Search results

You mean Grandma's Boy. Nerds fucking love Grandma's Boy, and this forum is riddled with 'em. Also Christina Ricci, AKA Wednesday Adams, has huge tas. So, I advise people DO search for her on teh googlez.

I was actually surprised how good of a Chevy impression he was doing. Usually he's the straight man who just gets constantly shit on and is super whiny about it. This makes him seem like Chevy in the originals where he gets shit on but just powers through it undeterred. I'm okay with it. I...

Poor Jags. They're in our divison and I always want to beat them, but that doesn't mean I want them to completely fail! MJD used to be our most feared opponent, but they're just... stagnant.

I ALMOST wouldn't be surprised if Iron Man dies this time around. With Vision and War Machine you basically have his combat and tech role filled. I'm sure Ant Man will be a wise cracking so and so as well as Dr. Strange by the time Avengers 4 comes around.

The song at the end of this latest episode is unbelievably awesome. I listened to 75% of it before I paid attention and realized what she was singing.

You don't use two chopsticks. You buy cheezy poofs and you spear them with one chopstick and eat them like a cheez-kabob. Xevron family secrets from the Vex Thal raiding days.

My father's the President of his company and for lunch he has Starkist tuna kits. Some of my friends are 40k a year salaried dinguses that go to lunch at places that cost like 30 bucks per person, because they're trying to live the white-collar life. "Judge not a man by the price of his...

Thor brought his hammer. Also this went from a "oh God, why?" to a "Oh... okay, yeah." Probably see it if it's a slow movie month.

I wonder if they'll kill Cap and let Bucky take the mantle. Sebastian Stan is signed on to do 9(!) Marvel movies. He's been in 2, he's confirmed for Civil War, and he had a flashback from Cap 1 in Avengers 2 (not sure if that counts). So I'm guessing Cap bites the dust. Maybe Martin...

I hope Tom Brady gets suspended for a full season and the Patriots go to the Super Bowl and win.

Haha, the texts are the best thing to come out of this by far. Like, I didn't care that much about them cheating in some minor way, I'm sure they were and probably are, as many teams probably are, but hoooo-boy are these texts worth it. "Fuck Tom". That's what I'm going to change my email...

Fuck Ygritte (best bod of all of them, plus she'd murder you in a marital spat), Marry Daenarys (she ate a horse heart, you know she'll do alllll the things you want), Kill Margaery (cute face, sure. Wonk tas though and her character would be plotting your castration and death the entire time)...

Some one on my Facebook wall had a marry/fuck/kill for Margaery, Ygritte, and Daenarys. (show ones)

I was wrong, Broman's group was like 2nd or 3rd or some shit. I watched them beat it the day of or day after Prime Guard did it.

They just need to make it John Wick with more quippy one liners before he headshots people. Boom. Done.

It's like when my friend leaves his apartment and we take naked photos of our friends posed all over his room using all his signed sports memorabilia.

I mean, he probably didn't give up his phone because he has nudes of his wife or of other chicks, or just random shit. I'd never give up my phone unless legally forced to and I don't really have shit on there except embarassing text messages and the funny type of nudes. Can't fault him for...

Column and Azeth both posting in same thread. So, is soccer any good or just for Eurogheys?

It's a brag on both as he would need significant acceleration to escape the pull that doomed others. He gets points if he was piloting it for being cocky as fuck and his ship gets points for actually being powerful enough to escape the pull. It's like Bo Jackson pulling his goddamn hip out of...

What if they made this like a True Detective series. Hamburglar is awakened and keeps robbing McDonald's. It's dropped on Mayor McCheese's desk and after his lackey the Fry Guys fail to stop him he has to send Grimace and a washed-up Ronald to stop him.

*adjusts glasses with fingers* Well, you see, the Kessel run took place between several strong gravitational bodies (black holes or stars, I don't remember), so to make it in a shorter distance must mean that the Falcon had incredible speed to negate those gravitational forces. Basically...

That's just pre-wearing it so the ball is less slick and more rough, so when mixed with water from the rain it's not sticky, but the surface is easier to grip. It doesn't 'grab back' like stickum would, it just helps prevent squeezing the ball out of your hand like a greased pig. It's legal to...

Professor Broman was one of the guys who world first beat Vault of Glass.

I feel like it's the duty of Amod to comb through the last 50 pages of this thread to find all the Deflate Gate bets made now! I don't remember any, but if there's a good chance of Patriot fans being banned/punished I'm all for double checking.

I think they left enough of Q and S's origin open-ended to later say they're inhumans if they wanted. Basically all they said was that they were using the gem and testing it on people. I think they purposely left that ambiguity so that they can either throw in Terrigen Mists or throw in papa...

Were Colts' Footballs Deflated? | Patriots Deflategate | SportsGrid Yeah, Kraft's talking out his ass. For TLDR they checked the Colts balls all at halftime and they were all fine.

Indy: Exonerated Patriots: ****

I didn't neg nobody. Dick was explaining himself and not going FULL Column or anything, so that's fine. It's just like saying KFC's chicken isn't that good because the salt and pepper packets you get aren't as good as your salt at home. If anyone talks shit about MacGruber I'll IP hax them...

Hey you're right! And that's why so many of us love it! Have you reviewed and spot-checked Dredd yet?

It's like how a bunch of white people now represent the Cherokee nation. My great great grandmother was a 6'4 African woman. I'm white as fuck, but will I pull the old 1/32nd black card sometimes? HELL YEAH!

Some women are now using the male approach to crazy siting. Back in the day you'd see a girl doused in make up and you'd go "she looks good but she's 100% obssesed with herself". It's coming to that point with men. Y'all 20 hour a week gym rats are giving off that vibe. The DadBod thing is...

Civil War, eh? So some sort of legal guy for Captain to talk to or something? Like Cap's version of a Pepper Pots. But obviously sexier.

His backpack still worked. No reason to assume it didn't. Kind of hilarious that this is the most idolized character in SW fandom after watching that. Screaming like a nancy as his jet pack blasts him into the side of the barge. That's the Mandalore we all know and love in the books!

A: It's a club owned by the fucking Russia mob. I'm going to just say the glass affected trajectory. B: Dafoe can't outright shoot a bitch with a sniper rifle in the hotel. Then it looks like he assassinated her which is against the rules. Then he's dead for sure. I'm done. This movie...

FORGIVE HIM GOD FOR HE KNOW NOT WHAT HE HATH DONE!

I think it's implied the glass was bullet resistant. As in the bullet makes it shatter but doesn't go through.

Arby's is completely acceptable if you're a 45+ year old woman. Not including the curly fries and Jamocha shake argument.

That's not what I'm saying. First sight: he Theon in pool. Wick executes the guy just as Theon sees him. Theon runs. He DOES try to kill him behind the glass. 3/4 shots are head level (one is lower but Theon is ducking at the time thus making it head level). Then on the upper level of the...

He fires 4 shots at him through the glass. 3 are head level and one is lower. He doesn't shoot him when he first sees him because he has to execute the guy he's pinned down and Theon runs. Maybe he doesn't shoot him in the back in the club because he wants him to see it coming. You know...

Sometimes I read critiques and wonder how people could be bothered by such minute stuff, but then I remember that probably 40% of this board are high functioning autistics and it all makes sense.