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  1. Noodleface

    The Last of Us

    I played on the hard difficulty and essentially avoided all fights I possibly could. I also always made sure I had a good melee weapon. I'd say 75% of the time I'd charge in and try to beat everyone's asses instead of using guns.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I get it sometimes, just a bonus to get the blood flowing
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She will suck me off but won't let me blow in her throat or on her face so basically I just say what the hell is the point
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look if getting his dick sucked is that important he shouldn't have gotten married. Mine sucks the dong but she doesnt want me slinging throat yogurt. Not a big deal for me.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well I guess it helps that I already am getting laid. My wife won't blow me to completion, but I'm ok with that. J49 has some weird fetish for it. SHould've tried the goods before he married.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've been cheated on and I felt like shit, so it probably stems from that. Plus my wife, despite her many flaws, truly loves me and would never cheat on me. With a son in the picture all I'd think about was him, what kind of role model would I be.
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    Home buying thread

    I'm jealous you can get so much house for the price
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't cheat and would never cheat on principle. If I'm at the point where i am considering putting my dick in another woman my marriage is over. That's just me personally, I know there are guys that do it without a care
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    The Fast Food Thread

    THAT SOUNDS HIDEOUS sorry not sorry caps
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had canned beefaroni and some rice I made. Water. Very exciting.
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    Home buying thread

    I think the idea of a server closet is cool, I just don't know what I'd put in there. These days when a NAS can fit on a tiny spot on a shelf I don't even know. I do wish the guy wired our house with cat6 though
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I might start doing that, that's a pretty good idea. It's too easy to look at our large sum of money and remember all the bills due to come out
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We have a budget, not really sure why you think we need one?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd like to think that if I ever wanted a sidepiece I could get one without paying. if I were going to pay they'd look a lot better than that..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Never had a STI and don't intend to get one. Also I don't like eating out hooker snatch
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Well I mean I know for a fact we don't have fiber here. So I don't really know how that works. They didn't offer the 2Gbps before..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No a few years ago I told her I was going to set money aside for us. Shit hit the fan money wise and I stopped, but then I secretly started it back up. It's not my exit strategy haha.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    So in our area, where we have no competition, highest internet is 150mbps at $85.00 - OR 2Gbps for $300 I don't even know how they do 2Gbps.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah man $75 is gonna get me out in no time!!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She used to handle our money, but she ended up getting really stressed out by it. I've also been sending $75/week to an alternate account in my name for a rainy day fund type of thing. She knows I have it, but doesn't know I've been secretly saving. It's not a lot of money, but good secret...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I handle everything. I make 90% of the money, so I monitor my paydays and general finances, I pay all the bills, etc. I do it mostly because if she pays the bills she usually prefers 1) they be done via check through the mail like we live in 1940's, and 2) if done online she wants to print the...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I actually had to put A1 on a steak from longhorn. I asked for medium (I don't trust them with anything lower) and I got this steak that was cooked almost medium but completely grey on the outside. It was the worst steak I had ever had. Also my son shit his diaper and I had to change it in the...
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah I know, not everywhere. I was specifically relating it to Tarrant's area.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah, and they'll hook you up if you complain. Especially if there's competition
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    hah knew it
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    God I trolled Khane so hard, I bet he's all depressed
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    I'll admit 70 ain't bad for 250mbps
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    The X-Files

    This was ok. Not mind-blowing, but not "2nd movie" either. Scully and Mulder both look old and tired, but Scully looks really old. No real magic yet, and I feel the writing is a bit rushed and sub-par, hopefully it gets better.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That is such an offensive comment I can't believe you didn't delete it right away
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I never understood mail order brides. If you just wanna bang someone hit up bars, don't ruin your life getting married.
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    Home buying thread

    What exactly is going in a server closet? I'd be real worried about airflow
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Depends where in Florida. In Port Charlotte we saw decent houses for like 80k. Now Massachusetts, forget about it. $265k for 1500 sq ft on 0.25 acre. Near Boston you're in the 500k+ range.
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Too bad she has a down syndrome face. Im a big fan of Madison Ivy lately. Girl just does it for me.
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    Witcher 3

    I believe fallout is the definition quineloe said
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So when eomer says he had 1 million in dividends really thats $740,000 real money and basically means he's homeless
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had to look it up today, exchange rate is 1CAD=0.74USD
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe he said "hey you wanna move in and split the rent" ? He may have posted it, I can't remember. Me and the wife got joint accounts early though, but we were mostly on equal pay before I graduated.
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    Home Improvement

    Can you get any sort of discount from energy companies if you replace with blow insulation? Like here we can call MassSave and they offer all sort of crazy discounts on stuff related to lowering energy bills.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I was dating my wife we kept no records of all the money she lent me. I guess it all worked out (DEBATABLE), and I make way more now, but I don't know what would've happened if we broke up. I'm too much of a non-shitlord to leave her hanging, but we also didn't document it. A lot of guys...
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    Witcher 3

    I lost interest in fallout really fast. Graphics weren't even good and the story was pretty miserable