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  1. Xevy

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Apoc looks exactly as HUH described him. Kinda bad. At least Magneto is going to kick a lot of people's asses from the looks of this. He's the new X-Men's main selling point, anyways.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    So Chastity is being called "Deadpool's wife". Maybe her murder is what pushes him from witty badass to insane super badass. I would much like that. Like Batman but x1000.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Mist I will pay you 1000 tucodollarz to go into the Ghostbusters thread and say you think it'll be better than the original. I just want to see what happens.
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    True Detective

    When are we going to deal with Det. Fatty McGreaseball's secret gay photoz of StraightGuy McDenialGay?!?! HE DONE DIED!!!! "Anything happens to me, you burn all my shit"
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    True Detective

    So happy coincidence that the shoot out occurred at the protest against the new rail system or? I wonder if the insider with the Mayor or whatever told the Messicans that there would be a clear path where the protest was to kill many birds with many stones.
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    Suicide Squad (2016)

    I think the Joker looks shitty, but will probably be acted really well. Harley looks fine, I don't think she needs a fucking jester hat and giant mallet to play her part. Killer Croc actually looks pretty awesome as he's done with practical effects and make-up rather than a CGI mess like...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I would've ordered a tuna sub and they could've given me veggies on a cut-up car tire and I'd be like "Eh, whatever."
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I like the posts that complain that this Ghostbusters isn't enough like the original Ghostbusters, then I also like the posts that complain that it is TOO much like the original Ghostbusters! Man, what a bad movie that won't be funny in any way and no one will enjoy cuz cadillacs, vaginas, and...
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    True Detective

    Guys maybe when Velcoro gets wrecked in court and becomes VV's right hand muscle we'll get some awesome black ops thug stuff! It could almost literally be a 1:1 for MM's tracking scene!!!!!!!
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Pro tip for germophobes: ask for packets of mayo or else they just use mayo from the tub that stays out all day and develops a "crust" they have to swirl into the mix. I still get the regular mayo because I'm not a fucking pussy, but hey.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    So Baccarin boobies confirmed? I'm guessing so. Cha-ching. Hopefully they keep the sex scene from the original script. It was great.
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    What We Do In The Shadows

    If it's 2 pages+ deep I think it's allowable. What we SHOULD be making fun of him for is just now seeing it. I BET HE WANTS US TO SEE KINGSMAN NEXT LAWL!!11!!!
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    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    They just need to take down a Russian mob run casino site for a few hours too many. Then it'll all be taking care of.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    The dead Robin suit seems to imply he's done this before. I think it is pretty derpy for Metro PD to be all "WHO DIS BAT OF MAN!!???!" unless he means the Sons of Batman vigilantes which people are saying are in the desert scene.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I'm still looking forward to it!
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Think we called that shit. Cuz haircut.
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    Terminator Genisys (2015)

    Yes. Yes I did.
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    Terminator Genisys (2015)

    I didn't watch T4, but this one does seem very different in the fact that: I was hoping there would be post-credits scene with Pops working as a construction worker and picking up the forklift full of shit and moving it or something. Would've been nice laffs. 8/10
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    Ash vs Evil Dead

    Looks great. Good for you, Starz.
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Wiig is probably Akroyd, McCarthy is Murray, Jones is Hudson, and McKinnon is Ramis, I'd imagine. Not sure who I'd like trying to do the Murray part more, probably McCarthy because she can do the "I don't give a fuck" type of thing. Wiig is more of a dweeb, which doesn't exactly fit with...
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    The Video Thread

    Some sort of irony the Feels Warriors are making personal attacks, right? Oh well. This thread is Column'd. /done
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    The Video Thread

    Would it been better if they had shot the hog then dragged it to the boat, then thrown it to the gator? You know what's funny? You probably think it would be.
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    The Video Thread

    You mean that cell phone footage on Youtube? Also, if you looked here's the description: Looks like it's all right there. And actually they Army does take hunters money to let them hunt on base and if we had to cull deer from helicopters like I had mentioned to them once, they would've sold...
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    The Video Thread

    You're probably talking about Javelinas which are different than feral pigs.
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    The Video Thread

    I'm a wildlife biologist. On base my Captain instructed me that if I were to see a feral pig down range I either hit it with my truck/ATV or get range control to get some one down there with a weapon ASAP. Dis is right. Whatever it takes to give gators a taste of feral pigs is fine. Between...
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    Deadpool (2016)

    Next thing you know we'll have a woman Mahoney in the Police Academy remake that is sure to happen at some point!!!! FUCKING RIIIOOOTTT!!!!11!!!11!!!
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    The Video Thread

    Letting them get eaten by the apex predator in that ecosystem? THE AUDACITY!!!!!!
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Didn't even post the most horrifyingly beautiful one:
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    H1Z1 (Not actually an MMO) - Server: Antidote (info in first post)

    Fucking Lizard Kidz DDoSing this right now.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sometimes I feel bad for Mist because she gets dogpiled by all the fat, single, redpilling nerds... BUT THEN SHE SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS!
  31. Xevy

    Deadpool (2016)

    Pretty sure they have to say he's not Schizo because of people bitching like the ADA and Mental Health groups. That doesn't mean he won't actually ACT crazy, he's just not "diagnosed".
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    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    First time my group attempted Skolas last night. Light Switch modifier. Fuck that noise. 90% of our death's were Captains blinking to us and meleeing, coming out of doors next to us and meleeing, or vandals jumping to us and meleeing. What a fucking pain. I also LOL @ everytime a new...
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    This thread has gotta be top 5 threads for defining the new generation of "cranky old farts". It's great. "WOMYN GHOSTBUSTERS! NO SIR!" "THE CAR LOOKS ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME BUT ISN'T QUITE? NO SIR!" "HAROLD RAMIS'S DEAD CORPSE ISN'T WEEKEND AT BERNIES ACTING IN THIS? HOLLYWOOD RUINS...
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    This is probably all true. At Indiana University, Jared was known as THE porn guy. He had a massive collection of porn and people would go to his apartment and like rent shit out. So taking that train of thought... massive porn collection ---> jaded jerker ----> child porn ---> busted ---->...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Thought you were an Indy guy. Journey is amazing pan-Asian cuisine, but it's 20 bucks. But infinite Alaskan Snow Crab legs!
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    True Detective

    I'm assuming it's the Mayor in conjunction with another entity. I don't have a name or anything. I think the mystery isn't who killed him as much as why. I'm betting he had some weird kinky sex thing with the Mayor's daughter or something and that's why he got iced. No 100% backing that, but...
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    True Detective

    I think Velcoro saying "like cops use" was basically his hint to McAdams that Vinci is behind this and Velcoro already knows to a degree. The way he says it and looks at her is a huge tell. That's why he wanted off the case. He was sniffing around trying to do real, or TRUE, detective work on...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Someone save this for his engagement party! McD's now has 2 for $3 CHORIZO burritos ALL FUCKING DAY at my McDonald's. I have not tried them, but I shall. Also their sausage burritos are the same price and currently all day. It's like they're making sure we get nice and lubricated for that...
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Well, his name is Wedge, not Sliver. He definitely was the best EU character that existed in the movies though. Motherfucker has 2 Death Star's on his ride~!
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Pro tip: Check different Torment levels for better queue times as they're on different servers. And if you're just doing greater rifts Torment level doesn't even matter~