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Actually they gave a bunch more options. Blazing Fists for fire is pretty fucking awesome as well as Keen Eye. Real pros will bust out their Rimehart's and Frostburns and win the game while all the newbs are all "MY EYE OF THE STORM IS 27% LIGHTNING!!!!!"

You must be under the impression that dodging circles is the only thing you are doing. You are incorrect.

...would work if it came with a Kinect!

Some one want to link the 30 times the dev's said raiding is for the 1%? The hardest of the hardcore. Basically they said raids aren't for you. Why? Because you're already bitching and the game hasn't launched.

Man I can't wait til I'm raiding in 2 months and doing warfronts and I log on and make sure to bitch about the first 10 minutes of launch of this game. Every. Day. Because it matters that fucking much to all of us.

Ice monks go!

Already broked

Awwww shiznit! They said "fucked"! Louie don't care.

Do you like agriculture?

Haven't double (D! LOL) checked, but I'm fairly certain big boobz are back in with the new 'body types'.

Paul George's Magical Fishing Boat

I believe that's the one. From what I've raid end game Stalkers are the best tanks but aren't the meat-bags that warriors are. Engineers, from what I read, are possibly the worst of the three, but not that far behind. Warriors don't have the mit that stalkers have but can maintain better...

It's called the "Warlock Rule of MMO's"

I'm surprised none of you nerds have geeked out about the Samus-style energy rope swinging challenge. But then again, that's like, SEVERAL levels past the tutorial.

For McDonald's Virgins, Their First Time Is a Big (Mac) One "Hollistic health coach" Bet that retard totally knows good unagi. At least the dude and the other chick were real humans.

It still blows my mind people complain about the tutorial. That's like complaining about the tissue paper that come in your new pair of shoes.

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD!

This game could burn out in a month or it could draw people out to the coveted 3month+ category. No one has a clue which it's going to be. I'm generally really excited to play the new MMO's that aren't hot Korean garbage, but I feel neither way about this one. Think if they keep their shit...

Sounds like you're pre-judging your food, bro. Food is food. I will find the taste/price ratio that is best. I don't need socioeconomic guilt bullshit involved. If mom and pop make a fucking great sandwich for 10 bucks and McBurger Jr's makes a worse one for 8 dollars I'll mom and pop it...

Well you could say me farming higher level torments with high playing time with a fullish group allowed me to get all the sweet drops. But nah, probably the lye think. I'm just lucky. Also, I'm super lucky being a monk because getting my set bonuses means nothing! Huzzah!

I'm using the idea of 'luck', a non-existent paranormal belief', and applying it to the opposite side of his argument. Let me fix it: RNGjesus doesn't love me. RNGjesus hates you. Stop crying about it and sacrifice more sheep.

Or is it those that have bad luck and didn't get their drops can go kick fucking rocks? See what I did there?

There should be some sort of official thresh hold of XXX amount of hours in RoS played to be able to whine about drops. Watching these "I'VE PLAYED LIKE 100 HOURS AND GOTTEN 3 SET PIECES" people piss me off. A: You probably had shit gear and played in sub-torment 20+% of that. New sets...

That's from SNL.

You motherfuckers complaining about Kraft Cheese slices? Here's a recipe for you haute-couture motherfuckers. 1 part kraft single 4 parts saltine Distribute evenly. Eat. Stop being a Jito-wanna-be class dickhat.

You mean Allister Smythe? The creator of the Spider-Slayers. I don't think they were going to have him killed off for a reason. BJ Novak wasn't cast as a goof in that role....

Many, I'd say most, of the people on this forums are here for friendship. They don't have friends to play with or they don't want to play with friends or whatever the fucking reason is. And the rest of us pay for it.

Awesome show. Gets better every week. Even the straight-man Jared is a great character.

I've had one. It's decent. Like 7/10. It's not like "OH MY GOD IT'S WORTH THE DIARRHEA" good but it's a "I tried it and it was good and I'd get it again some day I'm craving fast food" good. Kinda hard to eat honestly which proves why we wrapped our meats in bread to begin with.

This is fanboy nerd-talk. They'd never do any of that. People don't know who the fuck Carnage is and Sony has no Whedon's to make unheard-of villains worthwhile. ...and they're making a standalone Venom movie.

They need to have a trade setup. No gold, no selling, just trading. Gold spammers won't be a thing. Real life $ for items will be, but a lot of people are clamoring for that type of shit especially after RMAH shut down. I'm fairly certain still that trading will come out in some sort of...

Guildmate just got 9 different types of item in the same game. THE NERDZ: THEY KNOW NOTHING

You think that, but once you get the game-changer items, the 'perfecct roll' doesn't fucking matter. If you're melting stuff, you're melting stuff. I basically only need a Shard of Hate. If I get one with 600 dex and 1980 dps, it's going to still be an upgrade. If I get one with 2300dps and...

If shit was half the way people 'want' it to be no one would be playing for the last week or so because everyone would be done gearing. We already have people missing only 1 item basically quitting until major patch changes.

My group does T4-T5 rifts for like 8 hour increments. It'd be easy to debunk staying in the same game and getting 8 items per slot.

Re-read that shit like 3 times. Pretty sure it's all shit we could figure out looking at the fucking blizzard game guide. It's number of items per slot divided equally then 1/2 as likely for set items. Pretty doi. The WoW/SoH numbers are different which from experience seems accurate but...

Nicholas Spark's The Amazing Spiderman 2 5/10

I'm not going to lie. If Gamera popped up and tag-teamed TechnoZilla with Godzilla I'd probably shed a few tears.

Rawwrrr Rawwrrr Beep Boop Rawwwrrrrr Beep Beep RAwwwrrrrrr rawwrrrrrrr! (Chewbacca and R2D2 knock-knock joke cut scene)

MY BRAIN