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If we're going to get down into it, I took it to mean that you were going to buy it on lunch but now you aren't so sure.

What were his garlic levels?

Congorats grumpus!!

The bet is back on!!!!! I say today by 5:00pm EST it is in your hands

Man I didn't want to say anything... people complained about how much of a dickhead you were and especially they hated your accent and how you always talked about killing your son. Sorry man..

GOtta be careful in BK bathrooms, especially on rt 24 in MA. I call it Murder King now, my friend's dad is the statey that caught the guy right after the murdered occurred and he was washing his hands. Has some pretty severe PTSD from it I guess. Murder of Alexandra Zapp - Wikipedia, the free...

I have to work unlimited hours and I'm on call 24/7, fuck salary right guys

Bro you're on the Internet, when you login there's a clause that says you can't get mad at mom jokes

I dunno man can't make this shit up. I let her sleep In Saturday but she got mad that I slept too late on Sunday. To sit around the house.

It was my own fault, I just didn't understand why she walked around probably stewing about it rather than wake me up. I get up at 6AM all week and I even let her sleep in Saturday while I take care of the kid.

yeah I sweated through the tux on the dance floor - jacket, pants, undershirt, everything. I tried my best at the end, but it was like 2AM and I had been doing stuff since about 10AM that day. I was done. She didn't even complain.

If you can't bitch about your wife on the internet where you hope to fuck she never goes, where can you? My greatest fear is one day I leave rerolled up on the tablet and she somehow navigates to all my posts. Thank god she is computer illiterate.

shit just got serious

I'd risk waking the baby. Although When we were done the bed was positioned in the room at a 45 degree angle from where it started at

I tried but my dick didn't want to

Half trying, nothing too serious. If you're asking if I ejaculated inside her, yes I did.

Yesterday I woke up late and got yelled at for sleeping so late (why didn't you wake me up then?). Day is off to a bad start. "It's your turn to change the poop diaper". Ok, day is going swimmingly so far. At least the shit isn't up his back this time. Played with my kid most of the day. I...

What makes a cotton t-shirt high end? I bought some Nunn Bush Chukkas and they're pretty good as far as work shoes go. Only $65.

I love you baby. I love you, especially from where you poo. So what I'm saying is, yes, I do. All set for the night, wrap it up.

First thing I thought when you said you were sore from Thursday was "this mothafucka just wants to game" Don't worry man, we've all been there Oh honey, go on without me.. I'm super tired...Noise of WoW launching in the background

Gave you advice, just not what you were looking for

I actually almost did turn down one guy. He made me really angry and I kept getting tells from people telling me he was the worst player they'd ever seen. He stopped showing up on his own so I avoided that frustration. Not naming who it was because I don't know who they are on the forum.

I'll be there if I don't get mugged and stabbed on the way through the parking lot

Yeah I don't post about the good stuff, only the bad. I am an entertainer.

They want your dick too, they just play coy

Hah i was gonna post in this thread making a bet on when Ut was going to buy this but he already did!

Also later on I saved up my money all summer to buy a Voodoo3 2000 (I was 10? 12?). Popped that thing and played Quake2 and had my first orgasm.

did you guys see that one scene with the guns and then the other scene with the zombies and then the talking

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I had to upgrade my 2MB of RAM to 4MB of RAM so I could play a little game called Myst Nice 33MHz processor on that beast

I've never turned anyone down from a raid

I've been told I was the life of the party at every 'situation' I've caused. SO there's that..

My friend has a Caparison Horus from 1996 and he loves it, although he puts it below his two J Customs (fuck him). I'm doing a trade, the Bowes for the Dellinger, so at least there's no money lost - and I traded up from my Ibanez RG550, so I guess I'm making out pretty good. I've played a few...

I downed 6 beers at a wedding once where I hadn't eaten all day and was waiting on the food. Made an ass out of myself. This wasn't the wedding where I had to go to the ER.

I'm trading the Bowes guitar away - didn't fall in love with it too much and a guitar I've wanted since I was 16 came up. It's a Caparison Dellinger. Back down to 6 strings. Since this is my guitar blog now I'll post pics when it shows up. I'm dealing with a kid that couldn't ship it today...

The Uncharted 4 MP demo was pretty lackluster. MP is really boring.. graphics looked good at least.

Awesome! And you are right in some respects, there are some really shitty decisions they made in this game - overhead tracking on you from bosses/enemies is a big one to me. I still think it's one of the better games of all time.

Nah not overreacting - we'll put him down and after a couple hours he's screaming his head off, the type of scream where they can't breathe. We'll medicate him and feed him and put him back down, sometimes he'll go to sleep but other times he'll continue the screaming/coddling routine until 3 or...

I don't know why my son's teeth decide to come in one at a time, weeks apart, and cause him so much pain that he basically won't sleep at all - but it sucks dick when it happens. Weekend from hell. Yes, I drug him. Yes, I post this every time a tooth comes in. He's been eating regular food a...

Yeah I mean with Ashran I can do something else while it's going on. I am a total shitlord when it comes to that stuff. Also in case anyone missed the other thread - I've taken ownership of the Rerolled guild on Hyjal Horde if anyone wants to join us. It will be casual (most likely friday...