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ftfy Honestly though, stop Gurley, stop the Rams. Too easy to do when you can stack 8-9 guys near the line every down because you don't fear a downfield strike whatsoever. I wouldn't be shocked to see Goff starting by week 5, if I was guessing I'd assume we'll be 0-4 by then and Keenum will...

Well this settles it, Joe Flacco is elite as fuck.

So ppr, Sharpe or Fuller?

Riiight, because being a Patriots fan somehow makes you a football savant. Have patience with what fuck stick? Jeff Fisher? Getting blown out 28-0 by last years 29th ranked defense after having 7 months to prepare for it? Sorry man, my patience is fucking out.

Like we have our 1st round pick next year. I've been saying start Mannion, not Goff you mouth breather.

Yeah, have patience with Jeff Fisher. Some dumb mother fuckers around here.

Man if only they hadn't let Aikman and Manning get thrown to the wolves, just imagine how great they could have been!

You know we drafted a QB that looked pretty good in the preseason in the 3rd round last year. No, I expect us to trot out a journeyman QB that helped us to the dead last ranked passing offense in the league to come back and try again, and again. Fucking moron.

Jeff Fisher: Case Keenum is still the starting QB Jesus titty fucking Christ.

It's like they had the perfect way to use Austin figured out last year and they refuse to do it? I don't get it. That sweep option shit worked so much and would open up the field for everything else. But who cares, how can you start Case Keenum with a straight face?

At least your team is always fun to watch. This is just unbearable, wait all off-season for this.

Man, it's pretty hard to be the saddest looking team in week 1, but by god, I think Jeff Fisher has done it. At least I have fanta...oh Keenan Allen out for the year? Hahahahaha

Hey look at that, last ranked passing game with same guys as last year doesn't work. Shocking. Whelp, there is always next year.

Nice

Fuck anyone mad at Aaron Donald right now. Fuck this stupid team laying down 21-0 to start this season. I'm glad he threw his fucking helmet down. Fuck this game.

Fucking delusional.

Time for the Lambs to become uh...Rams? Rams win game 17-14.

I was predicting the Rams offense in chat!

7:35 PM - Daezuel: I'm calling 3 and out 7:35 PM - Daezuel: 2 runs to nowhere, 3rd down sack

So ONE run to Gurley and then on 2nd and 10 we're lining him out wide. Fucking faggots.

If ESPN was patriotic they wouldn't show those losers. ESPN hates America!

Tavon Austin hasn't played yet man!

Now he runs. hah

Is Cousins allergic to moving out of the pocket?

Antonia Brown has Dysentery?

Dancing I mean, of course.

Antonio Brown > DeAndre Hopkins.

Man, not even Rams fans give up on the season this early! (nah jk wake me up when they fire Jeff Fisher)

Fucking lol, better to be luck than good is the Steelers motto for this game.

2 receivers in the same area, both 1 yard short of the first down. Nice design guys.

Non donors can't chat.

STOP PICKING THE BALL UP AND FALL ON THE FUCKING THING.

Ben hasn't been very impressive thus far.

Cousins hasn't been very impressive thus far.

Mike Wallace on waivers too.

Is it too early to freak out about Devonta Freeman? I did one of those, oh now all the RB's are going and I remember him killing it last year in PPR. My RB situation blows, Devonta Freeman, Jonathan Stewart (kinda crappy in ppr), Arian Foster (had a decent game against seachickens), Spencer...

Lost your shot at the easy Goff joke.

Can only pick up FA's atm that haven't played in a game yet. Only really James White and Torrey Smith look interesting outta that list. Only sitting at #4 waiver spot, afraid I'm going to get beaten for dudes I'm looking at. My short list right now is Will Fuller and Theo Riddick.

A safety, hilarious!