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Good lord... I haven't thought about those books in forever. Magician is still one of my all-time favs for fantasy. If they're going to start the story, I wish they'd start there.

I'm not saying I'm old, but emojis give me hope that hieroglyphics are coming back.

I enjoyed this one. It's not Young Guns, but I'll give it 6/10.

I'll be the first to admit that I hate not keeping with the original character (appearance, abilities, etc), and using Keanu for Constantine was no exception. But that being said, I did actually like the movie so I'm looking forward to the sequel. It's become so fucking standard now that I'm...

The only Jugging that matters:

3/10 House of Darkness (2022) There was a lot of potential here, but they really dropped the ball. No twists, no real horror, just a sermon about how shitty men are. Seriously, it feels like it was written by someone too ugly to get asked out, or too cuck to do the asking, and therefore hates...

Jackson is always entertaining to watch, if nothing else. I'll give it a try.

Man, one of the things that pissed me off about the new Thor movie was how they portrayed all the Gods. I wanted to see an angry Ra, or an unleashed Cthulhu. Instead, they were completely cucked.

Please be good.

And if he's drunk, tomorrow will be worse. lol

Stop trying to bang Communist chicks.

If you don't like Led Zeppelin then you're a Communist.

What? There are billions of people on the planet. How many die each day from accidents or Acts Of God? You think they're going to make noticeable difference? Or run out of people to kill? I mean... who wouldn't pay $2,000 to silence the idiot neighbor blasting music or revving his engine at 2am...

I'm not a wresting fan because I hate soap operas and the matches are staged. But that being said, I still have a lot of respect for the wrestlers because they're still doing amazing gymnastic shit. I bring this up because you only need to go watch the training videos to understand how...

I'm trying to stay hopeful.

That shit is right out of a horror movie. Fucking kill it with fire.

So. Goddamn. Ready. I'll be doing a Trilogy Binge before watching this.

The Mjolnir thing pissed me off, too. I was like... if the hammer could fucking fix itself the whole time, why did... oh yea, woman.

Antonio Banderas? I'm in.

I am so in for Secret Invasion. The comic run was fucking wild. PLEASE don't fuck this up. <Insert Hopeium Here>

Oh yea, I'll be watching that trippy shit. Probably on an edible or two!

Trans-female, duh.

Finally watched this last night. The goats were literally the funniest part of the movie, and only because I find their screams funny in real life, too. But anyhow, here's my simple review. That problems Marvel is facing right now are basically two-fold: 1. All comedy, all the time. In this, I...