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  1. Noodleface

    Car ?'s

    My headlights are still really shit. I'm sure something is broken but I'm not sure what. I gave up trying to diagnose it
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    Car ?'s

    I'm surprised you change brake lights that often. I've had my wife's car for 9 years and replaced a single.brake light
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    Weight Loss Thread

    You sonovabitch
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Kid said tonight "wow daddy your belly is so big I bet theres a baby in there" -_-
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    Path of Exile

    Listen here your sonovabitch
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I probably wouldn't waste my time (at 35) trying to force a relationship with a 23 year old with a kid. It sounds like more work than it's worth. If you're just in it for sex, more power to you my man.
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    Path of Exile

    Still.enjoying my sceptre build. Only level 60 but so far bosses are absolutely a joke. I haven't transitioned into full sceptre yet (still keeping my zombies for a defensive front line) but once I get my act 8 pets that's probably it. Have 5 sceptres, 10 zombies, 27ish skeletons when I need...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Why not ? Buffalo sauce on pizza is pretty good. Talked about it before but worked with a guy that made his own can of ground ghost pepper and put it on his lunch every day no matter what it WAS
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Bacon king. Everyone here loves it
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Khane paid for 5 accounts so he's 500% to blame
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    QA hahhahaahhahahaha
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Mmm spit
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Let's not get caught up in the weeds here. Let's face it, theyve got like one guy working on pet battles. WHAT THE FUCK are the other 1000 wow devs doing all day? WHAT WERE THE HOTS, OVERWATCH, D3 DEVS DOING ALL DAY? does anyone even fucking work at this company anymore?
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's govt work so of course At my.previous positions.......
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I hate onion rings but I'll eat the single baggler from BK every time and love it.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Was told today I can work unlimited overtime and also I'm looking at more travel consistently going to the cornfield ship in new jersey. Such a different from my last team where everyday I wasn't sure I had a full days contract to charge
  17. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    That's what I was thinking but couldn't find the setting
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Problem with my new PS4. If I turn off the TV and PS4 somehow goes to sleep I'm not able to wake it - just a black screen. Anyone had this happen
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    Parent Thread

    Agreed
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    Parent Thread

    There was a time when we didn't do pussy shit bannings
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Start documenting every request you receive along with what work you do and what roadblocks you encounter. Have evidence in case he tries to pull some shit At this point I'd just look for a new job (you are, I know - just in general)
  22. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Well for me I always had pretty rock hard boners even into my early thirties. It's just been the past couple years it's been declining. Definitely physical issue in my case but probably not for you
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    Health Problems

    The Cockmancer
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    Health Problems

    @iannis she does indeed charge separately.
  25. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Need to give an update on my dick problem. Kids have been sick, wife's been sick, so not much going on until today. I took the first set of pills and gave it a whirl. Jesus fucking Christ. I felt like I was 13 again with a diamond cutter. It felt almost unnaturally hard. Needless to say...
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    Parent Thread

    What you pulling in per year contracting? Always thought about doing it
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    Parent Thread

    Dude are you fucking drunk
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    Health Problems

    Dental insurance is so weird. My wife and I were going to have similar procedures done and they charged her a few hundred more than me because I was the primary on the insurance. I didn't even know places coule charge based on that. Additionally my vision insurance actually worked at the shitty...
  29. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Vinen what are your thoughts
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    Parent Thread

    Do the ropes really bother you? I'd have a hard time telling an artist to remove something so insignificant
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    Parent Thread

    I'm not talking about now. It would suck for him to learn behavior like that and hit someone wrong and paralyze or kill them
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    Parent Thread

    Looks like assault to me. Just saying man you might want to be careful with that. Seems like he learned beating someone's ass was ok but didn't learn about self defense
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    FOH2 Porno Boogaloo

    The first was the worst porno I ever watched. Yes. I jerked off to it. But I was weirded out the whole time
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    Parent Thread

    Proud for the first story but I need some context on round 2. Sounds like he just beat them up.for picking on someone
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    Parent Thread

    I am not going to tell my wife but I'm going to tell my kids if a bully starts picking on them just punch them in the face first. Let's see how this turns out. I was never bullied due to my size and social circle beyond a single kid who I beat the fuck out of, I don't think anyone messed...
  36. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    That reminded me that my kid pulled some of that reincarnation stuff the other day. "Daddy when I was older in highschool and my car crashed ..." uh wut He's also learning a lot of wonderful things at preschool. He's raised his gifts at his brother and shook them like he was ready to punch...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't think that's always true. And double or triple pointers still fuck me up
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    In school I thought c/c++ was hard and easy to fuck yourself but I've been writing both professionally for 6 years or so and it's just what I know now. I felt so powerless when I learned java
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    Path of Exile

    Yeah just casually picked up a 7% quality because it was same price as 1%s. The build calls to use vaal skeles so I'll keep an eye out for higher quality