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Yeah, same here. It"s usually in drunken first-attempts at getting her to do anal. "...but I love you!!"

"You"d look a lot less fat with my dick in your mouth."

*your spell fizzles*

I can"t divulge all the contents, but I can say that after opening it, you"ll need a wet-nap or two.

When you make a chick squirt, they aren"t pissing(hence the lack of urine smell).

This happens all the time in south Florida, even if you"re black or Asian.

I think I really like Antarius. He just dropped that bomb like a boss.

I"m not freaking out, Daniel. I"m not upsetoreven offended. I simply asked you not to take something you see on my Facebook and start discussion about it here. The topic in particular isn"t one I am upset about, as I wouldn"t have divulged more information after your original post if it wasn"t...

I"m not upset with the information I divulged being known. I wouldn"t have shared that if I was concerned. The simple fact you"re bringing my real life onto the forum when you could just message me on Facebook or here(if you were genuinely concerned for my "young" life) tells me you have poor...

Indeed. It"s been corrected.

Well I just met my girlfriend"s kid for the first time. She has shared custody with her ex-husband. So...not really. Stop creeping my FB and commenting about it on FOH.

I make all my best decisions on the other kind of 8 ball. At least at the time theysoundawesome.

This is way too simple of a suggestion. I think he should see a palm reader first and then go from there.

Dying alone is fine as long as you at least got laid that week.

Tristinn, you sound so unattractive.

Sounds pretty boring.

How old is your girlfriend and the girls you know? It"s a mantra often touted by 20-somethings. Then they hit 30 and 90% of their girlfriends have kids and they go into panic mode. Trust me.

Copy the key. Mail the copy to me along with a plane ticket. We London bridge her(or whatever the name of a large bridge in Canada is, if that makes you more comfortable).

This deserves a quoting.

Yeah, I have a stick shift, e-brake andnobackseat. Guess who"s jerkin" off tonight!? Ok, that"s not really due to my car.

True Lies(favorite scene) By Hacks - YouTube

What is anti-internet? Is that like anti-electricity and anti-modern plumbing?

You stupid fucking cunt! We"re still on for the mall later, right?

It"s too dumb for sure.

Of course.* *Operation Seed-Plant successful.

Upgrading your rank from "slam piece" will probably have to be a requirement before you see an increase to the romance.

Is that profile for real? Haha.

Yeah, movies are the kind of date you go on after you"re tired of hearing her talk. So 3rd date, maybe?

Don"t post shit on her Facebook. That"s auto-fail. Honestly, just ignore her.

lol @ Old Rasputin. We had one of those in the refrigerator at my old apartment. The running joke was that nobody could drink it or they would die. It stayed in the fridge for around two years until I bought my house. I don"t know what happened to it, to be honest.

Huh? Who do you think introduces me to all my booty calls?!

That"s worse than fuckin" a chick you work with. At least I can go home and hide when that shit goes south. Your neighbor, though? She could cockblock future endeavors!

If it"s simply fucking, I say go for it. If you"re genuinely interested in a 19 year old, I would say pass. It has about a 0.00001% chance of working out as a real relationship. What do you even talk to a 19 year old about after fucking her?

God dammit, Keg.

The drama wasn"t really that good. People posted a bunch of shit on Aamina. Found his wife"s blog, etc. Kind of fucked up when people start posting shit about people other than the actual poster here(and even that has gone too far a few times).

You know nothing, Adebisi(and she eats everything).

Heh, I"m much the same way and way too sarcastic about it. The fact that he(Heylel) had "too many" and was "hammered" could also mean that things weren"t going so well in the first place. Alcohol can really warp your perception of how much someone is interested. I wouldn"t sweat it, Heylel.

Damn, that was kind of funny.

This. The posts calling her to task have nothing to do with her tits being nice or not. It"s about what preceded all of the pictures.

That was quite hilarious.