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People who willingly install apps on their personal devices to order fast food - you're going on the list too Look, folks, this list is getting so long its becoming kind of unwieldly. We're gonna have to kick this off soon cause I'm getting sick of carrying this thing around

Imagine believing any of these statements are true. Kids, this is what happens when you eat beans for breakfast and call mashed potatoes and sausages a "dish". British cuisine, not even once

This "they/them" as a singular rustles my jimmies more than almost anything else about the LGBTQ bullshit movement. "Them" is fucking plural you assholes. The only case where I can see making an exception would be for dissociative identity disorder. Still crazy, but at least the pronoun...

Unexpectedly is such a funny word. In grade school, kids would try to avoid embarrassment by claiming "I meant to do that!" For some reason when those same kids grow up they try avoid embarrassment by claiming the exact opposite. "I had no idea this was coming!" Which always raises the...

I dunno man, we have people on this page of the thread unironically talking about what acoutrements they use for jerking off like thats normal For an intact man, all thats needed is to reach down and take care of business Nobody said it was an absolute ban

You can't leave WoT out of that list. Its the current benchmark for destroying an IP through wokeness. Sitting here right now, its hard to imagine anything will be worse than that. But Clownworld knows no limits; one of them will reach unknown new heights of Woke. My money's on LOTR but it...

VIX below 20, PCC at 0.67, smells like April 4th

I mean, it was literally one of the stated reasons for promoting circumcision outside the Jewish community, that it inhibits masturbation.

American the absolute best cheese there is for burgers, grilled cheese, and queso. It is known.

Got an old school jimmy rustle for you today, about driving on the highway. You're driving down the highway and need a fast food place or gas station. Fortunately for you, the state has posted signs marking the exits that have gas stations or fast food places at them. How convenient...

Oh neat, a reimagining of a classic story about a white male hero, but this time with a twist - she's female, black, and sassy I wonder if this will be any good

I mean, otherwise you're not gonna enjoy much over the next few years so I guess get used to it? Fuck that, I didnt even read the comics but I learned the blackwashing lesson long ago. Any production that ignores the source material for casting will also ignore the source material for other...

Thats genius, convert the cheddar cheese into American cheese while making the sauce. I've gotta try it.

We loved the first couple seasons. Its over now, fucking unwatchable. Sad Really, spare yourself, its that bad

I'm balls deep in inverse ETFs, don't get me wrong, theres no doubt in my mind we've got another leg down. But as far as I can see, almost every piece of extremely bad news this year has been followed by a flat or green day. I don't pretend to know why that is, unlike just about every market...

Anyone still expecting surprising bad news to cause the market to tank hasnt paid a minute of attention in 2022. China could announce theyre launching nukes in 5 minutes at the start of the bell and we'd either see a flat day or rocket to ATH that same day. Equal probability of both outcomes...

Hey you fucking idiots? asked and answered CHICKEN SANDWICH

Oh look, another third world website full of CHICKEN SANDWICHES and no burgers anywhere You guys are bad at this

Youre a bad person. I went to that third world website. Literally not one burger is listed anywhere. They do show a bunch of CHICKEN SANDWICHES though. Is this a google translate problem or something, I assume?

Well if I call sushi a Filet-O-Fish it doesnt make it a fucking Filet-O-Fish Chicken Sandwich

How many families did you have in the car with you?

I just searched the KFC website; they don't list any burgers, only chicken sandwiches. Not this again

Great workaround, I hadnt thought of that, thanks!

Of course, I guess I was unclear in my post. I understand that the different lots were bought at different prices. The question is how to turn that nonsense off for cost basis and profit calculations. Whether one prefers to track cost basis that way or not (I think it is absolutely nuts but...

Question about trading interfaces. I'm on Fidelity but this may be a more general issue. TLDR: Why is the calculation of cost basis all fucked up when you buy shares over multiple days? Say I buy 100 shares at $100, then a week later buy another 100 shares at $50. My real cost basis is now...

We tried this and my wife is into it so we kept going. I will watch almost anything with time travel at least once. The first episode is pure cringe for at least the first half. the introduction of the main group - so fucking over the top. Three minorities and a token poor white girl, and they...

I dunno why no one is mentioning the 300 lb gorilla in the room Reddit is inherently fucked up because of the "sort by best" option. Yes you can sort your own view by new (like any sensible person) but you can't force everyone else to sort it that way. It is the entire root of the problem...

That seems likely since the market is goddam retarded The Taiwan invasion occurs a week or so after Nancy leaves, with China citing her "foreign interference" as the reason. Why do people think they asked her to visit? Or are people imagining this is the first action Pelosi has taken in a...

I mean, I think theyve had people say that, but I don't think it was ever actually established that its true. How would a human being know the difference between an uncountably high number and infinity? The infinity complaints are easily resolved by saying no, its really just a huge number of...

I don't know what youre failure in reading comprehension is. Neither gay stuff nor orgy talk is appropriate for kids. I was saying, its good that the gay stuff was minimal, but bad that they had to talk about orgies again. Fuckin A how did I get baited into discussing standards of decency with...

Saw this with the kids. The gay stuff wasnt as bad as expected. It really was two throw away scenes - a dumb conversation between blackvalkyrie and korg, then a dumb scene with korg and his new boyfriend. They didnt dwell on it nor did it matter at all. If gays were looking for...

I don't get the reasoning though - arent the rate hikes intended specifically to fight inflation? So shouldnt accelerating inflation signal that the Fed will have to hike harder? I mean who knows, its starting to sound like that scene in the princess bride, but we don't have any Iocane powder

https://www.rutgers.edu/news/early-exposure-antibiotics-can-cause-permanent-asthma-and-allergies The correlation has been known for a while but this study claims to demonstrate that its a causal link.

Inflation higher than expected and accelerating according to data released today. Two quarters of negative GDP according to data released yesterday. this is fine. jpeg

If this year has taught me anything, its that no matter what happens in the world or the market, there is a bigass group of people who think its bullish for stocks. And will probably chime in right after my post explaining why yes this is bullish and today is obviously the day to buy. The thing...

WTF, RDBX? No big deal, just +80% in like an hour

Well now that the WH has officially said even if we get two quarters of negative GDP thats not a recession... we'll literally have another recession again. Is there anything Biden *can't* do?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11044465/Who-Sergey-Brins-wife-Nicole-Shanahan-woman-center-alleged-Elon-Musk-affair.html When I read news like this I get so frustrated There is a fascinating story here and no one is asking questions about it or digging into it, they ignore it and talk...

What? Fuck Beth; she got what she deserves Jamie's a cunt but she deserved what he did.