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People ask why I keep driving the same truck I bought new 18 years ago. "uhh, because it turns out that not having a car payment for 13 years fucking kicks ass?" 240k miles. Yeah, it's got rust, yeah, some shit don't work anymore. Still fucking drives. What's the problem?

Yeah, I dunno...was obviously here when I bought in 2009, and my guess is that it was planted when the pool was put in in 91...which makes that tree 30 years old, and nothing. I don't even get flowers or nubs or anything that makes it look like it's trying to fruit. We had 2 plum trees growing...

Huh, I was told I have a Pear tree in my backyard when I moved in, I just took it at face value and never questioned it. It's been 12 years of living there now, and no pears. The way you guys are talking, this thing should have fruited by now. Are there male/female fruit trees? Maybe I need...

So, I get this shit in my youtube feed - a bunch of boomers doing a Writing on the Wall Maiden cover, and I'm sitting there thinking to myself "Why the fuck would I watch a bunch of boomers do a cover of a boomer band doing current material?" And I keep watching, and find out the reason. This...

Charley's had a shop at the Mall of America for a long time. They would always have a guy hanging over the fucking counter trying to shove food in your mouth as you walked by. I tried it once, wasn't bad, but the shop ain't there anymore, so I dunno what to tell ya!

I was a heavy soda drinker in high school. Dew mainly. That turned into Cherry Pepsi/Coke as an adult. When I stopped doing hard labor for a living, the calories started adding up. Diet sodas taste like horseshit, not interested in that, so a few years ago I switched to energy drinks. My...

I gave up caffeine entirely after a week in the hospital about 6 months ago. Turns out it just doesn't work for my stomach and haven't really been able to figure out what the root cause my long term problems have been. It's fucking weird not being on it. Did you know you just stay awake during...

Yeah, if you're gonna smoke, you gotta fill that thing up. This is starting to be a problem with my meat bill....

You ran out of pellets in 40°? And it's got a 30lb hopper? I put 40 lbs in mine at a time and smoked 2 weekends in a row in sub zero temps and I still have pellets in the hopper. Your shit sounds all fucked up.

Honestly, the whole show is a problem. I don't even own D+, haven't watched a single show on anything since Mando ended, figured I'd wait a few weeks to binge this a little bit, had a few days off and .... What the fuck? Why am I watching this shit? This is slower than the Walking Dead at the...

She will have garbage tattoos though.

Do you play that with the board at a 90 degree angle to the players?