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  1. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Checkmate.
  2. Daezuel

    RIP David Bowie

    Fuck this stupid planet. Fuck cancer. This is fucking awful.
  3. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    This site is choking harder than Blair Walsh.
  4. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Some quality defense going on here. Imagine if you had all those picks from the RG3 trade.
  5. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Called it!
  6. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hoyer strikes again!
  7. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Aaron Rodgers has a DS4 pad on his forehead!
  8. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Feels like this is the situation you actually do go for 2 this early.
  9. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    We have a game!
  10. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I meant butt cheeks. duh.
  11. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Managing the spread.
  12. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Aaron Rodgers scoring more commercials than points!
  13. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Game over. Does Mcfatnuts get fired now?
  14. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    USA USA USA!!
  15. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah, how long have you bengay?
  16. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Dem gloves.
  17. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So we're 4 games in and the only remotely good offense so far has come from the Chiefs?!
  18. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    ALMOST A HOYER BY KIRK "TARKINGTON" COUSINS!!!
  19. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He led the league in rushing. Your team didn't score a fucking TD today and missed an absolute gimmie. They didn't lose because of that fumble.
  20. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    He just saved the Skins 3 points by not spiking the ball prematurely!!
  21. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So if the Skins lose this game by 4 or less can we call what Jackson just did a DeSean from now on?
  22. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At least he didnt drop the ball for Green Bay to recover!!
  23. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Kinda looked like maybe the ball didnt cross.
  24. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Are you trying to jinx the Chiefs!?
  25. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Gotta think you run up the middle or run a screen instead of a straight drop back in that situation.
  26. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Yeah it'd be like Carl getting lipo and a "Brian Urlacher."
  27. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I thought he was talking about Cousins backup!
  28. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    House of Wild Cards, how clever Fox. Someone is gonna (dont click if you havent seen House of Cards)
  29. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You sure know a lot about the Vikings for a Lions fan.
  30. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh no...Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. Can we please just get the crowd noise for this game?
  31. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    57 degrees, damn, what is this pussy football weather?
  32. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Trade your best offensive player and you'll be back there again?
  33. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Who doesn't? If the Skins win today he gets to fuck Olivia Munn.
  34. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    YOU LIKE THAT!!
  35. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I think many kickers like kicking from the left side actually, but from that close I have to agree.
  36. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Best thing is I didn't even wake up until the 4th quarter. Perfect timing.
  37. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Carolina is gonna wreck Seattle right? Can they pull more shit out of their ass?
  38. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It's so cute they let the slow kids be mods around here.
  39. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I was about to suggest someone photoshop tophat Carroll onto Zimmer, what a turn of events. Ace Ventura 3 inc!