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Being a jackass aside, I'm actually completely underwhelmed by everything I've seen out of the gen so far. I mean yes, it does look (slightly) better, but this is the best they have to offer after 8 fucking years? 4 year old PC graphics? I was really expecting a bigger leap in graphics than...

Next gen is a lie. Spend your 400$ on a video card/wait for Steambox.

2500 games, jesus fuck how do you have the patience for it man. I've got like ~200 ranked games in this season and that was about all I could handle.

There's an element of it in every ccg, but it's more pronounced in HS because of how simple the game is.

It's mostly true. They are the safest anyway. Most of their really top tier cards are common and you'll see multiples in drafts (flamestrike, truesilver, fireball, mind control, northsire, blessing of kings, etc etc), their hero powers are SUPER awesome in draft, etc. Warriors are warlocks both...

How do they have sex? Like, in a logistical sense, how does it actually happen?

Mobas are pretty crushingly brutal to get started in, especially for people who are new to the genre as a whole. Pretty sure that's the issue Blizzard is looking to fix with this, and it'll probably work to some extent, especially with team xp and no gold, but whether that leaves enough of a...

Venture Co. is close to my highest priority pick in arenas for sure. Constructed I often find I just don't have room for him.

Sutkeh long-time hater of league for no apparent reason, so don't mind him.

From the sound of I don't know if it's really going to compete with either league or dota, as it isn't really a moba. I'm sure there will be erosion from both because blizzard, but if anything it sounds like a standalone alterac valley.

Pass lol? What are you smoking. It's the biggest game in the world by a large margin.

Those casters make everything great. Longest/worst/most boring match in dota history made hilarious by them:

nice barb wire, bro

Sounds like a massive user base at launch with like a 10% retention rate over the next few months.

Yes, that tends to be the consequence of increasing the mana cost to 10 Northshire clerics needs to cost 2 mana.

Blizzard has a pretty shitty record with any kind of e-sports promotion thus far, any SC2 fans can tell you that. Curious to see if they will actually do anything better in that regard with this thing. Game-wise, it'll instantly hit millions of players because it's likely to be free and it's...

I've got 9 wins with everyone now except warlock. Best I've managed so far is 5. Can't tell if I'm doing something wrong or warlocks are just awful =\

Yea it's basically DOA. Art style might as well be League, uninspired character design everywhere, no previous IP/loyalty to back it (also, EA). It did have a couple neat ideas with character roles, where you can pick and chose how you want to gain gold (focus on minion farm, champ kills, or...

How you doin'?

Blaming Morello is the safe bet. That fuck is the fucking milquetoast of balance and won't be happy until everything in the game is completely homogenized to within 5% of everything else. Lolz there has to be COUNTERPLAY, otherwise it's just a TOXIC ability that players can't use any COUNTERPLAY...

AD Sion is best champ in the game if you're smurfing or playing with new friends or whatevs. Hydra + Sion ult is the most lulzy shit the game has to offer.

Dead Rising 30fps 720p Next gen my ass.

Here's the Riven guide most use if you're looking to pick her up:

When the fuck will microsoft ever learn that is never, under any fucking circumstances, okay to reboot a computer without express user approval. Fucking christ almighty I'm so rustled right now.

Google will not fucking take my order out of pending, bunch of cunts. The charge has been on my CC since friday, but no goddamn changes at all on their end -_-

How the fuck did you beat vangogh beard

Welcome to arenas son. I'm 7 tries with paladin and have seen 0 truesilvers still. Just gotta learn to make it work without some of the key cards.

Game is too shallow to really take constructed seriously at this point.

Boooooooring.

The game is not MTG and never will be. It's super casual/shallow by design and will stay that way in all likelihood. The no instants/interaction during opponents turn is also by design because it allows it to flow better and feel smoother. If you're ever played MTGO you know how retarded and...

I've done 12 now with a friend. So far it's mostly all crap. Panda teemo, badger teemo, crab urgot, barbarian sion, etc etc. Only thing of note was Nutcracko.

No really, Morello is just a smarmy cunt about everything he says, and the term "counterplay" is just his bullshit buzz word for nerfing everything he doesn't like. Which is his prerogative or whatever, but everything he posts on the league forums comes across as cunty.

Stick with the shadow, or for maximum awesome go for a full beard.

I'm on my 2nd account now as my previous one was a shared thing between a bunch of friends. Don't know if this applies to a lot of others, but now that's actually on my battle.net account I'm just burning through my ~200$ worth of blizzard fun bucks from botting gold in Diablo 3, so it's all...

Meanwhile, Olaf.

Morello is such a cunt, I don't know why they let him talk to the public.

Over the half dozen or ao Paladin drafts I've done (not a huge fan of it really) I've never once seen a truesilver champion. 2 Ashbringers, but no champions ever.

Priest is pretty fucking stupid right now for sure. Northshire cleric is gonna get kicked in the dick next patch I'd wager, and I wouldn't be surprised to see Lightspawn lose a health. Inner Fire to 3 mana is also very possible.

Goddamnit Google, why has my order been "pending" since Friday. You seemed to charge my card just fine, why phone no ship =(

Still a ways to go homie. Though at least it's finding you some other ladyboys?