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After the Dallas game against the Saints, 2 years ago, from the time we got to our vehicle we were back on the highway and headed home in 30 minutes. Took just as long to get out and to the car as it did to get the fuck out of there but I blame the women folk for not buying a god damn parking...

1st teams Jags 13 Bears 0, LOL.

Why do you think the Jags are the ones that always go to London for home games, because no one likes the Jags, even people in Jacksonville.

The perfect way to go for me would be doctors giving me to much morphine, fade away painlessly.

Watching that man live with Parkinson's my entire life is the exact fucking reason I'd punch my own ticket.

If I had been diagnosed with Parkinson's I'd punch my own ticket as well.

Wife: Robin Williams Had Parkinsons Disease, His Sobriety Intact Before Death If I found out I had Parkinsons today I'd check the fuck out before midnight tonight.

Yeah no shit the entire defense looks like shit, the only positive to take from the whole thing is a lot of players that were healthy were held out anyways.

The fuck are you talking about

Maines governor threatens NFL boycott over Ray Rice suspension | ProFootballTalk How exactly is Maine supposed to boycott the NFL?

Yeah no shit, I once googled what a certain pain pill looked like because I thought my local pharmacy gave me something that didn't look like a pain pill I had ever taken when I got out of the hospital for my gall bladder surgery. I can't imagine buying some drug from a stranger in a foreign...

The guy took E in Mexico with his GF, he made it sound like the bitch slipped him it while still pretending to take full responsibility of what he puts in his body. According to him and his agent he would be one of 109 people over the past couple of years that wouldn't have been suspended if the...

If you actually read the story it sounds more like his GF was trying to make it bearable for him to fuck her.

I really didn't give two shits about the guy until the dumb fucks over at the Cowboys forum made me fucking hate him with their non-stop whining and crying and even claiming we are now cursed because we didn't draft what will be the 23,423rd Browns 1st round QB bust.

Kyle Shannahan's going to run another QB into the ground.

Ray Ray has gotten older, maybe he is using guns in his old age.

What was Ray Lewis doing in Minnesota?

Don't you mean playoff, as in once?

So what your saying is Cutler isn't the best QB on the bears this year, just like last year?

You better hope he doesn't shoot Cutler, Cutler loves to find new and exciting ways to miss games.

That dude is grade A fucking looney toon.

Sounds more like what he was in Dallas, a lazy bum with an attitude not fitting his performance.

I hope something comes of this and he steps down as GM.

How old are those, are they new? Something like that if new should be blowing up the football media.

Longer since the Bears won a SB. Their only SB.

The joke isn't that old but the guy clearly stole the joke.' mansfield-man-dies-makes-final-request-of-browns | FOX Sports

You mean when he beat a 7-9 team?

If you want to stick to it then fine, Ill just make your avatar of Cutler getting bent over backwards like the fag he is.

Jokes old, was first told about the Browns.

LOL I dun smoked myself stupid, you know what the spirit of the bet was.

You make Merlin look sane.

Why the fuck is the Giants first string still playing in the 2nd quarter?

Yeah but the Bears didn't resign the best QB on the team and let him go to TB.

Yes, he tweaked his hamstring tying his shoes.

Cutler has never broke 30 TD, hell he has only managed 20+ 3 times, tell me more about who is going to be more shocked than Merlin after election night.

Yeah this is going to be the year that Cutler manages to break 90 QB rating.....I can't even say that shit with a straight face and not break out in laughter. Jay Cutler Stats - Chicago Bears - ESPN Tony Romo Stats - Dallas Cowboys - ESPN I'll make you a deal since the bet has already...

Haha Eli Manning

QB Rating, not that bullshit espn QBR. If so then bet accepted.

How about who ends up with the better TD/Int ratio at the end of the season between Romo and Cutler?