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Of his cock and hand?

You have a cock and a hand, right? No worries.

Or just put in a good word for me and I"ll pay my own way.

Fuck that. Let him try and honor-kill you. Defend yourself and kill him instead, thus breaking the chains of fear on his daughter, thrusting her into your arms for all of eternity.

If he finds out that an infidel is laying the pipe to his daughter, he might have to honor-kill you both.

Nice ass. Is that a tattoo of Shelly on her back!?

Hooby, take it from someone who did every drug under the sun(1,000 times over) in my teens and 20"s. Stop doing drugs and associating with people who them. I"m not talking about pot and the occasional bump of coke, but the daily/weekly use. Meth, heroin, rolls. Recreational use is cool, but from...

How old are you, Hooby?

Sounds like a business opportunity to me. Have you ever considered pimping, Hooby?

Maybe.

Is that your ass-crack, P?

You follow it up with a chloroform rag.

For Aamina it was OnlyFapDecade.

When I have sex, I hang a vice-grip from that nerve. Works like a charm.

I think it"s still up for debate whether or not we could stomach Shelly"s pics.

What the fuck is happening in this thread!? All this butthole talk has me wanting to rub one out on my lunch hour.

One of my exgirlfriends is a middle school English teacher. The stuff she would bring home would make you weep for the future. Were people always this illiterate and we"re only overexposed to it because of the Internet now?

Rav, when you gonna" lemme hit that?

Some chicks like to get shit on during sex, too. Literally.

I feel better that Ididn"tknow that.

Who is Ameya?

Well there are much worse things in the world.

Agreed.

PM me her number and pics.

Yes, pluck those suckers if need be.

I like them really proportionate to the size of the breast. Tiny ones on larger tits look like someone grafted a man nipple onto it. Huge areolas completely throw everything off. I"m a superficial douche, though.

Two-hit juggling combo dis. Impressive.

No, the blowjob you gave him afterward is the gay part.

Well at least you admit that you completely ignore any and all advice.

I agree. It"s on the chick to do the "where is this going?" topic.

You saw the pic, right? It was already "hot and heavy" for years.

/shrug They"re going to fuck ones before and after you. If it"s understood by both parties that it"s not monogamous, don"t really see the problem. How many dicks are we talking about, though? Sutekh makes a good point as well.

Hmm.

I guess blowing your load in her mouth is a bad idea, since you"ll be on clean-up detail.

That wasn"t really him.

Well I can assure you, I"m white.

Erronius has a prefect set of tits. True story.

I"m fairly certain he was joking. Tigole Bitties.

Have you not been paying attention? You dodged a bullet.

Does she like Greek, though?