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You have to expect that you're going to get fired for a prank like that, but god damn it's funny.

Good way to piss off a drill sergeant was to fiddle with the way the hat was sitting on your head until it looked like a civil war era cap.

Because he's every bit as stupid as he accuses his wife of being.

I look forward to your rageposts when you don't get the ending you wanted and realize that it was a couple completely random ass things throughout the main story that seemed completely fucking trivial at the time but actually dictate the ending.

Yeah, it's always just been 'Cosmetics so who cares' and the cosmetic bullshit has steadily gotten more intrusive and more expensive, as they drive the microtransaction wedge deeper and deeper into full price games. You people are fucking simpletons.

Swear to god this *WHOOSH* was so powerful it actually left a measurable path of destruction on the EF scale.

Hey guys, would having nothing to lose change the way a person acts?

Ed (the owner of the company at the time) never gave half a shit about OSHA regulations and you'd probably shit yourself if you saw some of the shit they did without any kind of safety measures at all.

I mean my dad managed to break both elbows, his nose, and crack a couple ribs falling through a roof many years ago. They were salvaging insulation from the roof of a k-mart when he backed into a hole that firefighters had cut during practice in the building. Fell 20-30 feet and had to stagger...

I had to run this back and forth in my head several times before it finally processed because it sounds so ludicrous. The dude cut off the flooring he was STANDING ON and fell to his death?

There's nothing necessarily wrong with using a truck to pull a stump. Using a truck to pull a stump without doing any prep work on the stump/ground around the stump first is fucking retarded.

Talk about a disappointment, I was really expecting more Truck failures.

Boy was I shocked as fuck to see Kacy's name when I clicked on this thread. It's good to see her doing something, because she's such a goddamn midget (4'11 95 pounds) that she really hasn't had a future in American Ninja Warrior for quite a while. Just hope that same midgetude doesn't hamper...

My point in summing up their injuries is wondering who the fuck beat their asses that bad AFTER they'd already hooked back up with Magneto? Presumably they wouldn't have run to Magneto for help until after Jean and/or the Shi'ar handed out a beatdown, so who the hell managed to kick the shit out...

I had racked up 450 hours on VT 1 when I finally uninstalled it. 166 hours on VT 2 and no real inclination to reinstall even though I uninstalled back in July.

If I could murder everyone planning on paying any amount of money for this, I would.

looks like they all got their asses beat, Storm almost got choked to death, and Beast is pushing Magneto in a wheelchair for some reason.

Sinus infection symptoms are usually pretty distinct and easy to tell apart from a cold. Unless you had a cold and then developed a sinus infection.

The cops arresting him for theft?

Where'd you learn how to paint fingernails you goddamn cretin

I imagine cross-continent poaching makes it a bit trickier. Or at least more expensive.

At least he'll have one worthwhile accomplishment in his life.

The Patriots are a who's who of extremely talented but probably not quite Hall of Fame level players. In fact I'm betting 10-20 years from now, the lack of HoF inductees from their Super Bowl rosters will be one of the things that makes the Patriots legacy even more ridiculous.

Not to mention the wide assortment of garb from all across Africa strongly suggests that before they became isolationists, they were aggressive conquerors and slave traders.

That's weird because I wanted to shoot you after I saw it.

Calling this movie middle of the road is being somewhat generous. and by somewhat I mean what the fuck movie did you guys watch?

buttfumble, although that wasn't a left tackle

As long as the number of challenges remain limited, it doesn't seem like expanding the scope of what can be challenged is going to affect much in the long run.

Reading isn't one of your strengths, is it?

The Packers have like 13 pre-merger championships, I didn't mention them all. I only mentioned the ones from the Lombardi era because that continued into the first two Super Bowls, and 5 league championships in 7 years, 2 of which were Super Bowl wins, is a dominant franchise no matter how you...

Also wouldn't be an issue if that dumbass defender had just turned around and played the ball for an easy interception instead of blasting the receiver. The pass was terrible, and one could almost argue uncatchable by virtue of where the defender was, although I'm sure that's nowhere near the...

Or just use screws instead of nails in the first place, but yes pre-drilling is ideal. Hell with as much work as has been put into that thing, i'd pre-drill whether i was using screws or nails, unless the screws were tiny.

that makes him a child pornographer

Have to go back pretty far, but the Lombardi Packers won 5 league championships in 7 years, including the first two Super Bowls.

I have mixed feelings about this because I like Shuri from the comics but MCU Shuri is horribly written and completely insufferable. And she wouldn't need his mentoring because her superior Kangz DNA makes her better than him in every way.