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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never even got to try online dating, I just asked my wife out the regular way
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tinder seems so glorious, yet I will never know its glory.
  3. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I was over my head the entire duration of working towards my BS in Comp Engineering. Even giving my final capstone presentation to the public, I felt over my head.
  4. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    I just had to redo one side of my sink with plumber's putty too. Felt like the goddamn super hero
  5. Noodleface

    Better Call Saul

    I think she's scamming him too. He was nice to her and she's taking full advantage of it. She sort of looks like Alan's wife from Two and a Half Men, but I don't know if it's the same woman. Probably not.
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think he's asking if you have cheese on your dick
  7. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    The race ends in 2 days, just a heads up if you haven't voted. Since the setup will be 2x tanks, X healers, Y DPS - and also because I'm selfish and I'll be leading a Friday night raid, I'll probably be looking for one additional tank and then the rest will be off-spec tanks. Doesn't mean...
  8. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Yeah that's shitty
  9. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The real problem is I'm tied down or else they'll want the sign-on bonus back for at least 1 year
  10. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Also uncharted. Delayed another 2 weeks. Fuuuuck
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look on the bright side man, you got the blowjob of your life
  12. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    the fuck bro, Deprived always, I don't even have to look
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I would just want to eat delicious pizza and game all day
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I just meant the whole show is crap so by extension the game is crap too, but I will take that evidence for backup
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I'd play it if it weren't shit
  16. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Oh this is a great idea Glad I didn't buy a turd boner
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Put yourself in Tarrant's shoes. His wife has been distant for a long time, even angry. Probably haven't had real sex in quite awhile. He decides to break it off with her, sees she's looking at other dudes, and figures it would probably feel good to lay some pipe himself. At least that's how I'd...
  18. Noodleface

    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I got you, I actually read your sentence backwards and thought you said they were changing the base raiding setup.
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My mother is the same way man. Full disclosure, she's a drug addict, alcoholic, and has attempted suicide multiple times. I personally am done with her - but because we have her only grandson, we do bring him over occasionally, but I don't play into ANY of her bullshit. My brother on the...
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    What do you mean by base raiding setup? I looked it up and it looks like no one really knows, although people seem to be hoping for them to get rid of normal + heroic and just combine the two into one.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't doubt it. One guy got let go when the company was doing poorly - consultants are the first - and he told me he was taking a 6 month vacation, he had that much saved up.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We had a few firmware consultant/contractors and it always felt weird to me. Firmware is so low level and gives you such an insight into the security of a product, yet we're trusting these temp guys to work on it. They were rockstars though, so that's probably why they were there, but it still...
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Is there a link to the raid changes going into expansion? I just want to see what kind of optimal setups we're looking at. For instance, in WOD it was 2 tanks then heals and DPS based on how many members you had. Not sure if it is the same here. Also not sure of difficulty levels.
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We do innovative security stuff for networks, I'm talking like intrusion detection and other physical stuff. Pretty crazy.
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    No I don't really care that much, I just wanted to pretend.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Shit fart quick hide, think I just heard a helicopter
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Now we kind of have to see it, like a car accident. I want to see brain matter and entrails.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This isn't one of those "transitioning females" like you were talking about in the ff14 thread right? Some Manthra bitch
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    Raspberry Pi

    It's a combination of it not being man enough and the emulators sucking donkey dick really.
  30. Noodleface

    Raspberry Pi

    N64 sucks on the rpi, although the performance gains on rpi3 might make it better
  31. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Useless for us, I've thought about it though.
  32. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I wanted to get into consulting on the side, I just have no idea when I'd do it.
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well my degree is in computer engineering, not science. I even went to an ABET accredited school and everything!
  34. Noodleface

    Better Call Saul

    He's stealing from his company right? I wonder if his company has police investigating and when they saw his gaudy hummer and when his stuff was stolen started to piece together. I have no idea. I just know the guy playing him is awesome and nailing it.
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man Kriptinis gonna be her trigger the rest of her life, she'll be the girl that cries when someone has sex with her
  36. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    engineers get really butthurt if you call yourself an engineer when you aren't one source: am one
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think they're young, wouldn't be surprised if the girl was under 21
  38. Noodleface

    Raspberry Pi

    I think it might have trouble being able to get the throughput you want. Maybe a RPI3? Just announced today, the new Raspberry Pi 3:Introducing the Raspberry Pi 3 | Hackaday
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    The Fast Food Thread

    fuckin hipsters
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Agreed, especially now that you're "one of here anxieties" - I don't even know what that means. Stop thinking with your dick on this one, as hard as it may be. Heh heh.