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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They'll go literally anywhere. He can't get in anywhere right now. He keeps flying to job sites too
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No one has provided me the math required and the last iteration was correct. If someone wants to prove me wrong it's fine. Need @wormie in here to drop some theoretical math down. In theory I believe 0 -> what I make is an infinite % increase but since the formula requires >0 for a starting...
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just an update from my idiot sister. So far they've been on the road for 2 months. Drove from MA to Texas and had a bunch of vacation stops on the way for weeks at a time. Still no work at all, they're running on savings now. They keep saying everything is fine but it isn't. We can see the...
  4. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Don't summon people unless you suck right guys
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah that's dumb
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't work in Boston anymore man, also I don't make that much comparitively around here
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I think to kill him the first guild had to have two groups wait out of combat to minimize damage during a certain phase and then go in. He was overtuned
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok I gave my wife $1 so I can say I make 9,500,000% more than her
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Don't worry, I do
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what the fuck do I make 0% more than my wife?
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm ready to be enlightened
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Technically I guess I make infinity more since she makes 0
  13. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Let's see those biased performance numbers and then claims of "well it's not for gaming lol"
  14. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I make 100% more than my wife unless giving me head has monetary value Also she spends money sometimes like it's coming out of my dick. We do ok moneywise, but sometimes we'll get behind and o have to wonder why she thought ordering $100 here or there on kid stuff was a good idea. I remember...
  16. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    It's a rare thing, probably for transmog Hammer of Vigilance
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah when I played warrior it was pretty clear some shitass code was in here - we got used to that random fuckin rock. TOS seems to have more problems than usual though, we've been having people DC mid-fight A LOT.
  18. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    When this game came out poise was garbage, not sure if they ever fixed it. Your goal when playing should be to dodge attacks rather than block them. It'll work on a few bosses to block, but the majority you'll need to dodge. Since it's your first playthrough it's easy to get caught up in...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's only been a day man. Let it simmer when his wife tells her friends
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man now I feel sad
  21. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    That shield is just super heavy, I couldn't use it until late in the game
  22. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    Here you go Equipment Load | Dark Souls 3 Wiki
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    Dark Souls 3

    Is your playstyle just sword/shield? 76% weight is too high and you'll have what's known as a fat roll - essentially the shittiest dodge you can get. I forget the weight breakpoints but I went for the lowest one so that I had fast rolls. It's something to do with the amount of iframes you can...
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I can't really understand separate finances. Everyone I know In RL that does that is having issues
  25. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    Still got it for $40 through prime so I can't complain
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    There's something going on We have a few people that dc going downstairs during demonic Inquisition or jumping into the center during maiden. I got dced hitting a wall the other night
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I don't really care what people play to be honest , plus you're the dude that couldn't pick a class haha
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Picasso another serious question,how is the sex life
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm the breadwinner and honestly I feel slighted when I need to do daily chores like dishes. If my wife were working (and making half what I make) I'd probably feel less that way.
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh damn, rip
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Picasso I vaguely remember your wife being a nurse?
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you my wife? It's all starting to make sense
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well maybe you'll luck out at the therapist will be on your side But. Woman...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    True. Also squirting is or isn't piss
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    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    To me 13 and all variants plus 15 are the equally worst, with 8 slightly better
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man that doesn't sound healthy. It's like my wife reading about pregnancy shit while she's pregnant, it makes her a hypochondriac. But for your wife it's podcasts about the patriarchy
  37. Noodleface

    The Final Fantasy Mega Thread - Now playing FFXV

    That's how I'm feeling Let me hop in my dumb car and auto drive for 5 minutes brb
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Mccheese I'm not even sure you're playing the same game as us. As far as I can tell you only do pet battles
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Anyone know how long the event takes to complete? We're doing a guild run Thursday