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It's probably a scene that wasn't in the books aimed at getting non-book readers up to speed on who The Mountain is and what he's capable of. In the show he hasn't really done anything since chopping the horse's head off in season 1. Most show watchers will probably have forgotten who he is, let...

Pretty damn fat. She's really short--probably like 5 foot 3--and has to weigh in high 300s or more. To give you an idea of her weight, I can feel the floor of our 3rd floor office building shake when she enters and walks to her cubicle. My morning coffee vibrates with each of her steps like the...

I just spoke to her and apparently she ruptured her Achilles tendon. I'm not sure if that is a result of the fall or the cause of it. Maybe her stubby little legs and ankles could no longer support the enormous burden they had to bear every day.

A morbidly obese coworker of mine waddled off to the restroom this afternoon and shortly thereafter several employees started running past my cube. I came to find out that she fell over in the bathroom and couldn't get up. They ended up having to call paramedics because the force of her fall...

You only need a spotter if you're using barbells and doing an exercise that might crush you. If you're using appropriately heavy dumbbells you don't have anything to worry about.

First episode and Harrow already has 3 kills. I like where this season is going.

That's still better than half the shit that passes for games nowadays. *Edit* and it's less brown than Vanguard. *Edit again* So I decided to actually check out Cookie Clicker instead of just joking about it. I should have gone to sleep an hour and a half ago but just one...more...click!

Better yet don't waste your time on a machine. Grab some dumbbells and a bench.

Since I live near DC I don't have a ton of experience with hotels, but given the prices of everything else in the middle of the city, I can't imagine there are any cheap ones that you'd feel safe and comfortable in. Of course, that also depends on your definition of cheap. Your best bet is...

I don't mind when people do a circuit. There are a few regulars at my gym who do a circuit and hit 4 - 7 machines/benches/racks in a row. If they're doing this, however, they shouldn't mind having to wait a bit if one of their spots is occupied. If they get angry they're assholes. Also, I...

??? Hoard that shit like it's gold! Don't waste it on spoiled kids who won't even know the difference between the old and the new!

Absolutely. This is yet another reason I always bring a big towel with me. Any time I use a bench I drape the towel over the entire thing, which helps prevent my sweat from getting on the bench and protects me from other peoples' nastiness. I almost never use machines, so stuff like sweaty...

If I've already done a set on the machine/bench/whatever and stepped away, then I usually say something like "I was on here, mind if I finish my set?" That's assuming the person is just sitting there. If the person is actually doing an exercise I'll say something like "I was on here, mind if I...

He's that nice mulatto chap with a fancy hat. And no, you shouldn't care. Which teams are going to the Super Bowl this year?

If you're into sci-fi/fantasy and want a really great, really original, and really tightly-written mini series, check outThe Lost Room. It would have made a fantastic episodic TV show by nature of its story, in my opinion, but they limited it to a 3-episode mini series. Definitely worth a watch.

If you're not grunting (or making some kind of noise) then you're not lifting heavy. Bro, do you even lift?!

Primal Fear is a pretty good one. I like it because the twist isn't really unexpected, but it kept me guessing as to what was true and what was a lie throughout the movie.

Jell-O Jigglers in the shape of little Easter eggs. The combination of texture and shape really bothers me. Do you still own a camera or do you only use your phone for pictures nowadays?

I was just doing some reminiscing in another thread and I thought of a new rustle: bathrooms that have the toilet in a separate room. This isn't something we have a problem with in America (because we're not god damn savages) but overseas there is this weird tendency to put the sink in one...

The best piece of furniture for organizing clothing is a giant fucking pile of clothes in the corner of the room. You can sit on it in a pinch, too.

I've never understood why they named a clothing store with a term for third-world countries with shitty economies. They might as well have just named it "Sweatshop Depot" or something.

Fucking pro tip. Well done, sir. It pains me to think about all the delicious grease that has soaked into my paper plates, wasted.

Too greasy? Does not compute. I remember this kid back in elementary school who used to dab napkins on his pizza at lunch to get the grease off. I always thought he was crazy cause he was getting rid of the most delicious part! I think that might be one reason I really like the big chain...

After watching that abortion of a game last night, I feel a lot more confident that the Skins can win the division again.

The 1800EUR and expired passport were decoys to protect his real passport. Mission successful!

Sorry about your dissatisfaction with the current state of McDonaldland. I'll see what I can do, but ultimately I'm a slave to the masses. However, I truly believe that together we can enact this much needed change!

Considering I didn't quote you at all, why did you think my response was targeted at your post? Yes, I understood your reference. I was talking directly to Eomer and his assertion that her "teef are just a little messed up".

That's an interesting question. The thing I'd be worried about (and which you're probably worried about) is having my valid passport cancelled through some government drone fuckup, thus resulting in problems at the airport. As soon as you report a passport lost or stolen it is invalidated so...

They look fine to me, ignoring the slight yellowness (but that could just be the overall tint of the picture I suppose). You're approaching Seinfeld levels of nitpicking if you think her teeth don't look alright.

Dinklage always looks like a homeless person.

Isn't an abortion gone horribly wrong already, by default, a bad abortion? It seems redundant. I'm not normally one to nitpick things like this, but since this is The Back to School Thread I'd hate for someone to read your post and start writing redundancies such as "bad abortion gone...

I don't care how much money you save, a root canal will never tickle anyone's pickle.

"The Sting" Note that I'm talking about the old Robert Redford movie, because there is probably some shitty Syfy movie about a human-bee hybrid with the same name.

The only thing worse than this is when that guy gets paid more than you.

And now all the sad Ravens fans are blaming the Orioles for this hilariously bad loss. "They wouldn't let us open at home!!!"

To be fair, the Skins don't really play on natural grass. It's more like patches of dirt.

I liked Noodleface's racism better when it was highly passive aggressive.

In certain situations it makes sense. I bought one of the Asus gamer laptops back in 2009 because I knew I would be doing a lot of long-term, international traveling in the near future but I wanted to be able to game no matter where I was. It's the only thing that made a shitty week in...

I've never had a good experience on a Delta flight. Personally, I'm the opposite of Alex in that I always take the absolute cheapest flight possible, even if it means a long layover and/or shitty airline (thus me flying on Delta numerous times despite hating them). That said, I don't think...

Lagunitas makes good stuff all around.