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Jennifer Anniston's character got me so hard in the first movie. She looks even more awesome in the trailer for the second one. I kinda want a spin off movie about just her, but only if they don't do some shitty character arc where she grows as a person or whatever. If there must be an arc...

If the Hitler paradox is a variant of the grandfather paradox, then logically, the answers must be the same. Fuck your grandmother.

What are my choices, red and blue? Red pill is sudafed. I do have allergy problems, but sinus medicine breaks my dick. Blue pill is viagra, that would probably break my wife's pussy. Then her jaw. Then her asshole. Neither sounds good. How about an orange flintstones vitamin? Is that...

Around here when you get called, you can go online and schedule your date. Maybe I should go to that website and try scheduling a time even without a summons. I can't remember if there was any kind of keycode to enter. I wonder if there's a strat that will land me on a grand jury.

Speaking of figuring things out months later .... I was once seeing a chick who I think wanted me to rape her. Woulda been a good story for this thread if I'd realized it while I was still seeing her. I saw her twice, both times I slept in her bed and we were both naked. Both times she told...

Clearing out my spam folder today. There were a number of them that tickled my pickle, but this was the best. Got it at least twice ---------- How are you sexy? Its me Adriana you remember me from Facebook? I saw your pictures today and you're CUTE! Imagine me giving you a massage and...

I wish I could volunteer for Jury duty. I've gotten summons for people who used to have my address, and I called up asking if I could take their place and got denied.

I would laugh my ass off too, but she better keep going. I don't stop licking when a chick farts.

KNOW Justice, KNOW Peace. Think about it brother CHAOS.

I laugh at these land beasts with the lunch specials. I assume the special is that you pay her $100 for the privilege of buying her lunch and watching her eat it. I'm sure they set a hard limit of no more than 10 of those a day.

Kinda forgot about it. Fucking DVR hasn't been recording them for some reason.

Had to rewatch it cause at the end I realized I hadn't been reading the crawl.

I love that the bucket started leaking where it hit the guy on the head. Pic somewhat related.

Fucking anonymous nets. When they weren't anonymous, I was a couple hundred in the positive.

Come to think of it, are kickbacks illegal if you're not doing government work? I guess they are if you don't report them as income, but I'm sure J49 is keeping that part of his business on the up and up.

He's a contractor or project manager of some sort, if I remember correctly. The kickbacks are as illegal as they sound. He mentioned them before in the GWBYH thread (BTW, have I thanked you for making your own thread?). But I didn't realize they were so small. Holy shit risking your job for...