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  1. Hoss

    Dating

    There's nothing wrong with a sample full of strippers.
  2. Hoss

    Dating

    Except in this case you're the green haired moldy locks chanting ACAB. I'm not even sure what you're suggesting. That I know no women? That I only know 1 token woman?
  3. Hoss

    Dating

    Definitely give it a few dates. I've had girls grow on me because of their personality.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    God, I hate reddit. Can I seek out a woman with aids and fuck her instead? I mean, if I'm going to get aids, I might as well enjoy it. I have to give UPS some credit though. When I redirect with Fedex it always takes days. They say it will take 1-2 days and they'll send me a text when...
  5. Hoss

    Dating

    I don't know wha'ts funnier. That you think women know what they want, or that they would tell you. I was also going to tell you to stop using tinder if you don't want hookups, but that's already been said. I used ehamony and had good luck. I think paying for the service weeds out the people...
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Explain to her that Uncle Sam needs people who speak russian to fight the russians.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Since when? I've had at least 2 fedex packages diverted to a pickup location in the past year. No extra charge and while I don't remember how I did it, I know it wasn't a pain in the ass. I also don't think I have account with them. They text me updates and I'm pretty sure I clicked a link...
  8. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Goddamn Fucking UPS. I ordered some liquor so a signature is required. Fine, that's not their fault. But they come to deliver and claim I'm not home when I am. I'll give them a pass because I was in the shop. It's possible they knocked, but they didn't look very hard is all I'm saying...
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Did they trailer their bikes into town or ride them in?