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Why does your wife want to shoot a baby?

Fuck this shit triple post time

What am I, fucking 90? Should I eat some hard ribbon candies with my shit tier vegetables?

Crazy shit to me. Fuck those vegetables

Babe before I explain to you about why our FICON card wasn't bifurcating to x4x4 instead of straight x8 please read this book on PCI architecture and take this 40 hour course.

Gross

OK here's some background. I used to work at a grocery store chain for like 13 years. My brother and I both worked in the same department and I generally had fun even though my life was shit. Ended up meeting my wife there. Her mother and her brother also worked there. Anytime the 3 of them...

Well every previous place I've had a solo cube. Here I have a double sized cube with a 65 year old dude that eats chips drinks mtn dew as soon as he comes in

I know that's what she wants because that's how she would talk about work. The guy at work eating chips from 8am to 3pm nonstop bothers me but I forget about him when I leave. He's doing it now BTW

Mine did the same thing. She no longer works thank fucking God. I hate when my wife asks about work. I always answer "I programmed all day" and she gets pissy. What do you want me to say?

My wife eats a lot of weird shit. It doesn't put a strain on the marriage but she doesn't get it. I feel a lot of guys think this is a joke or troll but I just don't like a lot of food. That's it. She always tries to make these weird dishes with vegetables and crazy shit and I have to remind...

Go ahead, do it faggot

Well freedom fries come from America, post 9/11

The big mountain climb is Sunday. I was feeling good but lately my feet have been sore a lot. I thought it might be the betes but it could just be my shoes. Fuck my life.

Or ham

I don't even have my clearance yet

Every phone call at my new job begins with the other person saying "is anyone around that could listen in?" Shit is fucking serious time

Get outta here with that bacon bullshit Fucking Canadian piece of shit

I don't eat any seafood period. There I said it, please bring the hate. Call me a scumbag. Tell me there's no way I've tried everything and hate it all. Tell me I'm a piece of shit. Please

I prefer kettle chips but can settle for Cape cod if I have to.

I'm a raider at heart, and not really for gear. But we will have trouble holding people's attention if this is the case going forward. We don't do mythic raids

If you wanted a landing strip on my dick you could just ask, don't need to be passive aggressive

I don't get the shaved vag = pedo argument Ideally I enjoy the landing strip the most because all the playboys I viewed in the 90s had them

Mythic+ have me a bit concerned with the state of raiding. Am I alone and just a worrying faggot? To me it seems anything beyond the first few levels completely negates any reason to do normal or heroic raids unless you just enjoy them. If you have a group capable of higher levels of mythic it...

Yeah I don't know anyone that would schedule a call to deny you

Can confirm. Utz chips considered shit tier in MA

Just from experience in wow on fights like butcher on heroic, a couple under geared dps would ensure we couldn't kill the boss.

I can't imagine anyone would be geared enough to beat heroic dps checks if what you said about your guild previously is true

Barring a tragic accident or an exploded taco I don't really think I'd ever be turned away from a vagina. The one factor that would is stench as eomer pointed out.

Were you the one that wasn't sure if they'd move for this job? Have you been thinking about it? Usually when an offer is extended they move quick. In my experience anyways.

My wife's family get them all the time. I think it's something in the water (literally)

Type 2,we can get drunk extremely easily especially on meds

Yeah super taster just means I hate a lot of food people love and it sucks. Overly sensitive is a good way to put it.

Im confused why warrior shit is so hard. Secret prot warrior skin behind some mysterious quest that no one is really sure how it spawns Warrior campaign has 4 day long missions (2) at the end. Huh? At least we got ignore pain

There was also that time when I said there was a cheerleader there and everyone started posting her pics

A few years ago at Emc I was tired of buying energy drinks so I decided this year I would make the plunge and drink the free coffee. Some dude saw me take a sip and act like a little kid when I drank it and spat it out. Never looked at me the same. Getting used to coffee is something I have no...

Defias pillagers aren't obscure. Expecting us to remember world first level 60s that sold an epic bow is obscure.

Usually the super taster stuff is a non issue. I just never drank much alcohol because it presents a very strong taste in any drink, even the most girliest of drinks. For foods only really bitter stuff hits me hard, I just avoid it. Someone put cilantro in something a few weeks ago and I had...

Those are defias pillagers you goddamn noob About a year in blizzard released some statistics and that mob killed the most players out of all the encounters in the game.