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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The only alternative is crazy russian ex murdered him and is wearing his skin and has assumed his identity. I don't know for what reason the McCheese has left us, I hope he finally finds peace with life. Also changing him back to McCheese and removing Lofthouse Lich. The title, while...
  2. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    alert icon Fully funded in 3 minutes
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    The hardware engineering team (my team) is 7 people deep.
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I have unlimited time off. That is the only "perk' If you believe that's a perk I've got some land to sell you
  5. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I pretty much feel like one everyday at work. Between the 10 major tasks they want done before I even started I'm barely making a dent.
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It depends what companies you're talking about. Google and Facebook are both on a different level. When I started at Emc I started at the max you could make for a software engineer I (76k),this was mostly because I was an intern before and proved myself. Typically they higher mid 60s. I...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They're good man. Good solid titties
  8. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I just wish someone would push me out a window. I'm on the 7th floor so I am hoping that it will just end my life and my wife will get my insurance payout
  9. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Let's not pretend quest mobs are hard anymore, they're basically cannon fodder now. Gone are the days of quest mobs kicking your ass if you weren't careful.
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Also the bug I'm chasing isn't even part of the code - it's part of the procedure they use to update these machines. I don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore.
  11. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    In the next expansion you'll be able to just give voice commands. "Tank C'thun" and your character performs the entire battle flawlessly. On Mythic they make you hit death strike every time you need to.
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    This expansion is starting to sound worse and worse the more I read about it
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    It was probably all the faggot craft beer drinkers and aoili eaters
  14. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I didn't talk to him, I just found various social media platforms he's on and he's been actively updating. For whatever reason the McCheese left us, I doubt it was my taste in fast food. We're talking about a guy that allegedly put down 12 tollhouse cookies and pies as snacks. Looking at his...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I think you did what is best. But.. we need to discuss it. It's all we have man.. you understand..
  16. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Yeah I picked up a few of those shards and just now found out that's what they're used for. I thinK I was in a rush from being shot at by a giant to notice what I picked up.
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Final post, don't ask but I have confirmed that is him. My doxxing is complete.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Also he has a bunch of russian friends. I think it's him. I wasn't sure if searching the email would work. I guess he just hates us.
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I strictly do it for my wife, I don't need it. Sometimes I get annoyed by her incessant texting but if it makes her feel good then I participate.
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Someone in one of the pic comments mentioned him being a teacher as well
  21. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I search his email on facebook it does bring up a person, but I don't know if it's him. Back in 2013 there was a picture of fippy darkpaw posted, so there is a chance. If it's him then he's had activity as late as april 2nd. Does anyone have any of the pics of him from the weightloss thread...
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's because this is all new territory. Apparently they had been planning to hire me (someone in UEFI) for 2 years before they actually did. It's already happening. There's a major bug that we keep whack a moling. I know they're pissed but I don't know what they want me to do - I came onto a...
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We can't enforce any dev process.. it's just one guy.. me.
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I wasn't gonna try to stick the knife back in - but yeah to me that reads "I have been fucking other guys"
  25. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Conversation was like this: Company A is going to handle the changes, you direct them 2 weeks later Company A didn't make the change the way we wanted it, looks like it's back to the old way
  26. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    casul faget #GrubLivesMatter
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did she explain what was really going on or was it more bullshit?
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I text my wife when I get to work or when I go to sleep (and she has to work). Maybe I'm old fashioned but I like to think if that was the last thing my wife or I said to eachother it would be a lot more meaningful than a random boner pic I sent.
  29. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    your first mistake was you cooped
  30. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    I haven't been able to play too much because of kid stuff, but finally getting into this a bit. Frozen boss only took 3 tries I think, tried and tested strategy on him. Giant tree was super easy, killed it first try. I know I have an assraping waiting for me somewhere.
  31. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I'm considered a hardware engineer and a lot of times need physical access to servers so it varies
  32. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Ah yes, the iron horde. Gone as quickly as they came.
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    His time in wow was short lived. By the time I started raiding he had moved on. I mean from the game, not this mortal coil.
  34. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I usually work from home once a week. Today is marathon Monday in mass and it's right by my work so I said no Thanks to going in
  35. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hahaha someone in the guild was talking about how McCheese was eating pies in dungeons and raids
  36. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    I've never summoned for a boss ever, such pussy shit. Thats like doing LFR dark souls
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger looks good. No surprise that I'm not a fan of sweet potato fries but I would kill for the rest of the meal.
  38. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Yeah I got that boss spoiled by reading up on getting a better weapon.. I invited it upon myself, but still the guide just threw it in like "OH YOU CAN KILL THIS BOSS THATS REALLY FOR LATE GAME LOL HERES THE BOSS"
  39. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We are no longer relying on the vendor for bios modifications.. it is now on me again
  40. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I bet they were thinking "we lost 5 million people, what can we do to get them back? Wait I know, people wanted player housing, and more readily available epics, and pets. THE PEOPLE WANT MORE PETS!!! AND PET BATTLES!!! AND OMG SHIPS GUYS!!! YESSS HAHA" It spun out of control