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  1. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Implying 15 year old girls are smart
  2. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I got hooked by 2 roadhogs at the same time last night and I just pingponged for a sec, it was weird
  3. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My wife had a similar experience when she was younger. She was dating a guy and he said if she wouldn't swallow his load he wasn't going to stay with her, so she did. It's still a hangup and she won't ever let it happen ever again for the rest of her life. Even though I'm "the one" it's still...
  4. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    with proper posture I don't see any issues with my TN
  5. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I've played like 40ish hours since release and I'm only level 40. I can't even imagine
  6. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Destiny's gun play was great, the game had great graphics and it ran reasonably well. The story was ok, albeit extremely short. But that was it... it was over so soon. The PVP wasn't engaging to me, so what incentive was there? It reminded me of the original Fable launch for the original...
  7. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Krovvy is like level 180+ or something Some people just play a lot
  8. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    If you do look for a job with the USPS know that as of a couple years ago they started really fucking new people. My wife started a couple years ago there as a letter carrier (forget the title) with a starting pay of like $22.50/hr. After a month or two, they got rid of that position and...
  9. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    You will regret these words... I guarantee it. Not sure if the dude has teeth coming in or it's a sleep regression but every night for the last week when we put him down for naps or bedtime he starts wailing and it takes him a good 10 minutes to fall asleep. We kind of just leave him unless...
  10. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Just because you're over level 100 doesn't mean you're good, it just means you play a lot.
  11. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Amd fuckin sucks
  12. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Shitty Reinhardts are awful - just watch Renbot for a bit and learn what a true hero he can be. Had a few bad experiences with some forumites on Reinhardt doing exactly what you said.
  13. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Don't stick yourself with only playing a healer. You'll be much better and well-rounded if you have a good knowledge of all the heroes.
  14. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    You dodged a bullet. Dcuo is one of the worst games I ever played
  15. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Destiny is the only game in the last 10 years that I actually traded in and got something else. Fuck Bungie.
  16. Noodleface

    DOOM

    yuck. Maybe if the DLC was a rewritten PVP where Bethesda made it.
  17. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I suppose not, I am a hypocrite
  18. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Dark Souls 3 only came out a few months ago. Typically they release one DLC then announce the new game.
  19. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

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  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have an online kanban board but there's no way in hell I'm starting and stopping for every interruption. Unless I go full inception and make another Kanban card that says "JIRA Interruption"
  21. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    There's something satisfying about flick shots as pharah and the rocket connects with someone's face as they're moving. I was called out for cheating because it kept happening. I don't know how auto-aiming would even help against a moving target when you're firing rockets.
  22. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Played for a couple hours and only saw one Mcree and Wm. I played Wm a bit to see how she and I didn't feel too much of a difference, but I'm terrible anyways.
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had our stand up meeting g Monday.. Yeah that's a thing now. Anyways we were talking about what we did last week and what we are gonna do this week and someone asked me why I always say the same tasks. I responded that i spend literally my entire day being interrupted with questions or tasks...
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Well I'm just glad no one will ever bitch about widow ever again
  25. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My wife hovers over the kid and I tried to explain he will never learn if someone is constantly catching him. She don't listen. Not as bad as yours though. I
  26. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    The people that can't play her because quick scoping is gone are the shitty players
  27. Noodleface

    Pets

    I'll say mama for that lady. No I wouldn't marry her, but I'd take her for a spin. On my dick. In case that wasn't clear.
  28. Noodleface

    E3 2016

    Wow back to cartoony looking shit
  29. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    This game makes me rage sometimes, mostly at my other teammates. There's no real RNG though. Usually if you lose it's because the other team was better than you or caught you with your pants down.
  30. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    500 in a solo queue i meant, unless there's exp im missing
  31. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    This is a game that has a hero for everyone. You don't really need twitch-like reflexes but you do rely on teamwork from people. Thankfully, there's a pretty solid RR group and (most) people don't care if you're a low-level/low-skill player. Of course there are tryhards or ragers, but generally...
  32. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Lame, this is completely ASRocks fault
  33. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    God damnit. I work with ASRock and they seemed pretty solid, what the fuck are they doing. Can you try this? If not, you may need to buy a BIOS chip for them. Thankfully for you (and ASRock), they didn't solder the BIOS chips to the board.
  34. Noodleface

    Pets

    what the fuck I thought you guys were gonna tell me who that chick was and if she did porn, isn't that how this place works?
  35. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Also check for an advanced/CSM option - under storage make sure it's set to UEFI first.
  36. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Can you unplug all SSDs/HDDs except for the one that has your OS installed and see if it boots?
  37. Noodleface

    Pets

    I really, really want one
  38. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I also don't really think this WM nerf is going to change her like a lot of you hope, she's still going to own people.
  39. Noodleface

    What was your dream growing up before life kicked you in the nuts/vag?

    And here I sit.. the one guy actually writing in C professionally.. A success story, if you will
  40. Noodleface

    Pets

    Tenks dog doesn't even have knees