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Please, PLEASE, PLEASE let this unfold into some J49-esque tale where McCheese is giving handjimmers for meal plans. Is your blue apron delivered by a guy named Wolf?

LD always has some sort of logic backing his shit. Like he's an asshole because he does the logical thing against society's mores that he doesn't believe make sense. Phil is just being a greedy retard in the last few episodes. If this was anyone but Forte or Arnett I'd definitely hate him.

I'm going to donate 4 wildlife track cameras to the Colts. Boom. Problem solved.

I'd say it's tied with the first episode, but yeah, The Dean thing was pretty great. Not QUITE as good as Portugese Gremlins though.

I like the Broken Lizard guys, but talk about movies we don't need a sequel to. Super Troopers is classic and I'm not sure they'll be able to recapture that magic. It's like Anchorman 2.

I'd bet they're moving because why the fuck would you pick Arizona. Though Tampa doesn't exactly sound perfect either. Maybe that's kind of a running gag of the 2nd class cities they keep picking.

I did read it. And yes they're fully written characters. They live in a world with 0 society. The only interactions that are going to show you their level development comes from interacting with the other characters. There are no outside forces besides their group, and basically, Phil and...

If there's 2 more characters will you say this is just friends and Will Forte is obviously Joey?

I think consensus is the first episode, which is just him fucking around, was awesome. Unfortunately that's not an entire show. Since then it's almost becoming standard sitcom type stuff. The only saving grace is if you like Forte and his Forte-isms, which I do. Most won't. He is becoming...

The 3rd episode is live right now. It was decent, not as funny as the 2nd one, but some great stuff with the dean.

I've played 20ish battle royales, probably. I only died to one person I think was possibly a hacker. I was in the apartments in PV on the 2nd level and he was on the floor above me. Somehow he managed to end up on the balcony of my apartment and shotgunned me in the back. Very possible that...

Midwest pizza places have some great places, but I think the 'average' pizza is very mediocre. I think that's about the same with hamburgers outside the midwest. "Here's your beef cooked on a bun with stuff!" The Fresh Market (unsure how big the chain is) near us has take and bake pizzas...

I think he wouldn't do that. Half the fun is guessing who is what piece of the puzzle. Having all that prophecy shit be a lie wouldn't be deceitful, it'd just be bad writing.

0.5% seems about right for hackers. Maybe even slightly high for 'blatant' hackers.

There are close quarters maps for sure. Some painfully so like the fucking donut shop level. If you play Heist or Blood Money you'll be fine doing CQ. There's also 'large' and 'small' conquest. Refers to the map size rather than the team size, I believe. There's plenty to do. But hotwire...

NFL International Series - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Some decent teams in there, I can't remember especially year-to-year every team, but the 2013 49ers and each one of the Pats years weren't bad. Everything else is pretty horrendous. It looks like they just pull from the AFC East...

So they always pick dogshit teams for London because they can't sell out at home? Is that the reason? Because it's genius for $$$ but stupid as fuck for NFL fans. "Here London, here's our most popular sport with our worst and 7th worst team!" Send the Colts/Patriots or Greenbay/Seattle...

Yeah it's fucked up. To fix it you can hit F6 then F1 and you'll usually start getting your driver assists again. They do need to increase piloting points by about 50% at least though. I've had a few games where the gunners are around 35 and 0 and the chopper never goes down, but as a pilot...

Yeah and they're doing shit all sorts of out of order, so that means pretty much nothing. I think most readers assume that that is how it will actually play out, though.

Also Marky Bark from Arrested Development Season 4.

Not sure why I'm reading about Pulp Fiction as I skipped page 2, but back on topic: Looks okay. None of the Mission Impossibles every really got me hard or anything. Looks watchable, but overall another 7 or 8 out of 10 action movie.

Yeah most of the season shit is basically settled 3-4 weeks in. After that progress slows to a crawl for most. The poopsockers and streamers are already in the top GR's being done and the casuals are mid range/early high rifts.

The Dean drowning a file to delete it was pretty Dan Harmon and pretty A+.

Um, his dad is quite the engineer in that movie. Maybe it's inherited genius?

You will, however, be burping taco for a few days. They are pretty good, though. NB4 'gross meat on them' comments.

This game is worth 40 dollars, and PROBABLY worth 60 dollars. I don't know what people want to make it a 60 dollar game? A longer campaign? Campaigns are for fucking shut ins. 8.5/10

If you like CoD just play Heist. If you like classic BF play Conquest. If you still don't like the game, that's on you. It's fun and there's no equivalent that was the horror of constant mortaring from BF4. Though the ability to spawn an RPG/Stinger in the back of every fucking car is pretty...

I'm sure this was a parody of Scientology, but was it also a parody of the movie The Master? I've never seen it, but I have feeling it's a direct allusion to some movie.

Headshot Statshot: John Wick's Many Awesome Murders as an Infographic | I Watch Stuff

One girl I know was hooking up with a college basketball player and when he took it out she just went "nope". She was not planning on handling that.

You can get the top score by driving a car in hotwire easily. You get much, MUCH more points being in a hotwire vehicle than you do killing. You'd have to basically kill some one every 7 seconds or so to match it while at full speed. Chopper pilots do get semi shafted as they only get 1/4...

Probably true. I remember hearing some of my female friends talking about which of my friends they hooked up with had 'small' and 'big' dicks. I had seen said dicks and disagreed enormously with their personal assessments. Well, the small was smallish. About the current 'average' they're...

Natalie.

I wonder when the social media for this will really get... TR3Nding?!!?! Sorry.

Rewatched the Avengers. Hawkeye was actually pretty awesome in it. Still rather him die than Cap or Thor. Also, please stop posting about dumb shit you fucking doucherockets.

Obviously Mist knew what a loaded statement this was! Obviously! Also Sutekh lesbians don't do cats, they do pitbull rescues.

Mist please don't die under any mysterious circumstances soon. After combing this thread thoroughly the FBI will IP track down Sutekh and Dumar and Sebudai and we'll have to see them on TV and that's... that's just too much for the world to handle.

I'm trending #YesAllLesbians right now

More like the 'Mist is a female IRL and we can call her a cunt on the interwebs so we're gonna!' thread. Men will be boys.