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Hmmm... Seems like a big conspiracy theory, but it would explain how Kylo Ren knew that Vader betrayed the Emperor.

Z6 riot control baton - Wookieepedia - Wikia It looks like electricity pulses on the outside of it. Different than a lightsaber's projected plasma, but for movie purposes I guess it works.

Henry Rollins as Cable.

Colts out. No idea who to root for in the playoffs. Besides the Not-Patriots, obviously. Not sure if I want Peyton to get a Super Bowl championship while sitting on the sidelines. Maybe I'll root for the Seahawks because everyone hates Russell Wilson so much.

Saw it. Not bad. Good character development, dialogue, etc. 8/10. Not as good as Django. Lacking his signature weird foot fetish stuff, too!

I don't know how much of it is genetics and how much of it is butthole sensitivity. If you've got hemmorhoids or fissures or something, you're bound to feel the spice more than some one with an A+ health poopshoot.

Sir, I suggest you read the Ghostbusters thread and re-evaluate this statement.

Peyton and Payton tandem incoming to Indy!

GET THE FUCK OUT

In highschool the cafeteria would serve bosco sticks. They were breadsticks stuffed with mozzarella and optional pepperoni and served with either marinara or classic cafeteria nacho cheese sauce. They fucking ruled.

I think it's just them trying to promote the "edginess" of it. Honestly I don't care if he curses a lot, but I like it when cursing is used poignantly like in the Arrested Development series. Even though it got bleeped, it was amazing every time a character said fuck. It was probably less...

I don't think Colossus is going to be in this movie with his armor off. The dude who motion cap plays him looks nothing like his face.

Still takes the security code to use people's credit cards, but yeah, this is very bad.

Sad thing is, I think you're not joking and I completely agree. I've laughed at the trailers and enjoyed the snippets of action more than any Fox Marvel movie since X-2.

I hope you choke on your rirruto.

They are like every store-bought mozzarella stick ever but with a better seasoning. You guys are seriously triggering me right now. I'm going to fucking George Constanza Twix test you fuckers with some Farm Fresh and see what happens then!

Nah it's good.

I still want a Jedi or Force user that uses dark side shit but isn't evil, a la KOTOR. Would be great to see some sort of shock trooper type dude just walk into an army and wreck everyone a million different ways. Maybe Luke will go-off before eventually dying in Episode 9.

The bullet holes in his suit

You guys are going to be pissed when you find out Tie Fighters don't make noise in space either.

Luthair, I don't think you get science as much as you think.

This paragraph had more plot holes listed than the movies. - New Death Star is probably going to be some "outer rims" tech shit that comes up with Snokes back story later - Don't remember seeing the planets explode from the surface of the other planets, just the energy traveling through the...

Also Luke is so fucking Jedi at this point he'd know having a wife/lover shit is very non-Jedi. Dude did the whole "dancing around your emotions thing" when he was dealing with Pops Vader, there's no way he'd double down on dumb. He went full chaste monk like Obi-Wan. Only other thing I can...

At least Saul iced that bitch. Cold. Wish the closing shot was Carrie putting the pillow over Quinn's face. Guess we'll all just have to imagine it in our head.

He's kind of right. Remember when the Patriots did this shit? It was dick suck palooza. I've heard not much. Just the "Cam Newton MVP" shit, but that's been going on for the last 6 weeks.

Pretty sure it's the fat dude she was bartering with before she left Jakku.

I seem to be the only one who had a good experience with the McD's mozzarella sticks. I don't know if I'm a fanboi, or I got a good batch, or it's the inherent anti-McDonald's a lot of people have.

One part of the movie I didn't care for was the whole cargo freighter full of tentacled beholders. Too much CGI in that sequence. Not much was established besides that Han was a smuggler. I'm thinking Finn is the son of Boba and some random woman. That would be legit. People would be mad...

Luke, 15 or 16, shows up at Yoda. Yoda tells him he's much too old to begin training. Forget the originals, you do.

I say we make all the Cheatriots fans wear stars...errr, asterisks in their names so we'll know them in other forums. We can then easily pick them out and scrutinize all points they make about anything. Maybe even make them their own forum to talk about the Cheatriots. We can shaw them into...

On mobile there was an ad below this thread to get tested for Schizophrenia. Maybe he should start there and work his way through. In all fairness I had an autistic cousin who would mix everything together and eat it with his fingers. So Noodles is probably just a super taster diabeto and...

I think I could also see merit in this being true. I was actually thinking it was Rey and Snoke was one of the other people being trained and he got fucked up by Rey, hence the cuts to his face in the hologram. I think they're both Solo twins and Rey was too powerful. Maybe she was defending...

Red Dragon, Little Shop of Horrors, The Fly, The Departed, The Mummy, etc.

This thread needs to be merged with Himeo's red pill thread.

Kylo Ren Power Shitz:

I think it's the opposite. I think she aged fine (but fatter, obviously) and they tried to make her attractive by adding too much shit. Looked like her lips were fucked and she had 1/2 a lb of mascara and she had caps on her teeth or something weird. If you saw her on 30 Rock a few years ago...

Etchazz post in movie thread. Classic. Where's Edge at?

Can't wait til this makes so much money they get two more movie deals. I hope they add a trans woman in Ghostbusters 2 and a wheelchair lesbian in Ghostbusters 3. I then hope all three of these movies pull in at least 500 million dollars. The butthurt from this forum could fuel a Starkiller base.

9/10 for me. Problem with pacing? Guess YOU didn't have to 40oz pee during the movie and had to try to find a good time to do it. The fact that you super nerds with the rose colored glasses and EQ nostalgia gave it above 6+/10's on most of your reviews just goes to show it's a pretty good...