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  1. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't even know what's going on on offense. We went to Cook 3 straight times for -3 yards. On 3rd down we put him in the backfield in a 2 back split set and then all the pressure comes from the other side. Hey Rams, you might want to put the TE in the block fucking Kerrigan. Stop being...
  2. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    YOU'VE GOT TO CATCH THAT MOTHER FUCKER.
  3. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Well, this is gonna be a long day, Rams can't even get a first down. Even if the D picks it up they'll be too tired by the end of the game to do anything.
  4. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    How was he even available?
  5. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I mean, we're starting 2 rookies on the OL, our LT is a 2nd year guy that wasn't that good last year, or this year...and our OC is unproven. We can't even get a first down at this point. I like your chances.
  6. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Well, this is exactly why I'd never draft the Rams D if fantasy football. Same ol Lambs. It's almost like they're intentionally doing this to get to LA. It has to be intentional, right??
  7. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    The only time I've ever seen a Rams broadcast its been mushed mouth Marshall Faulk and Torry Holt talking about the good ol days and sounding high the entire game.
  8. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Laurinaitis has basically been abused this entire game. Our MLB is being hugely overrated when people call him average. I read a stat the other day that he's caused 1 forced fumble in his entire career. How is that even possible? I seriously want to know.
  9. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Wow, some awesome D there Rams. They're using Aaron Donald's greatness against him lol, both big runs he was in the backfield almost at the snap and ran right by.
  10. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Did you see James Laurinaitis sitting there on a block and doing nothing? How this guy gets a pass on his shitty play is beyond me.
  11. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Laurinaitis just plain sucks.
  12. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
  13. Daezuel

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    aaaaand they aren't coming today. Decided to call in to find out whats up, technician won't be able to make it today, you've been rescheduled for Monday. WELL FUCK YOU. FFS. Stop scheduling appointments you can't fucking keep. Once? Ok, 3 fucking times?
  14. Daezuel

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    So after having comcast for the past year @ 105 Mbps they upped my introductory rate to like $80 a month or some shit so I decided to look for alternatives. Oh look I can get fiber here, great right? Order Frontier Fios for $35 a month 30/30 locked in for 3 years plus they gave me a year of...
  15. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Zombie Rivers feeds on his children to survive. So basically, he'll be around forever.
  16. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You've got to be a real homer to think you should be favored in a divisional road game without your best recei...oh wait, Cowboys.
  17. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Pretty entertaining (for me), Seahawks reddit has had to have dolphin Donald on their side bar all week.
  18. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    At least if you're throwing it I think you're going for a FG and the win, a run play to me in that situation is playing for OT. If that's what you're doing I think you might as well kneel the ball and take your chances in OT.
  19. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Very unlikely to hit a 20 yard run on that and isn't Charles a fumbler anyways? That wasn't even his first of the night! Someone could get hurt on a meaningless play for one. Even if you got 20 yards off the play, you'd be on your own 40 and would be near 20 seconds to go and you'd have to...
  20. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That said, I would never have run the ball in that situation, a FG wins it and not enough time for Denver to get the ball back.
  21. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    On your own 20, with Denver's defense in a prevent, and you clearly playing for OT by running it off tackle? There are just way more bad things that can happen than good ones.
  22. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Like, why don't you just kneel the fucking ball if you aren't going to go for the win?
  23. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Called it.
  24. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    holy shit
  25. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    These lame ducks are just getting embarrassing at this point, even his best passes are barely making it there.
  26. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Manning is dunzo.
  27. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That Charles guy is pretty good.
  28. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Looks like we got another barnburner.
  29. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Found this gif of Aaron Donald playing the read option, made me chuckle.
  30. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    What's this have to do with your mother?
  31. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    You have a back like Adrian Peterson getting 3 yards a carry you keep giving him the ball until he breaks one imo. 10 carriers was retarded, it all started on that first drive after the FG block. 3 straight bad passes? What?
  32. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I don't know if I'd be more pissed about losing 20-3 or having to listen to that biased as shit announcing all night if I was a Vikings fan.
  33. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm confused, why is Berman acting like they've won 2 games? Who they playin next week?
  34. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bridgewater has looked like shit the entire game, overthrowing his receivers by 10 yards. 10 carries for AD is not gonna get it done. I thought they'd be better than this too. Gotta say, Hyde has been pretty damn impressive.
  35. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Pretty close! Just got the teams backwards.
  36. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    So Niners going 15-1 or 16-0?
  37. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Calm down Berman, they're beating the fucking Vikings.
  38. Daezuel

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Vikings children better hide under their beds tonight.