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Your wife knows your ex used to use your penis, too, right? Uh oh.

I cut all communication, but almost always remain friends with them later on. I'm friends on Facebook with almost every girl I've dated(in a serious capacity) and even recently friended one who really hated me at one point. Never burn that booty-bridge.

Horizons was such an epic failure that people don't even remember it for the list of failures.

YouTube killed the Website star!

2 for 1 deal? Chipotle wins again!

I consider all children of the earth to by my kids.

Is Moe's giving away a free burrito, motherfuckers?!

It already is. You just don't know it yet!

The text they sent me asked for my name/zip and then said they will text me a coupon in a few days.

Sent text, got ecoli.

I talk to kids about sex all the time. It's easy.

Thanks. I read up on them and should be good to go with the other missable one.

This may have been my game of the year, had I played it last year. I'm not all that far into it(just beat Shadow of Yahrnam), but what an awesome game. I just read that I permanently missed some item by killing Iosefka before I killed Rom, which kind of sucks. The complete lack of hand-holding...

Sure looks like it.

Exactly. Actually going your own way is one thing. Who gives a fuck what someone wants to do with their own life? Joining a club full of neckbearded faggots and proselytizing about it is so cringey.

My BJs has the big packs of boneless/skinless thighs, but I've never checked for skin-on ones. I rarely buy the skin-on and when I do, not in bulk. I'm going tomorrow and will check it out.

Brutul is already mapping out his plan of attack.

Thanks Mr. Joke Explainer! Now we're all on the same page.

The powdered crap is usually called parmasan. The hard cheese that is grated is parmigiano-reggiano. Some of the powdered stuff is 'ok'.

That's what you get from that?!

You can still hold a spoon in your left hand while using the fork if you really need to slurp quickly.

God really has to hate you to make youthatfat and not even give you big titties.

Another case of "The pirated version always works."

I'm tempted to get Tales of Z, but I don't think I've ever played a Tales of game to completion. I always lose interest.

Vaclav is a stuportaster.

Uplay is the worst.

Exactly. I eat meat because it's tasty. It has nothing to do with it being an animal or not. If they can synthesize the nutrition, taste, texture and make it cheaper, people will eventually be won over.

I don't know about "that's not going to happen". Maybe not soon, but I don't see why it wouldn't be a possibility for the future.

PS4 games on PS+ have basically been nothing but Indie stuff. There's been 2 or 3 good games and the rest is stuff I would pass on. It's been nothing like the PS+ games for PS3 in year's past. Granted, the PS3 had been out for several more years at the point where PS+ was awesome.

Gonna' need something stronger.

Are you going to pick up cows with that thing? That's what I'm hoping it's for.

I agree. It was simply not explained well.

Yeah, Eddie am disappoint.

I haven't tried myself, but I'm not necessarily against it. Maybe I'll have one of the new mods try it out. My girlfriend loves it and often comes more frequently during anal.

Would definitely her cuddle her right in the asshole.

BJs and anal, basically. Depending on how early or late in her period it is, we'll just have sex like normal. Ain't no big deal.