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Fuck that shit. That happened to my sister too, she didn"t get the keys to the new property until a day or 2 after closing. When we went in there, I informed them that no way, no how was I walking outta closing without those fucking keys. Dealbreaker. I am not going to legally own a house that I...

Girls aren"t like that unfortunately. While most guys will maintain a bros before hos stance on shit, women will do whatever it takes to get what they want at that particular moment. If that includes fucking over their friends to get with a dude, they"ll do it. I forget which comic said it...

Maybe consider throwing google some cash for a paid ad at the top of their search engine? If you"re looking for a service you need done nowadays, you either sift thru the yellow pages, or you use google, depending on what you"re accustomed to. Just contracted some guys this week who only got the...

Shut the fuck up, you turd burglar. You haven"t contributed shit to this thread except one liners and stupid pictures of one liners.

His justification is that paying people a decent wage makes honest men work hard for it. And it seems to be working out for him. It"s the way it should be, not this "pay the lowest wage possible and hire an endless stream of shit to fill the revolving door" crap that"s become commonplace these...

Well, many years ago I worked with a dude who was pretty easily describable as a man slut. He"d fuck anything that moved. He had a girlfriend for several years at the time, and she was awesome as hell. She"d dyke out with other chicks in front of us on the couch while we were sitting around...

Yeah, Tarrant and I have already discussed the fact that this place is fucking balls for meeting people. Outside of work, I don"t think I"ve met anyone new in 15 years, partly because I work overnights, and partly because if you"re not into the bar scene, you"re hopelessly fucked. What are you...

Well, he"s right anyway. The definitely went to school together because that"s how this area is. Every suburb here pretty much just has 1 high school, and if you lived a certain town growing up with someone else, you went to school with them. Now, does it mean anything? Probably not. There"s...

I dunno about mate, but buddy works fine. Maybe we should get a movement going to bring matey back though.

Where did i fucking say that? I"m married, so I"ve only fucked one girl? I see where the mental disconnect lies with you idiots.

You wear girl pants, dude. Seriously.

Terrible advice. Divorce her before the kids come along. You"ll wish you did.

Takes a lotta energy to heat/cool a house vs an apartment. It"s all about how efficient you are with the space. Currently, since I"ve got a house that"s 3x the size my apt was, I"ve got several rooms where I just keep the doors shut and the vents closed in order to cut down on the amount I gotta...

What do you have to drop a check off at the title company for if you haven"t done an inspection or appraisal yet? The only time we brought money to the title company was for closing.

What are you talking about? You got guys who wanna feed their families, and an axe is 20 bucks. I think you"re set!

Time to start looking for a new job. That"s why you don"t date coworkers.

Why? Seems rather reasonable that you should ensure your employees aren"t cheating on their taxes.

Yeah yeah, heard it all before dickhead. My marriage will never last a year. Then 2 years. Then 3 years, then 5 years, then 10 years. Now it"s 20. Shit, by the time I"m 90, I"m sure to be single. Yeah, I fucking get it. You"re fucking wise beyond your years for knowing everything about everyone...

PM arkk for details on how to shit up every single thread on the board lately. Shut the fuck up. You"re like the Makata of every forum. At least he contains his retardation to WoW PvP threads for the most part.

Anyone file for and get their tax credit back yet? I"ve just been informed that because my wife works for the IRS, they"re going to audit us since she filed an amended return and they"re supposed to do their taxes right the first time. Doesn"t matter that all we"re claiming is an 8k credit...

I"d fucking dump her just because she types like a retard. You really wanna put up with that for the next 40 years?

Seriously. She paid someone for those? Can she get the money back?

Never gets any better either. Friday I asked mine if she wanted to stay in and watch a netflix movie, play some games, or go out and catch District 9 finally before it leaves theaters. You wouldda thought I was asking whether or not we should nuke Iran.

Eomer also makes upper 6 figures. Hard to feel sorry for him :P

That"s not crazy, it"s just back to sane. The median income in America is something like 25k, now people can actually afford fucking houses without having 2 people working 2 jobs for a run down piece of shit.

But dude, the other one was cuter.

Plan on everything you do taking twice as long as you think it will, and never assume anything was done right the first time. My house was built in 81, and had 2 owners prior to this. Original owners up until 2006, and then the people who got foreclosed on from 06 to 09. You can tell that the...

Yeah, close, except this wasn"t lube. Other than that, you"re spot on. Just like how spot on you are in the rest of this thread. Keep on knocking "em outta the park, tiger.

Been there, done that. Not Clamydia. Found out about uhhh, 7 years ago maybe that I"m allergic to spermicide, the straight stuff. We don"t much care for condoms, and were looking for alternatives to the pill. Everything was going good until about 30 minutes after, when I"m sitting at the...

If they do pass something like that, it"ll likely be retroactive. But, to be honest, there"s no reason to. Home sales are picking up, the market can correct itself from here on out. No reason to spend more federal money to keep it going. Don"t get me wrong, I"d take it, but if I was in...

Yeah, pretty much. Got laid last night, wanna know how much effort it took me? The effort to get up off the couch and walk to the bedroom. Got a blowjob on Saturday, got some anal on Sunday, I tell ya, it"s a brutal existence. Probably get laid tonight too. Don"t have to buy her anything, don"t...

Not even close, but thanks for being an expert on my marriage. I"ve been in a relationship for longer than pretty much anyone else around here, or in my circle of friends, but yeah, I don"t know what the fuck I"m doing.

And people wonder why I got married at 19. I found a woman who doesn"t play those kinds of games and locked her down right away. Yeah, been a rocky road, but reading this thread every day reminds me that having a stable piece for the last 10 years is far superior to this shit

I hope you know where the nearest Home Depot/Lowes is, and I hope it"s close. Mine is right down the street, and the only thing saving me from doubling the amount of time it takes to do shit. I gotta run down there easily 6 times a day on my days off. Wrong part, wrong tool, don"t have the...

You want kids? The woman who stays the same weight after kids is the genetic anomaly, doesn"t usually happen, and no way to tell beforehand. You"re rolling the dice no matter what.

Meh, it"s one person. If they really feel their property is worth more, let them sit on it until someone agrees with them. Like I said earlier in the thread, there was a house a block over that has been on the market for over a full year (Might be closer to 18 months now) for 250 or something in...

Well, not only that, but if you think women stay the same shape after 10/20/30 years, you"re disappointing yourself. If she"s not a hog, and you can talk to her without feeling like stabbing yourself in the face, and if she takes it in the ass, call it good, keep it rolling. Good chance the...

You wanna know the extensive application process to get into the magnet school? We had to fill out a form stating the child"s name, address, and birthday. Then we were accepted It"s pretty sweet really. The teachers seem to actually give a shit. During the summer one of them goes on...

Heh, got my kid into the elementary magnet school of arts and science, that place has some serious budget, set of guitars for music class, full fledged science lab, gigantic library. Sure beats the shit outta the crappy district I went to. I"m just happy doesn"t require a million dollar...

Could always make sure you put enough down to get under the 417k loan cap, and avoid the jumbo"s entirely. Just look in the 700-767 range instead. I know there might not be that 5th bathroom, but you"ll just have to adjust