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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Lucky for you, folering your food is always an option.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Then soon after you have more steel. Or aluminum if that's what your rims are made of.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That tire so bald, maybe it's not nails at all, but the steel belts wearing through the last layer of rubber.
  4. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Says the loser who doesn't eat century eggs.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I didn't realize there was a competition for "worst way to prepare an egg". Did this win, or was it just the runner up? This comes from people who think fish eyeballs are a delicacy.
  6. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    wat da fuk is a ramen egg? I assumed it was a typo at first, but you keep typoing it the same way.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Do we have a scottish FOH'er? Pretty sure we're all american so the scottish and fung shway meanings don't count. The 3 brits don't count as scottish either.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Red doors mean your house is open to visitors. Hobos, escaped slaves, and basically anyone passing through can stop in for a visit and a meal. So I agree with Sanrith. White doors; cause fuck strangers. My current door is stained wood. I'm going to paint it white when I get home just in...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think that's the kind of eating disorder barbie has.
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    Finding a body

    OK OK, I got it he faked his death to get away from the cartels he screwed over. I'm only playing along because I know this is a stage of grief.
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    Texas Hold'em Poker

    You son of a bitch, I'm out. Don't want no goddamn tranny waitresses spitting in my drink because I didn't tip them $1000.
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    Texas Hold'em Poker

    Holy shit, there's a hustler casino? As in Larry Flint's hustler? yousonofabitchimin.jpg
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

  14. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    People think Texas is "the south", but it's really not. So I guess I grew up in the west.
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    Finding a body

    They do things way different there. I've got a number and can join the group that handles our county anytime I want. I just don't have the time to commit to it. We just had another call out to help tomorrow but I can't make it. Most of the time they do not need help to search, but when it's...