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  1. Hoss

    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/rehabilitation-rules-regulations.6309/post-1109218 @lurkingdirk was prepared for this eventuality nearly 10 years ago. Found that while I was looking for the retard rehabilitation certificate I was positive I got after graduating Dr Mario's course.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can't use a laptop on my lap. Arms are too short.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did I say anything about my phone?
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    ﷽ Ich will sehen, wie diese jüdische Schlampe ausrastet.
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Argument invalid. You buy the passes with latinum.
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    Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord

    Did you know that before the latest episode drop? Seems like they said it 5 times in these 2 episodes, but I don't remember hearing it at all before.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I shitpost on FoH. Which category does that fall under?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    naw, but I was there this past weekend for the NRA Anal Meeting. I hate flying and it's got nothing to do with what anyone else around me is doing. If it was me you'd be complaining about why i was sweating profusely and constantly farting.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Maybe we're more like the North Sentinal Islands and bubba keeps shooting and eating any aliens who land. If they're landing in china I'm positive that's true.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    If I shoot someone breaking into my home, then 'accidentally' kill them while dressing the wound, am I covered under good samaritan laws?
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    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    She's already shown she's a goer. Might as well, right? Izo will get us the butthole pics vuuxo is afraid to ask for.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What's he supposed to do? Ponder the meaning of life? Maybe he's got that shit figured out and it's "playing children's games on your phone." Out of curiosity, how did his passtime become your business?
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    Mugshawtys

    redux means something is being brought back. So when he said "crazy dental lady redux" he was saying he knew it was old. Granted, that could also mean she got in trouble again, but in this case he apparently he just thought the hippy's commentary was better than the cops.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    First panel needs to say Dungeon Daddy instead of AI
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    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    I'm going to donate per pic. Just saw there are 4 so I gotta go make it right.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Nobody likes melodrama
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Oh, they would SAY that. They just wouldn't mean it.
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    Taxes / Tax return questions

    Sounds like the crap I went through when I was a Nielsen family. They never paid much, just a few hundo in a year. But at the end of the second year it was enough to need a 1099. I had the same problem where when I entered it into TaxAct it seemed to think I was a business and wanted a...
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    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    Thanks for the tip. It was a tip for gofundme. Those fucks. As if they're not taking a cut already.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I backed it. Got the Core rules for the RPG and added on mordecai minis. I also reserved so I have both D2s coming. Unstoppable is a card game so it's probably gay as hell. Glad they let me just back one of them. They're at 5.2 million now with 21,336 people. That's an average of...
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    Poll Should Mario Speedwagon be Permanently Banned from the Politics Forum?

    Where's the option to send him the the shaw for some retard rehabilitation? We used to have a guy around here who would do that. Let me see if I can find his card.
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    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    She drew the 4 backwards and it kind of fucked me up for a minute. The toll has been paid. Now get her to do something with a pineapple.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was at least 10 years old before I could remember my own name. I tell people if I remember theirs in less than 10 years they're doing pretty good.
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    Star Wars: Maul - Shadow Lord

    Yeah I was wondering the same thing. I don't recall any other planets being described with multi level cityscapes like Coruscant. But I guess in theory it's possible. What would be weird is having such a densely populated planet that the empire is ignoring. That is no backwater.
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    The Boys

    You need to get your eyes checked. Neither the Jubalaries nor the sugar hill gang are white women.
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    Mugshawtys

    spay?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The most recent thing I heard was that hearing loss was supposed to be a big contributor to Dementia. I don't vouch for the science of it, but it makes a lot of sense and makes me a little more willing to get hearing aids some day. Bad eyesight would make sense too since they both isolate you...
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    Mugshawtys

    I just watched the first one. It was way better. Who's gunna fix the tased stripper?
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    The Badlands Bakery owner in New Mexico needs your help

    Since tits are up, when you get the marker have her write F and H on her butt cheeks and lets get a butthole pic
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's gotta be the salad dressing. It's the only thing that doesn't taste like shit. Oh wait and the deep fried ravioli appetizer. But that's relatively new.
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    Mugshawtys

    That gives me an idea. I still need to flesh it out, but I'm going to start referring to my wife as a stripper when she dresses up or just wears one of those tight baby doll shirts. Like, "no don't post that what if my family finds out I'm out with a stripper!" I don't know what it will...
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    Mugshawtys

    Was the tazed nog a stripper too? because the title promises a tazed stripper. Actually, wait, was the last girl even a stripper? Come to think of it I don't remember her saying that.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Saw a comic once where the dude was doing a hostile take over at an ATM, so that's what I always used. What is this guy doing? A hostile takeover?
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    Ghosts

    Just heard there was a ghosts Austrailia. Very disappointed to see they chickened out and didn't have any abos or maori. But I'm going to watch it for the accents if I can.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Hoofnagle sounds like a D&D character.
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    The D&D thread

    Well shit, now I want to see it too. Who are the dildo humpers? Dropout tv or dimension 20? Best I can find is this 5 min video. Supposedly they have an hour long video and Season 1 was where she pitched the idea on another show.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

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    Audiobooks

    I'm listening to small chests now. The girl doing this is not as good. There are several times where the voice suddenly changes and it's jarring. I'm not sure if it's a different person or the same person on a different day and she's not able to match her own voice day to day. But I do enjoy...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When my sister got a car from a family member in TX, it was a $10 tax, but both parties had to be present at the tax office. So what did you actually buy it for and how much did you claim you bought it for? Sounds like you just didn't do the research and figure out you needed to write $500...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You didn't even mention Aqua Man. fat, space aqua man?