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I like my women, like I like my chicken. Smaller and not stringy.

I got them for free from the guild bank. It was a really good deal.

Gotta' flip her over and squeeze first.

Where in MrRobot log does it show flasks? I definitely had a flask up, but on my buffs I don't see it.

I think he was referring to "tighten her lips".

I got my fingers crossed for you, Tenks. I'd really like to see you get fisted Saturday morning.

I love cooking, but eating is like on par with sex as far as most pleasurable things we can experience. Then again, you can't eat bread, so that's like the impotence of the eating world.

Yes, maybe. Maybe she was blind.

I'm not saying her not wanting to kiss him is retarded. I'm saying her freezing in place is. So back off and say no or give him the cheek. Freezing like a "deer caught in headlights" is awkward.

That's not just being prude. That's like socially retarded/awkward on top of it.

Here's Onoes trying to seal the deal after the movie:

Don't leave us in suspense, Onoes.Did you finish setting up OGRE or what?!

I think it's a requirement in for the title "MMO Failure".

Yeah, I just meant it would have been even more enjoyable had it been true. The sad thing is that the jokes in this thread are 100% believable as being true.

Dude's first post is about vag-squirting. Respect.

Yeah, Brutul is now reconsidering shipping beef out.

Might not be a true representative study, but I bet it wasawesome!

Local ranchers are pretty sparse in these parts. I still eat me some beef, though! I agree with Khane. Keeping food under 1000 for 2 people is not an accomplishment. At least not for 99% of the planet.

It's free like a Chinese gold farmer gets free WoW gold.

I can hardly wait!

Yeah, Sut. You're old now. Come raid on Saturday mornings with us old people.

Yeah, squirting is pee. Still fun.

Here's Tuco using his device professionally:

I think that's my deductible.

Don't read too much into my post. I'm not mad. You can cook pretty much everything without the ridiculousness of a sous vide. Now look what you're making The Master do!

Why are you still going to be up? You need rest at your age.

Ok, we'll call it immersion cooking from now on to keep your autism to a minimum. This is some stupid semantics going on here.

Look at Mr DICKtionary over here!

Yeah, the egg salad I made with the hard boiled(unboiled?) eggs was very smooth. It was really good.

Right. Sous vide it.

This is wrong. Boiling is a single temperature that can completely overcook the eggs. Sous vide will do them perfectly without any chance of overcooking, assuming you set the temp to the right setting for your desired consistency. EDIT: Just to be clear, the sous vide never 'boils' the water...

Yeah, you can pretty much perfectly cook eggs in the shell to whatever consistency you want. Here's a decent write up on it:The Food Lab's Guide to Slow-Cooked, Sous-Vide-Style Eggs | Serious Eats

Damn. I wanted a good laugh.

This isn't from Pantheon, is it?!

I don't think anyone offered "enough".

So far, it's awesome. We've done NY strips a few times, chicken breasts a few times. I did some hard boiled eggs. Perfect every time. Next weekend I think I'm going to do scallops in it.

Just as soon as I find somewhere to put this dead hooker.

I just bought this one with a giftcard I got for Christmas. Amazon.com: Crock-Pot SCCPVL610-S Programmable Cook and Carry Oval Slow Cooker: Kitchen Dining

Why is anyone even playing anything other than a DK?!

Well, it's Fartbox, so it may have been some Obama agents planting shadowseeds via /whisper.