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  1. Noodleface

    No Man's Sky

    Well UC4 was delayed a few times, I'm sure this will be just as good and worth it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    we can't bang because of sad times, but i'll work on the video
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You want a porno video? Or just like a video of my balls? Do you need them in action or just kind of lounging? Does it need mood music? Should I put a little arugula and tomatoes around it sprayed with a water bottle to look appetizing? Cad I know you're still hung up on what I said but i...
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    Overwatch

    yeah man hit me up. I won't be doing any stomping but maybe i'll catch a glimmer of others doing it. Although last night I did get a 27 kill streak with widowmaker
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think lindz is a beautiful woman with great boobies, but I don't know why you would think she is giving me blue balls. I get plenty at home.
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    Overwatch

    Ok so last night I setup my stream to stream this: Twitch I'm just streaming for fun, and I'm fairly terrible but figured if people want to be in the stream or whatever we could get something going. I'll be on around 9pm EST tonight, just hit me up with invites or i'll solo queue (doesn't...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The last time I went to burger king they were out of Hot Dogs, Coca-Cola, Onion Rings, and pickles.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm holding out hope that one day knowing assembly is gonna pay off big. Minor rant of the day I guess. I have a one on one (I hate these) with my boss every couple weeks. He wanted us to start tracking work with Jira so any time a bug/request/feature needs to be added i create an issue in...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    shut the cuck up
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    Overwatch

    What mice are you guys playing with? Haven't played FPS in awhile, I have a Logitech G something or other (wireless). I had a death adder that I dropped and broke, tihnking about picking up another.. unless there's something better.
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah we figured maybe it was too acidic for him (tomato-based). It's the only real way to see what they're allergic too anyways. Happened the first time he ate carrots too but now he loves them.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I will never work on a platform
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    Windows 10

    Shouldn't an office PC be on enterprise editions anyways and not home editions?
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    Parent Thread

    Also my kid is showing more signs of communication that are positive. No talking yet but not too worried. The other day he was sipping from a new sippy cup and the spill-proof cap made this awful noise that sounded like Rosie O'donnell taking a diarrhea shit and I started laughing hard going...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It is the bane of my existence. I am sorry DIckTrickle
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Let me know when you are done talk about things you don't know. When you have done a EDKII/UDK/Tianocore package, build wrapped inside your existing UEFI Modules, with .cif, .inf, and .dec files created to properly link all libraries and binaries, reading from multiple PCI Config spaces, then...
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    Overwatch

    Well it is, but only on certain heroes.
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    Parent Thread

    Speaking of dumps. The little dude woke up 3 times the other night crying his head off. When I went in there was a massive red shit in his diaper (not blood) and his ass was raw. He ate some meatballs which I guess didn't quite agree with him. The worst part was he was in absolute pain during...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant hasn't been around much and I'm concerned
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    Windows 10

    dear mother of god
  21. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    4k output? I thought they had enough trouble running games at 900p
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    Overwatch

    I'll be on again tonight by 830 pm EST (Noodleface#1412). Just add me to your group if you see me on. Depends on RL friends playing or not.
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    Parent Thread

    CIO did not work for my kid the little we tried it. When he was an infant he would not sleep unless we were holding him. We tried everything we could think of, one time he cried for an hour straight and I just said "FUCK IT." Eventually when we sleep trained him we modified it to basically...
  24. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Sorry to Abrams (whoever that is on the forums). We were running pretty fast and I wasn't watching my chat. I'm so hooked in this game. I'm absolutely awful but can't stop playing. I do have a problem with how fast the turret's aiming is, you can barely peak without it destroying you...
  25. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Not much except majority of people are probably on pc
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I just checked my email and I still have it. Let's just never look at that again
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Maybe they're buying Fiji gallon waters
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    Overwatch

    Queue to buy digital copy...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Where do you live that a gallon of spring water is $2?
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    Castle

    I finally watched the ending to this. It's absolutely hilarious how they edited it together.. like there was no shame that they tacked on a series ending to a cliffhanger.
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    DOOM

    I use the chainsaw once. I should've used it more but I got angry at the mechanic
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    Weight Loss Thread

    You kind of look like a douche if you do it (I did), but I used to just buy a gallon of water and carry it around with me. Back then they were like 50 cents though, so not sure about now.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It was done through a third party at my consent. I wasn't like "hey guys look", although I guess at this point we're just splitting hairs.
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    Overwatch

    Yeah Pharah is the most like Quake/UT, I played her the most.
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    Problem with every mmorpg

    Notch seems like kind of a dick now that he sold Minecraft. Dude doesn't have to work a day in his life from here on out, and more than likely if his fatass ever has kids, their kids will never have to work either.
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    One of the worst threads and polls I've ever seen

    You heard it from Tuco
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    Problem with every mmorpg

    My main problem with MMOs is they keep fucking with the good formula. WoW is a perfect example. Vanilla -> TBC -> Wrath is probably my favorite MMO experience. Then it got super casual-ified. I don't mind going from hero to zero as long as it's fun.
  38. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    At times I've wondered if I'm on the spectrum
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fuck I need to find one within 30 seconds of my house oh wait I did