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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Brings back a painful m emory of when we were dating. It half popped out and she slammed down hard on it. Dick was black and blue in the middle for over a week. Also one of my balls caused shooting pains through my body if touched. By we I mean me and soyjen.
  2. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    hi its me ur dad
  3. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I beat LA Noire on PS3 (??) or whatever system it was on. I can't remember.
  4. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    How is Pillars of Eternity for the price $14.99 or whatever?
  5. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    My mouse pad is like 2 feet by 1.5 feet or something ridiculous
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I accidentally slammed it into my wife's butt once and from time to time she brings up the ol' "be careful please". Whatever, no boner killer here. Of course I didn't make her cry and bleed
  7. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    TW3 is $24.99 and the trilogy is like $26. Totally worth it if you haven't played the games.
  8. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    It's old enough man
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me too I mean I see a great ass and I'm like "yes, I am an ass man" but then the same thing happens with titties. I would prefer a 50/50 mix on them, but if it had to be favored in one direction definitely titties. Hey lindz can we get more titty pics
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The other day I was trying to decide if I'm more a titty guy or more an ass guy. I really couldn't decide. Then I saw someone on facebook with huge titties and remembered how much I love a good pair. I guess I'm a titty man.
  11. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Also there's something hilarious about a bunch of old dudes trying to play a competitive FPS - from changing mouse settings, to trying to form teams.. I don't know, something about it makes me laugh. We're all guilty of it (myself included). I'm 32 but I feel 14 years old when I play this
  12. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We're talking about a company that made the gold limit in diablo 3 a UINT32. You're practically gonna be the boss as soon as you show up.
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Great now we can start talking about HLT ratios, I love a good acronym.
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    bit masking is easy stuff. Just and/or a mask to show/hide whatever bits you want to see. I have to do it everyday so I guess it's a little more fresh in my mind. I have a love/hate relationship with pointers, that's for sure. I always fuck them up in interviews too.
  15. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    But you guys aren't try-hard software engineers that probably sleep with anime pillows at night while silently jerking off to your waifu in the bathroom so she doesn't know because otherwise it's disrespectful
  16. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    Yeah I've played it. Still working through GTA5 on PS4 but I'm wondering if now that I have a nice PC I should just play it on PC instead.
  17. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    The people here love to come in early and stay really late and also reply to emails at like 2am. Fuck t hat man. I work 9 to 5 and that's it
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I always dress for interviews one-up from the position i'm applying for. So if it was a place where everyone wore dress shirts and ties I would wear a suit. If they said the place was casual I think what you're planning is fine.
  19. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    windows 7 - Using a .BAT file to change a USB drive-letter - Super User
  20. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I find Zarya good in almost every situation, even better if you're playing against a shitty team. Took a break from my non-stop genji action and was pwning noobs last night. I think Genji raised my skill in other heroes
  21. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I remember playing the original 8-bit Y's game for the Master System. That shit is tight. Also the one for SNES (can't remember the name) was pretty good. The others all fell flat to me, but maybe I didn't give them a chance.
  22. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Yes, I'm doing that Saturday or Sunday. I washed it tonight and it looks so good haha
  23. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They sat around a mob and all whacked it with sticks and swords. Wow! Much excite! So invigorating! Wow!
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I use obs to stream and record. Has a ton of options.
  25. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    This looks awful. This is retarded. I now feel bad. If you're excited about this you are literally retarded.
  26. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Its not always about money
  27. Noodleface

    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    My steam library has about 20 games in it. I haven't been a PC gamer in YEARS. This is like fuckin christmas to me
  28. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I really like that he's 1) really good, 2) has a sense of humor, 3) doesn't really rage, and 4) explains a lot about what he's doing. Also he interacts with the fans by answering questions. Everything I just said is in stark contrast with a streamer like Lirik
  29. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I wouldn't get a MSDN key get it from here Marketplace for Microsoft Software
  30. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I'll be washing and powerwashing it tonight
  31. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I notice my aiming is much more accurate with it but I have trouble doing 180's without it being really jumpy. Assume i'll get better. If some morbidly obese fag like timthetatman can do it so can i
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    You need to have their nuggets fresh though. Any time I go they're always stale and shitty. Mine is the one that always runs out of coca-cola though, so the problems are abound.
  33. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    The popular setting is about 10in/360 - for me on a goliathus with a death adder thats 4 sensitivity at 1600 dpi. I'm trying to get used to it but may need to adjust. It felt really weird lifting the mouse at first but now I don't notice it
  34. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    the only problem is burger king might fuck it up they fuck up literally everything
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I watch a porno and I see Gianna Michaels having sex I say that is "good", when I watch one of those girls who just lays there and has a half-disgusted look on their face I say that is "bad"
  36. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Blu-rays? I don't really know. I know with VTEs (Virtual Tape Emulator) they just use mechanical or solid state drives and use the VTE to trick the mainframe into thinking they're adding more tape storage. I assume the tape market is just going to die off relatively soon.
  37. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    You guys are fucking idiots. Obviously he rides the train backwards through time zones and it ends up equaling 30 hours in a day
  38. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I spoiled your post sumdain, don't put stuff like that in this thread until after episode 10 airs
  39. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's the same reason Tape storage is still a thing. Sure, there are virtual tape emulators, but those are expensive as fuck and I feel like just a bandaid to transition to digital storage.