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Yeah she's a dumbass. She was actually on an antibiotic and birth control when she got pregnant. Apparently she's retarded and didn't know antibiotics basically nullify birth control pills. And not that anyone cares, but we have officially begun trying for number 2.

Bloodborne!!!!!!!

So my sister told me she's pregnant. I'm the only one that knows. She's 23, irresponsible, lives with my dad, had a boyfriend for about 6 months (the dad to be) . The guy is cool, already has a kid and takes care of her. Little background. Between my sister being 18 and 21 she got...

If my boner can't see the lingerie was it ever worn?

The tools we use are mostly Windows, but they also have a Linux version that you have to also license out for a hefty fee. We only have access to the Windows version. On the flipside, I get to keep my macbook and I am in love with it. Having a Windows 8.1 VM open and being able to do the 3...

Nah man just don't like smashed up chick peas

I previously said something else was the worst food ever but this hummus derail reminded me how wrong I was.

And here I am thinking if you aren't using EMG81's (OR 707's!!!!) through a 5150 you are a fuckin loser

Been sick with the flu, finally got to play this. Hard as shit. I keep getting gibbed at random. Still fun, just getting destroyed occasionally. Like that one mole rat that had bombs on him.. Which sadist designed that?

Ladies and gentlemen we have a baby on the move. Uh oh.

Sort of. I guess I have to be careful of what I say. A guy handed the code base over to me today and said "ok it's yours" . I need to setup the code repository on stash and everything and I'm basically starting development from ground zero. I have code but it's basic.

First week is done here. Fought with IT all week to get a local windows VM for software I need. Finally today a guy on the team gave me an iso and key and I was able to do it. Took him 5 minutes while it has been fighting me all week. They tossed me in the deep end with this shit for sure...

You're hitting me right in the feels Next time you can post it on pastebin too, it makes it a little easier to read

Agreed except one point t. Doctor really glosses over how often you will die and lose all your exp hahaha

Yes crone, yesssss. One of us. One of us. The souls series and bloodborne are probably my favorite contemporary series out there. Yes it is hard. Yes you will break controllers. The world is hauntingly beautiful and scary at the same time. There is no greater feeling than beating a boss in...

My mother ignored our schooling, I did homework by myself form grade 1 through college just because I wanted to do good. If I was any other kid I probably would've just failed. Parents never cared.

I use it "once in awhile" for quick and dirty shit. If it was part of my job id take a more serious approach

Tough to talk with all the throat yogurt I guess

I write python like C, it's a terrible habit but what do you expect from a guy who was taught C in school and has been using it professionally for over 3 years?

I think it's ridiculous to request someone lower their streaming quality so that they don't hit a cap. That would be like if you watched 50 HD television shows and then Comcast said they need to throttle your quality. God I may have just given them an idea.

Just donated a ps4,feeling refreshed

Correction: I can't talk about customers that are no publicly known

Thanks I'll take a look. Had bad Toshiba experience in the past though. We are just looking for something for the office for movies/video games if the other TV is taken. Of course the techy in Mr wants to buy a 60 inch uhd curved Samsung, but the budget conscious father in me wants to be cheap.

So far the new company isn't like that. They are very big on security though, which is obvious if you know what they do. Can never mention who our customers even are unless they're on the wall inside the front doors. So far the team is really cool though. Working at a smaller company is...

In that case you can sell a ps3 and all your games on eBay and practically get a ps4 for free. Wow I predicted ps4s would be free.

I'm also sticking it to keg because I bet against him. I may have said I'd eat a shoe.

My parents, as soon as I was of age, told me if I wanted anything I needed to get a job. They were poor, so it was as much of a lesson as it was just something I had to do. I got straight As in high school mostly and as you know I'm now an engineer. Same thing with my brother except he went...

Our synergizing is way off here. Let's have a 1:1 so we can deep dive and come to solution that makes sense historically for our brand.

I don't count stacking coupons and shit. Sticker price is 300, prediction failed.

Anyone check out black Friday ads and can comment on best TV in the 400ish range? Just looking for something good to look at in a decent size for the office. Not looking for top of the line. Saw some lgs around 49 inches at my price point but no idea if they're shit.

Kuriinstrodamus

You can't buy gift cards with it. As an experienced black Friday shopper I can tell you don't underestimate soccer mom's at kohls. They flock into there and swoop everything up really quick. Also kohls bottleneck is the checkout. They're slow and low numbered. Also they're signing people...

Doesn't sound like par for the course to be a car mechanic though. Everything was expensed, it's just vastly different than Emc.

They took me out for lunch two days in a row (on the company's dime)

They gave us a discount, it's like $200/mo. My other option was public transit which surprisingly costs more.

Thanks. Yeah, I didn't mind the EMC culture while I was there - but now that I'm somewhere with something a little more open it would be tough to go back. Also MacBook was a great choice. It's so good to look at the screen.

Yeah man after I settle in to a routine I'm down. You'll get moderator protection around here.

So started the new job today. It's right in Cambridge, so hipster central. Here's some thoughts going from Emc to akamai. Emc was huge. . Like super huge. This company is probably 10% of the size, but I already like the work culture better. It's a little more "new" and refreshing. They...

Driving into Boston sucks monkey dick. Entire day was on boarding stuff and orientation but one of the guys took me to lunch today and tomorrow team is taking me out to lunch. So far I like it. Also not as big as Emc so not 7 million layers of management.

And yet ign gave it a 9.5/10 Hype train!!