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  1. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    GoT producers needed to free up some cash for more CGI in the final seasons. Solution: Kill everyone.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Sam when he sells his fancy sword.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I just assumed it wasn't normally "publicly accessible", but only made so for this event to take place.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe if you're fat and lazy it is!
  5. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    They have all the right parts.
  6. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anal is one of the few reasons I still get up in the morning.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The Night's Watch being all black is actually pretty stupid when you think about how they do most of their battles and missions north of the wall, where it's full of white snow. They must stand out like a sore thumb up there.
  8. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Awesome episode, except for the fact that when the Sept of Baelor blew up, it made me think of Astrocreep and ruined my immersion.
  9. Soygen

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Honestly, I would just read the wikis for part 1 and 2. Part 3 is leagues ahead of both of them, in my opinion. Part 1 is very rough. Part 2 was better, but still quite dated at this point.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You guys have PTSD - Post Traumatic Snapped Dick.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm strictly talking about the side/spoon bang position. The neck thing might not work on chicks who have been abused, so if your girl has a history like that, you may want to avoid that(much like Eomer's ex is now damaged goods after he pulled aGrondon her).
  12. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    God gave you two arms to hold a woman by her neck, man!
  13. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You use your forearms to stabilize her upper body while holding her by the neck.
  14. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Did you witness the damaged asshole or only what she told you?
  15. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I know some of these words. You're not only using your thrust, but pulling her down onto you with your hands each thrust. She's like a giant fleshlight in this position. Don't overthink it like an engineer. Just bang bang bang.
  16. Soygen

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Vinyard gifted me Shower With Your Dad Simulator.
  17. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Seriously, it would have to be just the perfect angle to accidentally hole-in-one that shit on a missed thrust. Honestly, her bleeding and crying may have been the best outcome. A broke dick is nothing to laugh at.
  18. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you put your hands around her throat for leverage, you can really put a lot of power out through your pelvis.
  19. Soygen

    Preacher

    Yeah, I'm loving it, but have had a few people I suggested it to come back and say they just didn't dig it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One of the better features, to be honest.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've never heard it, but I want to believe it's a thing. Frenzied loves them fake titties though.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Y'all ain't got a tetanus fetish?!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you calling me a titty?
  24. Soygen

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Yes, you should play it on PC instead.
  25. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It's Jeff* you fucking idiots.
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    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    I try to put as little time in as possible. Isn't the point of salary?
  27. Soygen

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lots of big tittied Asians...in porn.
  28. Soygen

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Almost nobody in my circle of friends knows wtf GamerGate is and only a handful have even heard about it in passing(and still don't know what it's about). I'm like the only one with GG PTSD.
  29. Soygen

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I didn't watch the stream, but I'm going to just assume it was absolutely amazing. Doc, you can PayPal me at[email protected]/* <![CDATA[...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This is fascinating. It really is.
  31. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    Hitler isn't even as bad as those cheese sticks. Brad McQuaid would roll in his grave if he ate those.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Cersei's motives may not be purely evil, but many of her actions are. That fits the definition of villain. I guess in GoT, this definition fits half the characters.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The mac n cheetos? I would try them. I love mac n cheese and Cheetos. Sound good.
  34. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Joffrey dindu nuffin!
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Valyrian Rubber:
  36. Soygen

    Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (From the creator of Symphony of the Night)

    I don't think I did the Kickstarter tier high enough to get the demo. This is one of the games I'm most looking forward to right now.
  37. Soygen

    The Fast Food Thread

    "Be the change that you wish to see in the thread" - Mahatma Soygen
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    Big Brother 18

    So far the cast seems interesting enough. - Beard dude is the most annoying stereotype of "beard dude" ever. He's a total caricature of what being cool actually is. He figured a massive chest tattoo and a beard would make up for a terrible personality. - Gay makeup dude is pretty...
  39. Soygen

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I don't really find her that sympathetic on the show and I read the books. She's pretty detestable in both. Jaime is definitely more interesting in the book just by virtue of us getting POV chapters and hearing his thoughts.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Hitler was only trying to protect his people and the ones he loved the most.