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I got bit by an unvaccinated cat once, ironically as I was carrying it to to be vaccinated. Instead of chopping its head off we just gave it back to the shelter to go into isolation for 10 days. I got a deep tissue infection for my troubles, middle finger swelled up to almost triple size and i...

I hate to sound like a lifetime movie, but did the vacation thing stop because you actually don't have time anymore, or because you aren't choosing to make time for it?

I still say the prophecy is about Meetra Surik, and while she isn't canon anymore, afaik neither is the book where the actual text of the prophecy comes from.

When has anyone cared about the opinion of George Lucas with regards to Star Wars?

Or spritz him with a water bottle until he learns to stop throwing a fit every morning.

This is when cats are the awesomest.

Didn't realize AoA Iceman was a bad guy, now I feel even better about using his costume in MH, even if he did end up going out like a bitch.

Eh, the main argument for Ysera is the much harder to deal with bodies. Dream cards are no less random than random legendaries.

Nope. It only counts as a pass if you actually have to make a successful pass check. You can manually force a pass even when you're in handoff range, but if you botch the roll your pass scatters like normal.

Well, Gormok is shit but the other TGT legends are even more shit. Although I'd put Paletress on the list, the latest trend on the asian server is to swap Ysera out for Paletress in Dragon Priest and it will undoubtedly spread to EU and NA too.

The wife AND the study buddy obviously.

Lol I didn't say to tell her all that, but I'll concede the point and just give Wormie the benefit of the doubt that he's not gonna let the infatuation travel from his head down to his dick.

I mean I sorta figured, but if relationships can survive actual cheating, surely they can survive a husband admitting there is a temptation in his life and asking his wife for help resisting it. I mean Blazin's marriage survived his wife finding out he was doing the whole 'emotional cheating'...

Fuck dude. I was gonna post a fullretard.jpg but I guess that isn't really fair if you did all the schedule stuff before you fell for this chick. Maybe you need to talk to this chick, lead the conversation in the direction of the way you two act towards one another, and then unequivocally say...

Call in and drop the class right now. Not joking.

It was a decent any hero unique when it first came out, now it's obsolete like pretty much every other any-hero.

Maybe go home tonight and rail your wife like it's your last night on earth. Or wait til she has a day off the next morning so you can really take her on an all expenses paid luxury trip to poundtown. As someone who has been prone to roller coaster infatuations most of his life, I'm guessing...

BB1 was so half-assed and shoddy that the only way I could imagine myself playing BB2 was if I got it for free, and even then I wouldn't be terribly enthused.

Maybe you should just be glad that someone cares enough to make sure you aren't dead even if it's just the crisis line or your counselor you fucking ingrate. That's more than a lot of people have.

Sounds like you've just got the 7(+2) year itch. But yeah, if you don't want to to gradually slide down to slope into cheating on your wife, you probably have to stop talking to this chick. Or at least talk to her directly about it to give her the out of 'you were just misreading me, i wasnt...

The Jedi aren't really good guys. They just fight people who are unquestionably bad guys.

Didn't realize Azog was Deathstroke.

The Sith are only one specific philosophy of Dark Side use, granted the most aggressive and dominant one. Hell, the Order of the Sith Lords, meaning the people who followed after Darth Bane imposed the Rule of Two, were just one specific Sith philosophy. The Order of the Sith Lords replaced the...

Christ now I see why you can't even joke about it, because it still ends up going on for half a page. :-/

If it was anyone else I'd think it was just a coincidence or accident. Since it's Suh, it was obviously attempted murder. Someone call the cops.

Lol, I had no intention of taking it any farther than that original post of the vitamin e picture, but then Keg made a post talking about how he cheats on every girlfriend he has, and he doesn't want a wife holding him back, and it all seemed so in line with the philosophy that shall not be...

Nothing personal bro, just felt like parachuting into the thread to take some shots at the first people I saw and the Cowboys fans were out in force.

The sith teachings weren't lost. Palpatine may not have taken Lumiya as an apprentice, but she was tutored by both Palpatine and Vader, so the Order of the Sith Lords may have hiccuped with Palpatine and Vader's deaths above Endor, but it endured with Darth Lumiya. She took two apprentices, both...

Chosen One - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki The wiki page citeshttp://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Jedi_Path:_A_Manual_for_Students_of_the_Force_ (real-life_book)as the source of the prophecy.

Or maybe it was just a stupid prophecy that wasn't even about Anakin. Maybe Shmi lied about her immaculate conception because she didn't want to admit she had no idea who the father was because of how often she was raped as a slave. Maybe Qui-gon was retarded and there was no vergence centered...

Hmmmm

So he won't be making catches on the sidelines instead of not making catches on the field?

Maybe if he was a good QB, he wouldn't behind in the final minutes of so many games.

I think the problem is they wrote the fight scene and then couldn't think of a good way for Obi-Wan to win, so they just did that stupid high ground bullshit. Think I've posted this before but instead of trying to jump over Obi-Wan, he should have just been jumping for a ledge or something...

The irony here being that cops shoot dogs that don't deserve it and don't shoot dogs that do deserve it. Any medium to large breed dog acting aggressively with no owner in sight SHOULD be shot.

How is that different from topdecking a clutch wrath or your last combo piece when you're facing lethal damage the next turn in MtG?

Sounds like you're already married to the Vitamin E lifestyle. Unless you're rich enough to afford a trophy wife that doesn't care who you fuck, you're never going to have children on purpose.

You should be cautious about calling someone dumb when you read the phrase "artillery and airstrikes can't capture objectives intact" and somehow come away thinking I said you rely on arty and air support to do the job. I said the EXACT OPPOSITE. You're so desperate to take offense here and talk...

Uh, by saying that I want to see how they perform when held to the same standards, aren't I tacitly acknowledging that they currently aren't held to the same standards? I know the PFT standards are different. I'm saying if a woman wants to serve in the infantry, she should have to pass at the...