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  1. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Here you go:
  2. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re obviously new here. It"s common knowledge that you don"t fuck on the first date. If you"re a real man, you sing each other songs, cuddle, rub your legs together, and finish with a baller fucking forehead kiss before driving home and not thinking about your ex-wife.
  3. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Go for it. Also, she"s a pint-sized 8? Pictures, bro.
  4. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You"re kind of like Fedor, except instead of posting animated .gifs in a thread about pictures, you"re posting about eating out other dudes" assholes in a thread about sex with women.
  5. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Or just stay the fuck away like we"ve all been saying.
  6. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know plenty of people that aren"t fans of piss and shit, but your wife is turned off by your own splooge? That sucks.
  7. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ... I was thinking of the same thing, though.
  8. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"d have to already be a single father, and this woman would have to be fucking amazing for me to consider raising her kid. Stay away from that nonsense.
  9. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Maybe these tranny bro-hunters work together and share potential targets with one another.
  10. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I shit from my asshole. It"s a pretty good feeling. I highly recommend it to everyone.
  11. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So, BRO, how hairy is T-Rex"s asshole? Does the form that shit into dreads? Post some pics to help those participating in No-Fapuary.
  12. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I was under the impression that a lot of Muslims completely removed their pubes (body hair as well maybe?), usually by waxing. Then again, if she"s looking to get boned by a good Christian like yourself, she probably isn"t practicing and might be rocking a bear downstairs.
  13. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Use an old pair of beard clippers on a zero gauge setting. No razor burn and you can let people you don"t like borrow your butt clippers on their face.
  14. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Sorry, I meant totes.com/sithstyle
  15. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m definitely showing up to the party if Salty and Rasputin are going.
  16. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Was she good at algebra?
  17. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She"s already told us about all the confident 40 year old divorcees that frequent Panera Bread looking for easy hipster liberal arts majors. It"s impressing no one.
  18. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Haha, awesome.
  19. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    People willingly hang out with Mippo? Serious question.
  20. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The Girls Who Broke Your English Thread
  21. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tyen, are you really settling for this bro"s sloppy seconds?
  22. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Nah bro, she wears a fake ring so the 40 year olds will lay off at Starbucks.
  23. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    They"re all tres busy.com, #jewnosedcuntbeast.
  24. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    A much easier to way to surpass Montana"s legend than getting 5 rings. He should"ve got on that shit sooner.
  25. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Tears of boredom with only 3 rings, clearly. "There"s something greater out there for me."
  26. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eli"s gonna choke, bro.
  27. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hence the "decent woman".
  28. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I read that as pillow farts at first.
  29. Drinsic

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Don"t give us this fool around nonsense. Did you fuck her or cuddlekiss her?
  30. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    I"ll get right on that.
  31. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    Wat. I understand most of this hipsterspeak that my fixie-fag friends use, but how did some French word slip its way in there?
  32. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    Olseon? Is that the Russian spelling?
  33. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    I was referring to your thin greasy hair and long beard actually. Now with unaltered pixels.
  34. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    RASPUTIN
  35. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    What, you don"t photoshop Charlize Theron"s face all over pictures of ripped dudes in $500 pairs of jeans or whatever the hell gets your rocks off?
  36. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    It most certainly is.
  37. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    This makes no sense.
  38. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    I would fuck that leather jacket before I fucked that bitch"s gimped up fattyfoot.
  39. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    FAT OFF
  40. Drinsic

    How hard would it be to fix this leather jacket?

    That fucking foot is disgusting, where have you been?