem greedy.

Yes. Literally.

The sex must be awesome, though.

I was doing 2 eggs and 3 slices of bacon every morning for about 2 years and my blood work was perfect. I also work out regularly. Exercise and being active, I think, plays a far bigger role than food when it comes to being healthy. I'm not saying it's ok to eat like shit, but you get the...

He didn't capitalize his name, which leads me to believe this is a fake Khorum. On topic, this documentary looks pretty interesting. I'll check it out.

Were you happy or disappointed that there was no Skrillex in the documentary?

Believe me, lube just makes it messier.

Yeah, not seen since Lil' Cancerous.

GTA: Idaho

I still hit up NARC on MAME every once in a while. Definitely was a big hit at the arcade.

I'm gay too. Please send me pics.

Again, dial it back a little and you'll be somewhat believable.

Huge cock. Wait...what?

I normally can't stand whiny little kids in JRPG's, but Oliver is one of the most likeable "kid" characters I've played in one of these types of games. He's a genuinely nice character and not the cry-baby I thought he would have been.

He didn't call the doctor after an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

You make it sound like 4 years isn't enough time to give you to "sort yourself out". I won't begrudge you the fact that you have issues, but love does not conquer all. Reality always sets in eventually and if that reality is shit, then you can figure out what the natural progression is there...

I bet her back feels better now, at least.

Yeah, my brain feels like it's hitting a speed-bump every time I read the response and then the quote.

Cancel a few MMO subscriptions and buy HBO, dude.

Imagine your prostitute girlfriend's vagina if it could type.

I think this would have been a more believable troll if you didn't have her pic as your avatar. That pushes it just a bit over the top.

Post pics of yourself so we can judge this fantasy rebound.

Now that we've established that you're typing while driving, are you driving around trolling for a new "girlfriend"?

Damn, this story is really starting to tug at my heart strings

You have them or you murdered and ate them?

This is...weird.

Hmmm.

Well free time is one thing, but if you're waiting for the books to be done, you'll be watching this in SUPER-HD 3D on your eye-implant display.

P and J, I read your posts in the Buckwild thread and I'm concerned. Do you guys have accents like the cast on Buckwild?

Was life like this when you were there? Are you still there?!

When I defeated him, I just attacked the pot like crazy when he went in and killed him while he was in it.

For fun, I went full-crazy religious on my answers and got Turkey.

Yeah, I've only seen the new Star Trek once and I didn't notice it really. In fact, this thread is the first time I've even heard about it being a complaint in that movie. Granted, I'm not a Trekkie and don't frequent discussions about that movie.

Czech Republic. Hmmm.

They had rock-tools, dude. No need to be all sarcastic with the "bare hands" remark!

Uh...what are you waiting for?

His Mama call him Leon, Imma' call him Leon.

Bro, do you even lift? Too soon?