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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They prolly made them have big heads ala Tony Hawk series of games. That's why Edmonton was called in, to fix that shit. I could honestly care less. It doesn't really matter to me whether or not somebody's facial animations are that great, just as long as the writing is, oh, I dunno at least...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yah, you prolly would'a gotten laughed out of the room. "lol wut? This is ME. We don't need none of your learnin', boy!"
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I was watching some streams of the MP, they looked fun. The people on the streams said that they were fun, but I'm not sure how good the staying power of it's gonna be. In ME3MP you had that over the counter grab, and all of a sudden you were back in it. Also in the game, there were big...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I've still got the pre-order thing. But if it turns out to have movement just like DAI, I'm returning this shit so fast it'll make your head swim. Plus, if they don't stop with all the bullshit psuedo-science stuff I'll be returning it as well. That's one the things that I love about Origin...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    And more proof that this is DA4 : The Mass Effect Inquisition. Lines of dialogue to note : "Alien gods" "Who ever heard of floating rocks?" "Just go with it!" "They have some kind'a weird cloaking tech." Sure, we have animals here that can disappear, it's called camouflage. But sure...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    And plus... Who the fuck is piloting the Nexus/Hyperion? Who hits something that they've never seen before and can't get a read on? "We have something out there... But we can't get a read on it!" "Fuckit, ramming speed. All ahead full. We're going in fuckin' hell or high water." Errr...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    My favorite part of this was when the guy was describing what I previously called the lake effect. Imagine you are in the middle of a lake. You start swimming to shore. For the first couple'a seconds you aren't really moving anywhere. You're more of a mesh of thrashing arms and legs until...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    We have mixed feelings about the first few hours of Mass Effect: Andromeda | PC Gamer And the shit continues to roll downhill. From that site : Tim Clark: Last week I wrote that I’d be fine if “Andromeda ends up being just quite a good Mass Effect game”, but today even that feels like a...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yah, I think the developers were too into this kind'a thinking to actually program a game.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Holy shit that game looks like a dumpster fire. omfg That part where they're talking to the asari and the turian back to back? That's fetch quests. Holy fucking god.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It truthfully makes me wonder if this isn't some keg frat guy's drunken dream. I'm surprised no dicks showed up as tattoos.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I agree that the asari are just horrid. It's like the actors are over emoting.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    You play with a controller? (I don't care if you're on console) If so, that's why. Talk to anybody that played that game on M+K, and they'll tell you all about how many times they had to jump to avoid a one foot rock that you couldn't run over. It was fucking ridiculous.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ugh. If you didn't see the twitch streams, go see the lead designer sucking. God this game looks like a big pile of dogshit right now. Holy fuck. Jumping puzzles just like in DAI. Ugh.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Fun. Jumping puzzles. Again. Just like in DAI.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    It's like they are teaching big girls how to be little boys. It's kind'a sad. "No, I'm in my fort. You can't hurt me."
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That's exactly what I said in my beta pre-Vanguard post. Just droned on and on for pages and pages and pages. I remember that night surprisingly well. I was drunk. I put up the lyrics to Little Conversations by Concrete Blonde and plus I think a quote from Worf from Star Trek. "He who talks...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I can just imagine the next four games. Saving the Salarian ark. Saving the Turian/quarian ark. Saving the... I dunno WTF the other ark is. But that one. And finally saving the Nexus. You've gotta get all of the people off! Which is just about as gay as it sounds. EDIT : Oh goody, the...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Right, and train to zone needs to be heard more often. And somebody who just died can see it just a split second when he zones in before something else comes along and crushes his skull again. I agree, it does have suck... But not in the way that EQ or even WoW (by the lolbros) did. The...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, let's add lolevels to this. lolevels = unneccassry levels. "lol, don't need it, don't even want it. Don't have space on my bar for it. Don't need it complete the game." Look at any DAI youtube video (or at least the majority of them). You'll see that the little icons have an arrow...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    That's what I'm thinking. The AVC table is, not just looks like, but it actually is Inquisition Perks pulled right off the shelf. Add to this the amount of crafting (*cough*grinding*cough*) you'd have to go through, both with the scanner and just picking stuff up, ugh.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Yeh, I'm not too thrilled by that one either. I've pre-ordered now about 3 times, cancelled it twice. Can't seem to make up my mind. I've just decided that if it's like DAI, it's like DAI. And I know not to trust BioWare. I swear, some neckbeard over at EA is just laughing his ass off right...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I think the one thing that should be staring all developers (at least in the MMO market right now) is the fact that hard work, not theory crafting, is all that's gonna work. Make a game where you compete for each mob and then have instanced raid zones. So that you finally feel as though you've...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I think that it's partially an industry problem fed off'a a player problem, creating a vortex, which is bringing the entire MMO problem to its knees. The industry problem is that it's asking the players what they want. The player's problem is that they don't know what they want. So the...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    What you're all describing is a game of ideas. While Brad might have those ideas, they can't be patented. So, it's just a matter of time before someone comes out with a better, cheaper, quicker, and cleaner version of what you had. It's what WoW did. Except WoW didn't go, "No, you know what...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    The main problem with this isn't really a generational thing, it's more of an emotional thing. "Do I feel like I have made an impact?" If it's sitting grinding out mobs with millenials? Nope. Millenials have their own way of doing things. Right or wrong, you can't deny them that. EDIT ...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Certain truths have to be established. The fact that certain gamers will burn through content like a pyromaniac with a stack of old newspapers and can of gasoline in front of him is one of them. That's just a fact. EQ was the first "successful" MMO (some would say Meridian59, but ehh). They...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Welp, guess we know where the money in the budget went.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Mass Effect: Andromeda Hands-On: 3 Hours of Spoiler-Free Impressions - IGN Taken from there. Beautiful. Not only are they going more towards the MMO genre, they are doubling down on WoW's success.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    New video's up. Wow dude. Check out that guy's shockwave. That must've taken 10hp off of the enemy.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    For me, I cancelled my pre-order after that shitty shitty gameplay reveal. It just seems like some console guy's wet dream + BioWare writing == instant money. Could be he's right. Course, it could also be that by the time we're thirty hours into it, we feel like blowing our own heads off...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Meh. I'm not overly thrilled by the trailer. The cover system? Meh, might as well not even have a cover system, as to have that weak ass shit. And I'm still wondering why Helius weapons (which are heat seeking, if you didn't notice that in the video) aren't heading for the hottest thing...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    If you actually look at her picture vs. what BioWare did, you'll find that not only are they not far off, it's that they're pretty spot on. The thing that really gets me (and I think it's what gets most people) is the eyes. They're like TWD eyes. I'll give anon that much credit. At least he...
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    The jowls are way too small. Neck, way too small, Nose, way too small. Chin, way too small. It doesn't even look like her picture. Sure, it resembles her picture. But 1 for 1 comparison? No way.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Meh, there are so many things wrong with that second pic. I'm not saying that BioWare are the masters of the universe when it comes to recreating actors, but.
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    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    The reason that they're doing it is because they don't wanna have an option whereas you'd just automatically choose the top left action. Another reason is because they don't wanna have stuff that is 'cut off'' from people who are playing that way, but just haven't gotten the requisite points yet.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That's not true. They also have the tentacle monsters. Which then screw both of the aforementioned groups.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    But we both know that will be instantly bastardized by the player base. Say you're correct. Let's say that they design an old fashioned EQ mob designed for EQ classes. It's designed for a mage to be in the party to have his pet off tank adds. The tank will get almost instantly killed if he...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Fuck, I wish Convo well as the one guy who'll be the entire QA team. Good luck man!